Poetry thread
Posted by Vader
It seems my dear, it is also clear
Turkey is another fan too,
Just watch your rhyming,
Type in fear...
For I am the master, not you!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Turkey is another fan too,
Just watch your rhyming,
Type in fear...
For I am the master, not you!
Nick v Dan v Turkey Machine
What a lineup, let us see...
A poetry war on the cards, how nice.
Time for my new-fangled curry and rice!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
What a lineup, let us see...
A poetry war on the cards, how nice.
Time for my new-fangled curry and rice!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
People don't seem to like my rhymes
They treat me like I commited crimes
But I am only an innocent, little boy
I am really not here to annoy
They treat me like I commited crimes
But I am only an innocent, little boy
I am really not here to annoy
Ah, Nickv, you miss the point
These words were originally meant to anoint
The wounds of time, which eventually healed
To leave a nasty scab. Well, it's sealed
But it's painful, God help me it hurts.
It's like wearing 2 really tight shirts
With a tank-top that fits a minature doll.
So stop your drivel, it's sounding droll!
A poem should express a thought.
Here's one I really should have taught
My friends at home. I love you all,
God bless, good night. That's my stall.
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2007 05:10PM by turkey_machine.
These words were originally meant to anoint
The wounds of time, which eventually healed
To leave a nasty scab. Well, it's sealed
But it's painful, God help me it hurts.
It's like wearing 2 really tight shirts
With a tank-top that fits a minature doll.
So stop your drivel, it's sounding droll!
A poem should express a thought.
Here's one I really should have taught
My friends at home. I love you all,
God bless, good night. That's my stall.
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2007 05:10PM by turkey_machine.
If you don't have anything to express
Then why are you here. Do you cross-dress?
Your words could be interpreted as rap...
However I prefer the following term: crap!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Then why are you here. Do you cross-dress?
Your words could be interpreted as rap...
However I prefer the following term: crap!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
The opener is about a member called Gui,
Who once really, really needed a wee,
Some say 'geee' is actually 'g-u-y'
Who cares, his photos are pretty fly,
He loves to post such dodgy pics
But reading them all makes many sick!
Now Vader is such a tricky one,
With a love of the undesired, sexual Pun,
Strike him down, (youll feel the wrath)
Worse than algebraic math,
His humour is vast and often quite varied,
As a Mod, he'll have you banned at ten-speed!
Last but not least in this trilogy,
Is MikaHalpinen, drunk at half 3,
His sigpic really, REALLY is old,
Neil Pearson thinks he's spotted some mould,
We love this aussie, what a ripper!
(even if he is a ginger!)
I've decided to change my length of poem,
I bet it results in Dave Ellis moaning,
It is no longer a short series of thrice,
My window is open, I'm as cold as ice,
This is by far the worse paragraph,
The only word rhyming to that is...giraffe!
I think I better just stick to members,
So many characters, just like eastenders,
Who shall I choose to write about next,
Better look at the latest post index!
I see a post made by a certain Willb,
Not familiar with him, who is he?
Good old Chetson, soilage master,
Thinks getting dreadlocks makes him a Rasta,
He loves writing threads with just LOL
Grammer nazis here help teach him to spell,
The other day he lost his wallet,
Loaded gun complex, Cock it and pull it!
Mysterious Anze, Mr LOL,
Continious use he should be sent to hell!
And then there's LS, the Williams man,
His wife forced him to sleep in the van,
For his cabinet was crammed, filled to the top,
With FW numbers, he's got the lot!
The recent thread on the RB3,
Nearly resulted in world war bloody three!
Looking back now, it seems quite funny,
Arguments galore, no talk to the chassis,
I've made up with gav, he might think im creepy,
But at least he isn't a chav like SHEEPY!
Now MuksC is easily the ebay wizard,
So many die-casts, a metallic blizzard,
Buy it now, or auction close,
His latest buy, a 1:18 Arrows!
His other job, chief sigpic police,
He can spot a single kilobyte increase,
So many people, a forum of fun,
Who will be next, right now I am done,
Tune in later for more poetry delights,
(I apologise for insults, I dont wan't fights!)
Just one line left, where to descend...
I guess that's it! Thank you, the end
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Who once really, really needed a wee,
Some say 'geee' is actually 'g-u-y'
Who cares, his photos are pretty fly,
He loves to post such dodgy pics
But reading them all makes many sick!
Now Vader is such a tricky one,
With a love of the undesired, sexual Pun,
Strike him down, (youll feel the wrath)
Worse than algebraic math,
His humour is vast and often quite varied,
As a Mod, he'll have you banned at ten-speed!
Last but not least in this trilogy,
Is MikaHalpinen, drunk at half 3,
His sigpic really, REALLY is old,
Neil Pearson thinks he's spotted some mould,
We love this aussie, what a ripper!
