Ask Vader......

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 30, 2009 12:11AM
Posted by: Vader
Gigi4: How many times you can take 2 from 24?

Vader: Once. Only four is left.

Gigi4: And why i'm speaking english even if i'm not english and you were speaking italian even if you're not italian?

Vader: I am not sure about you, but I blame it on my education.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 01, 2009 05:37PM
Posted by: senna9194
which subject do you teach?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 01, 2009 06:42PM
Posted by: Vader
senna9194: which subject do you teach?

Vader: English, philosophy and social science for secondary.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 10:30AM
Posted by: mortal
If I told you everything I was going to say from now on is a lie, is it the truth? Or a lie...?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 12:35PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
What brand of beer you like?
What pizza you like? or you prefer Calzoni?
Have you ever tried Duck with Orange Sauce?
Did you ever study spanish language?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 01:42PM
Posted by: mortal
When did you add conducting to your many talents?

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 04:27PM
Posted by: Vader
mortal: If I told you everything I was going to say from now on is a lie, is it the truth? Or a lie...?

Vader:





jcaranti: What brand of beer you like?

Vader: Köstritzer Schwarzbier. Not a big beer fan though. I am usually a red wine man.

jcaranti: What pizza you like? or you prefer Calzoni?

Vader: Simplicity rules. Capers, anchovis and olives is enough. Or maybe with good salame.

jcaranti: Have you ever tried Duck with Orange Sauce?

Vader: I sure have. A classical dish.

jcaranti: Did you ever study spanish language?

Vader: No, I never studied it.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 04:44PM
Posted by: Incident 2k9
is it possible to make urine drinkable?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 04:49PM
Posted by: senna9194
you said that you're omniscient,omnipotent,omnipresent and omninegative.Why?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 07:19PM
Posted by: smorr
Why is F# greater than all? Is there really something about that note that makes it more pleasing to a vast majority of people?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 11:09PM
Posted by: Vader
Incident: is it possible to make urine drinkable?

Vader: Every liquid is drinkable.




senna9194: you said that you're omniscient,omnipotent,omnipresent and omninegative.Why?

Vader: Because I am.




smorr: Why is F# greater than all? Is there really something about that note that makes it more pleasing to a vast majority of people?

Vader: No, the majority of people just sucks.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 03, 2009 11:18PM
Posted by: smorr
Why do shoe sizes vastly across the world? I could see Imperial and Metric sizes, but why are there even more?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 06:31PM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: Why do shoe sizes vastly across the world? I could see Imperial and Metric sizes, but why are there even more?

Vader: Yes, and for that matter why do languages vastly [vary] across the world? I could see Swahili or Aleut, but why are there even more?






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 06:58PM
Posted by: senna9194
are pink floyd the best band of the world?

is Jimi Hendrix the best guitar player of the world?and is David Gilmour the 2nd?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 06:59PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Vader Wrote:
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> Incident: is it possible to make urine drinkable?
>
> Vader: Every liquid is drinkable.

Is it Healthy to drink it? ;)
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 07:40PM
Posted by: Vader
senna9194: are pink floyd the best band of the world?

Vader: No.

senna9194: is Jimi Hendrix the best guitar player of the world?and is David Gilmour the 2nd?

Vader: No and no.




jcaranti: Vader Wrote:
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> Incident: is it possible to make urine drinkable?
>
> Vader: Every liquid is drinkable.

Is it Healthy to drink it? ;)


Vader: Some say it is, but I think they're just taking the p*ss.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 07:47PM
Posted by: senna9194
why no?

why no and no?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 08:30PM
Posted by: Vader
senna9194: why no?

why no and no?


Vader: Because neither Pink Floyd nor Jimi Hendrix are the pinnacle of their genres and David Gilmoure is far from being second best.

There is no best band or best guitarist ever because at the end of the day it boils down to personal taste.







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Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 08:38PM
Posted by: Lex
If I speak German and x=42, how long will it take until a robot walks?



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Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять
Re: Ask Vader
Date: November 04, 2009 09:00PM
Posted by: Vader
Lex: If I speak German and x=42, how long will it take until a robot walks?

Vader: Beethoven³.






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