Ask Vader......

Posted by Vader 
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 09:47PM
Posted by: Vader
Daniel Knott: Vader Wrote:
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> Vader: My project is to exterminate people who
> connect me with Star Wars. Welcome on the list.

Are you an imposter? The real Vader would not make such an elementary mistake.


Vader: The real Vader has stated time and again on these forums that his name only remotely has to do with Star Wars.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 09:56PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Where is the Emperor?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 10:12PM
Posted by: Vader
jcaranti: Where is the Emperor?

Vader: Doing your girlfriend while you keep asking silly questions.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 11:07PM
Posted by: Daniel Knott
Vader Wrote:
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> Daniel Knott: Vader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vader: My project is to exterminate people who
> > connect me with Star Wars. Welcome on the list.
>
> Are you an imposter? The real Vader would not make
> such an elementary mistake.
>
> Vader: The real Vader has stated time and again on
> these forums that his name only remotely has to do
> with Star Wars.

I was referring to the second sentence in your answer, not the first :)

H E L L O
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 11:11PM
Posted by: Vader
Daniel Knott: I was referring to the second sentence in your answer, not the first :)

Vader: Welcome on der list? :p






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 11:39PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Vader Wrote:
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> jcaranti: Where is the Emperor?
>
> Vader: Doing your girlfriend while you keep asking
> silly questions.

Is that an apropiate or correct answer?

Trully shocking. :(
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 16, 2009 11:58PM
Posted by: mortal
LOL, if you thought that was shocking you really need to get out more......the sun is shining outside, turn off the computer and go outside and play. :-)


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 05:48AM
Posted by: smorr
Will the Eigenharp ever catch on in a well known (household) level?


The Flanker is gone. :(
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 06:00AM
Posted by: mortal
Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife…
Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 06:55AM
Posted by: Anonymous User
What happens if a wife is unfaithful in that village? :):)
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 10:46AM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
mortal schreef:
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> Every man in a village of 100 married couples has
> cheated on his wife…
> Every wife in the village instantly knows when a
> man other than her husband has cheated, but does
> not know when her own husband has. The village has
> a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife
> who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must
> kill him that very day. The women of the village
> would never disobey this law. One day, the queen
> of the village visits and announces that at least
> one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?


The men slaughter all the woman before the woman slaughter all the men?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 03:15PM
Posted by: Nickv
mortal schreef:
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> Every man in a village of 100 married couples has
> cheated on his wife…
> Every wife in the village instantly knows when a
> man other than her husband has cheated, but does
> not know when her own husband has. The village has
> a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife
> who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must
> kill him that very day. The women of the village
> would never disobey this law. One day, the queen
> of the village visits and announces that at least
> one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?


The king will die?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 04:17PM
Posted by: Vader
mortal: LOL, if you thought that was shocking you really need to get out more......the sun is shining outside, turn off the computer and go outside and play.

Vader: Just don't fall asleep on the bus.




smorr: Will the Eigenharp ever catch on in a well known (household) level?

Vader: Not in my household. If it's not electrical and let's you add tons of distortion, overdrive, flange, pitchshift, chorus and reverb it's not an instrument.




mortal: Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife…
Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?


Vader: They all say "f*ck the law", get naked and scr*w the sh*t out of each other.




jcaranti: What happens if a wife is unfaithful in that village? :):)

Vader: If you have a village with 100 married couples nad all men cheat on their wives the wives also have to cheat on the men ... unless they all boned the queen or did the sheeps.




Iceman-Kimi: The men slaughter all the woman before the woman slaughter all the men?

Vader: And then switch to manual mode for the rest of their lives? Come on ...






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 07:07PM
Posted by: senna9194
can you sell me your laser blade(the one you used in last star wars's episode),please?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 09:35PM
Posted by: Vader
senna9194: can you sell me your laser blade(the one you used in last star wars's episode),please?

Vader: Che cazzo vuoi? :p






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 09:51PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Estoy buscando a un maestro Jedi que se paso al lado Oscuro.
A donde lo puedo encontrar? :)
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 10:08PM
Posted by: Nickv
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 10:09PM
Posted by: Vader
jcaranti: Estoy buscando a un maestro Jedi que se paso al lado Oscuro.
A donde lo puedo encontrar? :)


Vader: Ask George Lucas for a Jedi/Sith teacher. My favourite force is getting pesky forum members banned.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 10:18PM
Posted by: Vader
Nickv: Qué?

Vader:
... será, será
whatever will be, will be
the future's not yours to see
Qué será, será
What will be, will be







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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 17, 2009 10:20PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Vader Wrote:
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> My favourite force is getting pesky forum members
> banned.

For asking perfect normal questions? ...
Interesting.
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