(even if he is a ginger!)
I've decided to change my length of poem,
I bet it results in Dave Ellis moaning,
It is no longer a short series of thrice,
My window is open, I'm as cold as ice,
This is by far the worse paragraph,
The only word rhyming to that is...giraffe!
I think I better just stick to members,
So many characters, just like eastenders,
Who shall I choose to write about next,
Better look at the latest post index!
I see a post made by a certain Willb,
Not familiar with him, who is he?
Good old Chetson, soilage master,
Thinks getting dreadlocks makes him a Rasta,
He loves writing threads with just LOL
Grammer nazis here help teach him to spell,
The other day he lost his wallet,
Loaded gun complex, Cock it and pull it!
Mysterious Anze, Mr LOL,
Continious use he should be sent to hell!
And then there's LS, the Williams man,
His wife forced him to sleep in the van,
For his cabinet was crammed, filled to the top,
With FW numbers, he's got the lot!
The recent thread on the RB3,
Nearly resulted in world war bloody three!
Looking back now, it seems quite funny,
Arguments galore, no talk to the chassis,
I've made up with gav, he might think im creepy,
But at least he isn't a chav like SHEEPY!
Now MuksC is easily the ebay wizard,
So many die-casts, a metallic blizzard,
Buy it now, or auction close,
His latest buy, a 1:18 Arrows!
His other job, chief sigpic police,
He can spot a single kilobyte increase,
So many people, a forum of fun,
Who will be next, right now I am done,
Tune in later for more poetry delights,
(I apologise for insults, I dont wan't fights!)
Just one line left, where to descend...
I guess that's it! Thank you, the end
@Danm: Good poem, made me LOL several times!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
It could be the oil from the BMW Sauber.
But whatever it is, they're so slick it's louder
Than Concorde crashing in Paris in 03.
That was sick. Sorry, twas not me!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
But whatever it is, they're so slick it's louder
Than Concorde crashing in Paris in 03.
That was sick. Sorry, twas not me!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
10 out of 10 for effort there, Dan
It's nice to see a poem with a definite plan
I can't be arsed to write something that long
Besides, I'm likely to get the facts wrong
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It's nice to see a poem with a definite plan
I can't be arsed to write something that long
Besides, I'm likely to get the facts wrong
great poem Dan, you made me laugh,
please I beg you, for your autograph,
sign here on this pic of Ralf and you,
It's kept on the tv, in everybody's full view:
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
please I beg you, for your autograph,
sign here on this pic of Ralf and you,
It's kept on the tv, in everybody's full view:
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
There once was a poet from Preston
Who rhymed like a mad G.K. Chesterton
His name was Muks_C
This rhymes with poetry
And makes me think of Charlton Heston
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Who rhymed like a mad G.K. Chesterton
His name was Muks_C
This rhymes with poetry
And makes me think of Charlton Heston
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Bit harsh that mate
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Nice work guys!
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[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 CentralRed Sam, Red Sam, when wil you learn,
Labour is worse than Kev Keegan's perm!
That translates to quite very little,
Firefox just froze, im doomed fo' shizzle!
This explicit language in front of mortal,
will surely send me to another portal!
Sniper is 'that painting guy',
F1 artist, he must be a spy,
Photoshop mistress by day and night,
His realistic edits will shock and fright!
I really like his Renault work,
But I agree, the new livery is beserk!
**Taylors** name has got a hash,
(I bet he has a germanic tash),
But wait I'm wrong, that's not quite right,
I'm in trouble, try as I might,
For that is not a hash by far,
It is infact clearly four stars!
Good old Peat, the motorsport fan,
I'd have bet he was a white van man,
How wrong was I, that night in the Reg,
Where I caught my zipper in my meat and veg,
One pint too many, that story is true,
Isn't it Peat? I have met you!
LOL @ HakkF1 where art thou?
Your 'net cafe lurking makes me frown,
Provider of our daily youtube,
Is that another pic of Gui's left boob?
Posting here, and posting there,
Seems this second half is everywhere!
Now SHEEPY, SHEEPY quite contrary,
One asks, how does your garden grow?
World of Warcraft makes you lairy,
At school I bet your pretty slow
You're use of capslock is quite sleezy,
But we are inpressed you were on TV!
Matt3454 and more..
Would you like another four?
Red_Bull he seems a friendly fellow,
Whatsmore his logo contains yellow,
These new lines just arent so swell,
These members...I don't know them well!?
Which brings me right straight onto ZaZ,
GP4 coder, and all that jazz,
Locke Cole has quite a fruitful sig,
Lot's of colours, like a concert gig,
What on earth are K*bots, eh?
