Ask Vader......

Posted by Vader 
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 07:44AM
Posted by: smorr
Does Vader have a face?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 02:36PM
Posted by: Vader
turkey_machine: You can answer a question with another question.

Can't you?


Vader: Why not?




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I defer to thee.




smorr: Does Vader have a face?

Vader: Yes. And it has been posted here before.









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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/12/2009 05:24PM by Vader.
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 03:30PM
Posted by: chet
Im not sure if its been asked but here goes the obvious one...

How long is a peice of string?






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 04:37PM
Posted by: Daniel Knott
Deference is not an option.

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 05:23PM
Posted by: Vader
chet: Im not sure if its been asked but here goes the obvious one...

How long is a peice of string?


Vader: Depends on where you cut it. Apart from that look here --> peice




Daniel Knott: Deference is not an option.

Vader: Not asking questions in this threat isn't an option either. Off-topic remarks will get deleted.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 06:33PM
Posted by: Nickv
how dumb people spell piece
"ill ttyl"

"ok peice out man"

"wow you are dumb"


So the guy who wrote this thinks that 'piece out' is the correct phrase..?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 06:33PM
Posted by: Daniel Knott
Hahaha. Is that so?

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 08:57PM
Posted by: Lex
Se non è vero, c'è bisogno di essere bene trovato?



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One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 09:36PM
Posted by: Vader
Nickv: So the guy who wrote this thinks that 'piece out' is the correct phrase..?

Vader: Either that or he's trying to make us believe he thinks "piece out" is the correct phrase. Oh, the ming boggles.




Daniel Knott: Hahaha. Is that so?

Vader: No, that is not so. That is that and so is so.




Lex: Se non è vero, c'è bisogno di essere bene trovato?

Vader: Ask Giordano Bruno. If he doesn't know the answer I'm sure he'll make it up as he goes along.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 10:41PM
Posted by: smorr
Can you divide by 0?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 10:49PM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: Can you divide by 0?

Vader: Only Chuck Norris and Vader can.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 10:51PM
Posted by: smorr
So is Vader Chuck Norris?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 10:52PM
Posted by: Nickv
Can Vader tell us what 4 divided by 0 is then?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 10:59PM
Posted by: Sapo
Why did I come back here anyway? I am not a modder, I should have a life.

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 11:05PM
Posted by: Vader
Nickv: Can Vader tell us what 4 divided by 0 is then?

Vader: I could, but I won't. The answer would blow your feeble mortal minds to pieces.




Sapo: Why did I come back here anyway? I am not a modder, I should have a life.

Vader: Because you don't have a life. Yeah, you should have one.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 11:17PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Are you several sheets to the wind Lord Vader?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 11:29PM
Posted by: smorr
Errr....

When ISN'T Lord Vader several sheets to the wind?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 11:34PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
What does smorr stands for?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 11:36PM
Posted by: smorr
Iceman-Kimi Wrote:
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> What does smorr stands for?


This isn't the ask smorr thread, is it?

Let us just see how far off the mark Vader can make this question.


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 13, 2009 01:01AM
Posted by: Vader
turkey_machine: Are you several sheets to the wind Lord Vader?

Vader: You are not drunk if you can still lie on the floor without holding on.




smorr: Errr....

When ISN'T Lord Vader several sheets to the wind?


Vader: Whenever I operate a vehicle in road traffic.




Iceman-Kimi: What does smorr stands for?

Vader: Southern Missouri Off Road Ranch.

You may drop the "s" in STAND since the DOES already has the simple present 3rd person singular "s".





smorr: This isn't the ask smorr thread, is it?

Let us just see how far off the mark Vader can make this question.


Vader: So what?






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