I'll contribute my post to this Roll Call and to make it a bit worthwhile i'll post the explanation of Jack Shitt again:
How many times do you hear someone say "You don't know Jack Shitt!"??? Now's your chance to get to know the entire family...Jack Shitt was the son of Owe Shitt and Awe Shitt. Owe Shitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Shitt, who later ran a country hotel - the Kneedeep Inn.
Jack Shitt eventually married Noe Shitt and together they produced six children.
Sadly, their first child, Holy Shitt, passed away shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Shitt and Dip Shitt. Then they had two daughters, Fulla Shitt and Givva Shitt. Their last child was named Bull.
As time went on, Deep Shitt married Dumb Shitt, a high school dropout. Deep Shitt's twin brother married Lotta Shitt, who gave birth to a son, Chicken Shitt. Fulla Shitt and Givva Shitt married the Happen brothers.
The Shitt-Happens children are Dawg Shitt, Byrd Shitt and Hawse Shitt.
Bull Shitt married a spicy Italian number called Pisa Shitt and together they await the birth of their first child, Little Shitt!
Soooo, next time someone says "You don't know Jack Shitt" you can say that not only do you know Jack Shitt, but the entire family as well!!!Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2004 10:36PM by Maverick.