(They're mentioned in a thread last May!)
So, SexySam182,
A forum member who's all quite new,
Are you a boy, are you a girl?
Look! Chet is practising his ballet twirl!
Sheesh, Iceman Kimi is stil spamming,
and LS posting pics of Bernard Manning.
Now Zcott, his name it must be blessed,
He typed it without the letter S!
And so his once old story goes,
Probably stolen by some irish hoes!
We miss his little lemon smile,
Which suddenly vanished for a while.
Reading this? Paul you funny little man,
Should be typing lots more spam!
I bet we have by the end of the day,
Another thread on how Schummi is gay!
Or maybe a new belt, by villarule?
Spend that cash, you silly fool!
madotteяs bought more computer parts,
We have no members registered 'Descartes',
But to be honest, it has to be said,
Most of us would rather be in bed,
Than stay up typing all this junk,
Reminds me of our forum hunk...
Yes! Vaders' pic from '84,
Makes him look a little...Phoar!
Why was it taken by the river?
Quite bizarre, it makes me quiver!
Were you cast in Lord of the Rings?
Unlike Sheepy you have just one chin!
I think I have written a fair amount,
Not every member, too many to count!
Everyone here in my limmerick,
I think you are great, so psytoplasmic!
Now that by far is a ridiculous word,
Enough typing pfft, I'm off for a turd!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Labour is worse than Kev Keegan's perm!
That translates to quite very little,
Firefox just froze, im doomed fo' shizzle!
This explicit language in front of mortal,
will surely send me to another portal!
Sniper is 'that painting guy',
F1 artist, he must be a spy,
Photoshop mistress by day and night,
His realistic edits will shock and fright!
I really like his Renault work,
But I agree, the new livery is beserk!
**Taylors** name has got a hash,
(I bet he has a germanic tash),
But wait I'm wrong, that's not quite right,
I'm in trouble, try as I might,
For that is not a hash by far,
It is infact clearly four stars!
Good old Peat, the motorsport fan,
I'd have bet he was a white van man,
How wrong was I, that night in the Reg,
Where I caught my zipper in my meat and veg,
One pint too many, that story is true,
Isn't it Peat? I have met you!
LOL @ HakkF1 where art thou?
Your 'net cafe lurking makes me frown,
Provider of our daily youtube,
Is that another pic of Gui's left boob?
Posting here, and posting there,
Seems this second half is everywhere!
Now SHEEPY, SHEEPY quite contrary,
One asks, how does your garden grow?
World of Warcraft makes you lairy,
At school I bet your pretty slow
You're use of capslock is quite sleezy,
But we are inpressed you were on TV!
Matt3454 and more..
Would you like another four?
Red_Bull he seems a friendly fellow,
Whatsmore his logo contains yellow,
These new lines just arent so swell,
These members...I don't know them well!?
Which brings me right straight onto ZaZ,
GP4 coder, and all that jazz,
Locke Cole has quite a fruitful sig,
Lot's of colours, like a concert gig,
What on earth are K*bots, eh?
(They're mentioned in a thread last May!)
So, SexySam182,
A forum member who's all quite new,
Are you a boy, are you a girl?
Look! Chet is practising his ballet twirl!
Sheesh, Iceman Kimi is stil spamming,
and LS posting pics of Bernard Manning.
Now Zcott, his name it must be blessed,
He typed it without the letter S!
And so his once old story goes,
Probably stolen by some irish hoes!
We miss his little lemon smile,
Which suddenly vanished for a while.
Reading this? Paul you funny little man,
Should be typing lots more spam!
I bet we have by the end of the day,
Another thread on how Schummi is gay!
Or maybe a new belt, by villarule?
Spend that cash, you silly fool!
madotteяs bought more computer parts,
We have no members registered 'Descartes',
But to be honest, it has to be said,
Most of us would rather be in bed,
Than stay up typing all this junk,
Reminds me of our forum hunk...
Yes! Vaders' pic from '84,
Makes him look a little...Phoar!
Why was it taken by the river?
Quite bizarre, it makes me quiver!
Were you cast in Lord of the Rings?
Unlike Sheepy you have just one chin!
I think I have written a fair amount,
Not every member, too many to count!
Everyone here in my limmerick,
I think you are great, so psytoplasmic!
Now that by far is a ridiculous word,
Enough typing pfft, I'm off for a turd!
Dear Dan, your post was clearly a fake
It was not at a river but a lake
Also it was not in 84
It was 95, so let's settle the score
What about a pic of me, so new and fresh
From my Memorial Tribute Show to Johnny Cash?
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
It was not at a river but a lake
Also it was not in 84
It was 95, so let's settle the score
What about a pic of me, so new and fresh
From my Memorial Tribute Show to Johnny Cash?
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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