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Good, so thats sorted then?
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Off-Topic Come on man, clear this up - DO YOU AGREE?
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Off-Topic Would like to help mate, but I'm on British Telecom.
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Off-Topic Hi Everybody!
Just back from six months away on holiday wasting the NHS' money in the bahamas! Actually having said thus, i did just beform keyhole surgery on a member known only as "_tux", normally its called "brain surgery" in this profession but seeing as it was so small, we only needed a small hole to take it out. I do hope you notice the consequences.
Unfortuna
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Off-Topic Right, Vader.
Why don't you come over to my hunting lodge at the weekend? We could play some golf!
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Off-Topic Lmao of course its me (well this is a joint account, mwaha) but i revealed ages ago anyway..
Anyway thats a naughty boy there markko for looking at ip addresses tut tut. Although had you looked at previous posts you would see other ip addresses too
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Off-Topic Now now lets not make presumptions here, indeed why would i be afraid to tell who i really am...its not exactly hard to guess now is it, although its clear u got that bit incorrect. I take back moron comment, fair enough but anze deserves some more respect mr.
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Off-Topic Hi Everybody!
I must say that picking on anze for writing sweeden is really bloody stupid! I mean its clear to all persons here that he meant sweden (even you ralphi who appears to be of the most moronic sort!) Furthermore, im sure you do sometimes fall foul to "typos" too.
Must dash, got a bollock vascetomy!
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Off-Topic Chris, you are my little sparrow
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Off-Topic The font needs a cure, though. I think I have the right medicine for it.
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Off-Topic "leck mich" - dr.nick says - DONT DO IT
Its dirty! You could get all sorts of diseases!
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Off-Topic Say Järvää,
I am sure i know you from someone
Txt back darling
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Off-Topic Okay, Mr. Vader. You are the best - from a medical point of view. Nothing can beat you, nothing compares to you. I sometimes think you are God.
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Off-Topic Why you little scoundrels!
I am by far the most respected forum-ite around here yet i have below half a "nock" of posts!
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Off-Topic right i knew i forgot something...= damn, left my optical fibre in the paedagocial unit!
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Off-Topic Dear Chici
Hello, how are you? I am the resident doctor and a fan of Formula 1 in my free time (of which i have very little these days!)
Im sure the rest of the forum-goers are pondering where i have been for the last few months? Well it is intriguing. You see firstly i had to go up to St. Thomas' hospital in London to performe a Fetoscopy for Princess Anne! Yes thats right she is having a
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Off-Topic Vader told you to stay out of here! If you do not obey the advice of your doctor, I will give you some treatment!
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Off-Topic Look basically Mr. 13-DC (funny name that, not much of a name really is it) is just trying to incite random violence.
From my years of experince in triple heart bypass surgery and such nonsense it seems clear to me there is some form of jealousy?! I mean lets not get too bogged down in the proverbial operation, but why not leave "Math" (slightly better name, although still not one i w
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Off-Topic Yes, hence my name!
Sorry for calling you a child Powerhorse but i did not realise how old you were. Yes we often take veins (not arteries as these have smaller lumens which make it impossible to transmit the blood over the heart) from legs, especially the lower leg (around the shin).
There are highpoints being a doctor, for example suceeding (very rare with me) or seeing the tasty nurses!
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Off-Topic No child, i didnt have one myself, i performed one!
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Off-Topic Strange that you ask that ChrisB because i am back from a triple by-pass operation. I missed, but oh well, you win some, you lose some
Now where am i from? Well im currently at hannover clinic in germany, and celebrated my 50th a few weeks ago. Wonder if that makes me oldest here!
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Off-Topic Dear Mr. ThePredictor.
My diagnosis is that you suffered a rupture of a muscle fiber in your back.
Breaking your back is not a clever idea, since this is not what backs are there for. The same applies to the muscles in your backside.
Kids, do NOT try this at home. If you do sports, do not break your backs, break that of the other bastards.
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Off-Topic You broke your arm? Why did you do that? That is not what arms are there for.
Straight tip: If your broken arm hurts, break your leg as well. This will distract you from the pain in the arm for a while.
Always remember: nothing surpasses the feeling of a subsiding pain - but you need to have pain in the first place to get the most out of it.
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Off-Topic I know how you feel, aol is the worst...ever!
Why do you have to use aol?
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Off-Topic Im here!
Sorry to hear about your brother dave
Yes progeria is a very uncommon disease and bascially Progeria is a rare genetic condition characterized by an appearance of accelerated aging in children. Its name is derived from the Greek and means "prematurely old." The classic type is the Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome which was first described in England in 1886 by Dr. Jonath
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