Ask Vader......

smorr: How do you get banned?

Vader: Just ask for it.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2009 01:24PM by Vader.

How do you think Mortal did at answering questions in your absence?

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X (@ed24f1)

SchueyFan: How do you think Mortal did at answering questions in your absence?

Vader: Pretty good for a mortal.

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So Vader is immortal?


The Flanker is gone.

Vader do you play Grand Prix 4, if so when or you continue to play?

smorr: So Vader is immortal?

Vader: Yup. First and Last and Always.


jcaranti: Vader do you play Grand Prix 4, if so when or you continue to play?

Vader: I did A LOT back in the day. When I tried to reinstall GP4 these days I found my CD was fuX0red - the silver layer was peeling off, so no chance for the drive to read it. Once I get a new CD I'll reinstall it. (Haven't used my MOMO in ages)

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Do you believe in?

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Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять

I don't wanna cause any more nationality wars so i'll stick with a question re women. Can a MILF be a cougar and vice versa? which is better? I'd settle for either I think. Heaven forbid, a GILF too.

Lex: Do you believe in?

Vader:I don't need to, I know.

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MikaHalpinen: I don't wanna cause any more nationality wars so i'll stick with a question re women. Can a MILF be a cougar and vice versa? which is better? I'd settle for either I think. Heaven forbid, a GILF too.

Vader: To quote an old saying over here: "night is dark and dicks don't have eyes" so it doesn't really matter.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/08/2009 08:35PM by Vader.

Why were you pouring water from one receptacle to the other?

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Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять

How many discs has Frank Zappa recorded?

Lex:

Why were you pouring water from one receptacle to the other?

Vader: That's not me. It's my retarded cousin Darth.

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Frantic: How many discs has Frank Zappa recorded?

Vader: I guess none. The sound engineers will have done it for him.

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why do i always think theres a small insect on my laptop screen whenever i see post by mortal?




LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

Vader: That's not me. It's my retarded cousin Darth.

Was it him here too?



Would you please tell him that I liked his new TIE-Interceptor model?

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Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять

LS.: why do i always think theres a small insect on my laptop screen whenever i see post by mortal?

Vader: It's a bug. Wait for mortal SP 2.1

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Lex Wrote:
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> Vader: That's not me. It's my retarded cousin
> Darth.
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> Was it him here too?
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> Would you please tell him that I liked his new
> TIE-Interceptor model?[/i]

Vader: No, and I'm getting tired of having to explain that my internet name does only remotely connect to that Star Wars character. I prefer Star Trek anyway.

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Why are you getting tired with someone actually posting something funny here?

Which forum member do you detest the most?

Guimengo: Why are you getting tired with someone actually posting something funny here?

Vader: Humour check ... cjeck ... one ... two ... three ... check ... check.

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Nickv: Which forum member do you detest the most?

Vader: No discrimination, I hate you all, one and all.

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Would you be surprised to know that I actually liked the last answer given to Nickv?

Guimengo: Would you be surprised to know that I actually liked the last answer given to Nickv?

Vader: It's hard to be surprised when you are omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and omninegative. It also spoils x-mas and b'days, but there's no rose without a thorn. Well, there is ... You see? It even spoils sayings.

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