Ask Vader......

Since I answered my own question (the evidence of which has since mysteriously disappeared), I'm gonna ask two questions:

Why does The Wall suck so bad when you're not stoned?

And when the f**k is Godot going to get here?

turkey_machine: Did this actually exist?

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(NSFW, bad language)

Vader: Of course. Otherwise they couldn't have filmed it.

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The Lopper: Why does The Wall suck so bad when you're not stoned?

Vader: Because a wall without stones somehow lacks substance.

The Lopper: And when the f**k is Godot going to get here?

Vader: He was here just a few hours ago. It's a shame you were not here but there at that time.

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should I feed the troll?

Iceman-Kimi: should I feed the troll?

Vader: Only if you poison the food

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SHEEPY: OMG Vader how did u know i was dressed as a postman :O

Vader: The milkman told me. He was dressed as your girlfriend that day.

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How high is a Chinaman?

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[www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to. [www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Central

mortal Wrote: How high is a Chinaman?

Vader: Yes, indeed he is. And How Low is his brother.

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One of my relatives was a Commanding Officer aboard one of your Star ships and I have not seen or spoken to him in several years. I was just wondering if he was okay and if you could possibly tell him hello for me, and tell him to call or at least holo. His name is Palpatine. Thanks.

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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

what do you gain from answering nonsensical questions?

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Why aren't there any clocks that run anti-clockwise?

mortal: One of my relatives was a Commanding Officer aboard one of your Star ships and I have not seen or spoken to him in several years. I was just wondering if he was okay and if you could possibly tell him hello for me, and tell him to call or at least holo. His name is Palpatine. Thanks.

Vader: Your wish is my command, Sire.

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LS.: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Vader: Becasue "long" is such a short word. It's all well balanced

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n00binho: what do you gain from answering nonsensical questions?

Vader: My humble service to your feeble species.

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Nickv: Why aren't there any clocks that run anti-clockwise?

Vader: I take you've never been to Bavaria?

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Will i win the 2009 Xfactor Final :D

SHEEPY: Will i win the 2009 Xfactor Final :D

Vader: No.

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Is your answer to this question going to be "No"?

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Circuit Thermalito

Liverpool Waterfront Circuit (WIP)

why do you delete off topic posts?

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used to be GPGSL's Nick Heidfeld

What will the weather be like in England on April 15th this year?

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Fincent: Is your answer to this question going to be "No"?

Vader: Maybe.

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n00binio: why do you delete off topic posts?

Vader: Because I can.

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Locke Cole: What will the weather be like in England on April 15th this year?

Vader: Depending on where you are and in England and what weather you prefer it will be good.

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Why is this the first post I have made since 28/01/2009?

Why do i rarely visit these days when back in the day I visited many times a day for years?

Whatever happened to Anze? (lol)

Do you remember Pooky?

What is your opinion of Chris Kirk? (Voted VT Basard of The Year)

What was the name of the forum rat / griefer many years ago? I think it was Dave_B?

I see Stephan is still Admin of this site but where is Bruno?

Why can we no longer post anonomously?

Can we still view posts made before 31/072002?

I now quite enjoy the game Left 4 Dead. What do you think about it?

Do you still follow the Vader Trophy named after you? Season 9 starts on Wednesday. I still race with keyboards.

And one last thing... What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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VT Driver
Broders

What year did you decide to be a ''musketier van de bruine kringspier'' and how did you told your family that?

Iceman-Kimi schreef:
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> What year did you decide to be a ''musketier van
> de bruine kringspier'' and how did you told your
> family that?

Can you decide that anyway, or are you just born as one?

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And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...

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