Ask Vader...... I will answer (most of) your questions because I am omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omninegative. (And yes, I see what you're doing there. Take your hand out off your pants, you filthy little pervert)https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,855798#msg-855798Mon, 16 Mar 2026 10:29:50 +0100 Phorum 5.3-dev https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1169237#msg-1169237 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1169237#msg-1169237 Castello Off-TopicSat, 03 Feb 2024 16:51:19 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1169074#msg-1169074 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1169074#msg-1169074. A playful and mysterious prompt that opens the door to imaginative and entertaining possibilities in the realm of science fiction.]]> beiroot77 Off-TopicFri, 26 Jan 2024 07:18:11 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1143138#msg-1143138 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1143138#msg-1143138
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SpaceAce
Are you still kicking on?

Always.]]> Vader Off-TopicWed, 02 Sep 2020 22:31:08 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1139506#msg-1139506 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1139506#msg-1139506 SpaceAce Off-TopicFri, 22 May 2020 05:19:48 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1120592#msg-1120592 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1120592#msg-1120592
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Excalibur
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck exactly the amount of wood it could chuck.

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Atticus.
Do you think Rosberg ran into Hamilton or Hamilton turned into Rosberg during the Austrian GP?

Did the astoroid that destroyed dinosaur life hit the earth or did this feeble planet just get into the way of that stellar object? It's all a matter of perspective.]]> Vader Off-TopicTue, 17 Jul 2018 23:17:24 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098819#msg-1098819 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098819#msg-1098819
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Atticus.
Don't these two replies contradict each other? The first one is from page 2 of this topic but it would be pure stubborness to cling onto "time" and "space".

No. The first statement is about a mortal being (though fictional) so the concept of time and space does apply. The second post (second in your comprehension of time) is about me and I am outside of time and space. I'm afraid human languages all fail to express matters of eternity correctly.]]> Vader Off-TopicFri, 08 Jul 2016 00:43:21 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098675#msg-1098675 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098675#msg-1098675
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The Lopper: And when the f**k is Godot going to get here?

Vader: He was here just a few hours ago. It's a shame you were not here but there at that time.

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EricMoinet: Has Vader gone AWOL ? ;)

Absent ... gone ... long time - your mortal habit of clinging to "time" and "space" (or is it pure stubborness?) mildly bemuses me.

Don't these two replies contradict each other? The first one is from page 2 of this topic but it would be pure stubborness to cling onto "time" and "space".]]> Atticus. Off-TopicTue, 05 Jul 2016 12:33:17 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098674#msg-1098674 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098674#msg-1098674 Atticus. Off-TopicTue, 05 Jul 2016 12:24:08 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098224#msg-1098224 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1098224#msg-1098224 Excalibur Off-TopicWed, 22 Jun 2016 15:10:09 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094422#msg-1094422 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094422#msg-1094422
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EricMoinet
Por favor or per favore ?

I forgot your feeble human perception of time is linear.

In 2156 Spanish and Italian will have merged. Mark my words, mortal. ]]> Vader Off-TopicSat, 16 Apr 2016 00:54:23 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094392#msg-1094392 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094392#msg-1094392 EricMoinet Off-TopicFri, 15 Apr 2016 09:52:25 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094381#msg-1094381 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094381#msg-1094381Next question, por favore.]]> Vader Off-TopicThu, 14 Apr 2016 23:03:02 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094247#msg-1094247 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094247#msg-1094247
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mortal
Does anyone read the moderators forum?

Someone always does.

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Atticus.
How would you describe - in 100 words - Donald Trump's chances of winning the U.S. election??

His chances are about the size of of his willi.

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EricMoinet
Do we need 100 words to describe that ?

I don't. And there is no "we" in Vader.

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Atticus.
Fair enough, but I'm still interested in Vader's answer. ;)

You already asked this question.

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EricMoinet
Has Vader gone AWOL ? ;)

Absent ... gone ... long time - your mortal habit of clinging to "time" and "space" (or is it pure stubborness?) mildly bemuses me.]]> Vader Off-TopicTue, 12 Apr 2016 12:04:18 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094166#msg-1094166 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094166#msg-1094166 EricMoinet Off-TopicMon, 11 Apr 2016 09:51:23 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094094#msg-1094094 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1094094#msg-1094094-------------------------------------------------------
> Do we need 100 words to describe that ?


Fair enough, but I'm still interested in Vader's answer. ;)]]> Atticus. Off-TopicSat, 09 Apr 2016 22:52:31 +0200 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092859#msg-1092859 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092859#msg-1092859 EricMoinet Off-TopicFri, 25 Mar 2016 00:24:02 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092847#msg-1092847 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092847#msg-1092847 Atticus. Off-TopicThu, 24 Mar 2016 21:56:17 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092827#msg-1092827 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092827#msg-1092827 mortal Off-TopicThu, 24 Mar 2016 09:48:59 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092809#msg-1092809 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092809#msg-1092809
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Zcott
Vader, can you see my signature?

Of course I can, because I am omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omninegative.]]> Vader Off-TopicWed, 23 Mar 2016 22:55:58 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092308#msg-1092308 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1092308#msg-1092308 Zcott Off-TopicThu, 17 Mar 2016 09:53:55 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1091406#msg-1091406 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1091406#msg-1091406
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Atticus
Do you know if the new Top Gear will be bad or worse?

Yes, I do.]]> Vader Off-TopicSun, 28 Feb 2016 00:01:20 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090781#msg-1090781 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090781#msg-1090781 Atticus. Off-TopicMon, 15 Feb 2016 21:32:35 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090636#msg-1090636 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090636#msg-1090636
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pankykapus
Where is everyone?

Somewhere, obviously.

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mortal
Am I lurking?

Yes. Lurking, working, jerking.]]> Vader Off-TopicSat, 13 Feb 2016 00:40:53 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090572#msg-1090572 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090572#msg-1090572 mortal Off-TopicThu, 11 Feb 2016 09:18:07 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090569#msg-1090569 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1090569#msg-1090569 pankykapus Off-TopicThu, 11 Feb 2016 01:36:57 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088823#msg-1088823 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088823#msg-1088823
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mortal
Have you heard of the game German children play with bread?

It's called Gluten Tag.

You answered the question yourself. Merry Christmas.]]> Vader Off-TopicThu, 24 Dec 2015 16:31:01 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088767#msg-1088767 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088767#msg-1088767
It's called Gluten Tag.]]> mortal Off-TopicTue, 22 Dec 2015 20:55:20 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088665#msg-1088665 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1088665#msg-1088665
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MikaHalpinen
What Christmas album should I buy for myself on vinyl?

The one that has the songs you like.]]> Vader Off-TopicSun, 20 Dec 2015 14:44:57 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1087821#msg-1087821 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1087821#msg-1087821 MikaHalpinen Off-TopicWed, 02 Dec 2015 08:40:24 +0100 https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1087792#msg-1087792 Re: Ask Vader......https://www.grandprixgames.org/read.php?5,855798,1087792#msg-1087792
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Atticus.
Are you playing with inkle's 80 Days?

No. Vader never plays.]]> Vader Off-TopicTue, 01 Dec 2015 21:23:05 +0100