Ask Vader......

Posted by Vader 
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 30, 2009 08:42PM
Posted by: Vader
broders: Why is this the first post I have made since 28/01/2009?

Vader: Bevcause you didn't make any other posts since then.

broders: Why do i rarely visit these days when back in the day I visited many times a day for years?

Vader: Because you got a life. And because you play "Left 4 Dead" now.

broders: Whatever happened to Anze? (lol)

Vader: He was declared illegal.

broders: Do you remember Pooky?

Vader: Yes.

broders: What is your opinion of Chris Kirk? (Voted VT Basard of The Year)

Vader: I always said he was a basard. never trusted that basard. Can't trust anything that is a combination of a wizard and a bazar.

broders: What was the name of the forum rat / griefer many years ago? I think it was Dave_B?

Vader: He was but a small nuisance by to today's standard.

broders: I see Stephan is still Admin of this site but where is Bruno?

Vader: At home.

broders: Why can we no longer post anonomously?

Vader: Because some silly spammers took it too far in the Year of The Great Wind.

broders: Can we still view posts made before 31/072002?

Vader: Only if you switch on precognition. If not you just have to wait a few millenia until December 72002.

broders: I now quite enjoy the game Left 4 Dead. What do you think about it?

Vader: I don't think anything about it.

broders: Do you still follow the Vader Trophy named after you? Season 9 starts on Wednesday. I still race with keyboards.

Vader: It still is a humbling experience to me - but a good one.

broders: And one last thing... What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Vader: The Egg. Dinosaurs and other animals have laid eggs long before chicken even came into existence.




Iceman-Kimi: What year did you decide to be a ''musketier van de bruine kringspier'' and how did you told your family that?

Vader: To make it clear that you can't bone me, my tattooed ass reads 'Exit only'






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 30, 2009 08:49PM
Posted by: Guimengo
Por que você não me ama?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 30, 2009 08:58PM
Posted by: Vader
Iceman-Kimi schreef: Can you decide that anyway, or are you just born as one?

Vader: Even if this question wasn't directed at me I will still answer it. No, sexual preference is a natural dispostion, just as having blond hair or turning bald. You cannot decide it. You can decide to try other things for various reasons. But you surely cannot acquire it.




Guimengo: Por que você não me ama?

Vader: Porque eu já amo minha esposa e minha filha. (Or similar)






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 30, 2009 11:41PM
Posted by: Fincent
Vader Wrote:
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> Fincent: Is your answer to this question going to
> be "No"?
>
> Vader: Maybe.
>
>

But surely if your answer is "maybe", then in the original context of the question you would have to answer "no"?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 30, 2009 11:58PM
Posted by: Vader
Fincent: But surely if your answer is "maybe", then in the original context of the question you would have to answer "no"?

Vader: No, in the original context of the question I answered "maybe". I know you were hinting at the famous Epimenides paradox ('"All men from Crete are liars," said the man from Crete';) but I won't fall for this trap. Because there is never just black or white (true or wrong) but all shades of grey in between. "Maybe" is a pretty good shade of grey.

The "Paradox of Epimenides" has been discussed here:[en.wikipedia.org]






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 31, 2009 12:10AM
Posted by: Fincent
Haha well with a thread like this and with wisdom like your own, I thought it was worth a try. Do you agree? :)

2nd question for you if I may? In your opinion, which is better? A 4 year university course with a degree at the end or a 1 year private college course with hands on experience and a diploma at the end?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 31, 2009 12:37AM
Posted by: Vader
Fincent: Haha well with a thread like this and with wisdom like your own, I thought it was worth a try. Do you agree? :)

Vader: Of course! Always try. Never give up.

Fincent: 2nd question for you if I may?

Vader: Of course.

Fincent: In your opinion, which is better? A 4 year university course with a degree at the end or a 1 year private college course with hands on experience and a diploma at the end?

Vader: It depends on the subject(s) your are studying, the quality of the university, the quality of the private college, the reputation they both have and of course the validity of the diploma you get at the private school and the job you want ...






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 31, 2009 01:29AM
Posted by: chet
Will you answer a question with a question?






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: March 31, 2009 04:17AM
Posted by: ROBITUSSIN JR.
Where did god come from?
Where do we go when we die?
How in the world do I post pictures her?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 01:56PM
Posted by: LS.
Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?




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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 03:29PM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
Does this count as one question, or two?

Should I accept friend requests on facebook from people I don't really want to hear from?

For the past few months, just before I get out of the shower I always make it intolerably hot for the briefest of moments to see how long I can handle the pain. Is this a personality flaw?

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, will pooky return to the forum?

I have a sore back, and it's pretty red. What's the deal?

I never reconcile my receipts and credit card statements, I just pay the bill each month. Do I have too much faith in the man?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 04:10PM
Posted by: Vader
ROBITUSSIN JR. Where did god come from?

Vader: Assuming there is a God - If God created all he must also have created time and space. That means he must have been BEFORE time and space. Thus it is futile to ask for location or direction. This question just doesn't make sense.

Assuming there is no God your question is futile anyway.


Where do we go when we die?

When we're dead we won't go anywhere. They'll just carry us.

How in the world do I post pictures her?

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LS.: Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Vader: Because proper tea is theft.




MikaHalpinen: Does this count as one question, or two?

Vader: It counts as one questions offering two possible answers.

Should I accept friend requests on facebook from people I don't really want to hear from?

Why should you unless you're a "friend-list-whore" who needs to impress others with how many friends they have.

For the past few months, just before I get out of the shower I always make it intolerably hot for the briefest of moments to see how long I can handle the pain. Is this a personality flaw?

If it comes together with any kind of dissociation it could be a form of anakasm, thus hinting at BPD.

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, will pooky return to the forum?

No, the tree fell on his head.

I have a sore back, and it's pretty red. What's the deal?

Looks like for the past few months, just before you got out of the shower you've always made it intolerably hot for the briefest moments to see how long you could handle the pain.

I never reconcile my receipts and credit card statements, I just pay the bill each month. Do I have too much faith in the man?

You have BPD. No doubt. (However I do it the same way ...)






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 04:28PM
Posted by: Guimengo
Was Powerhorse/Pooky working for McLaren or Williams? Where is he now, and what is his job?

What happened to the old house where you had made a putting golf course on the garden?

How are your guinea pigs?

Who was the better defender: Franco Baresi, Paolo Maldini, or Aldair?

Is Lothar Matthaus disliked in Germany? If so, why?

Jim Clark or Ayrton Senna?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 08:12PM
Posted by: The Lopper
Are you beginning to regret posting this thread?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 08:29PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
How did you know the meaning of the sentence I wrote earlier in Dutch?

Is it true you know 182 languages?

Is google translator your friend?

Is this question number 4 or isn't this a question at all?

What year was my father born? ;)

Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 09:44PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Why are the FIA screwing around with race results days after the chequered flag has fallen?



Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 02, 2009 11:20PM
Posted by: Lex
Why did Nikolai Stavrogin kill himself?



Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 03, 2009 01:24AM
Posted by: Zcott
How big is a blue whale's tongue?

What colour is B minor?

Am I hungry?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 03, 2009 01:28AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
Have you read AIRFRAME by the late and great MICHAEL CRICHTON?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 03, 2009 11:45AM
Posted by: LS.
いかに精神の歌手にアヒルを回すか。?




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