Poetry thread

Vader you just made me LOL!
A gradient background, it it hell?
Reminds me of that guy in Blues Brothers?
No! Not Ray Charles, one of the others!
As Johnny Cash, you've been everywhere,
The stress is probably why you have no hair!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

Lost my hair at a poker game in Syracuse
Or was it Tallahasee? - now I'm confused
Maybe it even was Gatlinburg - ghee!!
Or Baton Rouge? Wait, it was Albuquerque!

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Oh Dan and Vader,
Is anyone invited?
Is your party private?
I'm so excited...
To join the rhymings,
Rhyme this, rhyme that,
I rhymed scroat with boat,
And cat with bat.

Not much talent for poetry,
Or rhyming have I,
I do my best,
But I cannot lie.
You two so far,
The best have been,
T'was truly the greatest poem-writing,
That I've ever seen.

I'm off to bed now,
I feel cream-crackered,
Played computer games for hours,
My eyesight's knackered!
So I wish you all,
A pleasant sleep,
If Gui posts more pics,
Please don't start to weep.
He only does it,
To get a cheap laugh,
As long as we don't see pics of him in the bath!

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2007 02:06AM by Muks_C.

Do you want your cookies baked?
Otherwise I can go fully naked

And then it all comes undone
when gui tries to join the fun
I'd say that's the story of his life
but that's mean and will get me in strife

My greatest props go to danm
why does he deserve them?
cos his poems about people, to be fair,
genuinely got me LOL'ing, which is rare!

That's not to suggest i'm a cranky soul
I'll leave that to Muks' sigpic patrol
And for @#$%&'s sake leave mine alone
It's attached to me, like another bone

I'm *acquiring* Red Alert 2 for the time being
and by that i mean illegally downloading
but keep it hush hush, cos we can't condone that
such immoral behaviour, and yes, sheepy is fat

Whilst this wasn't part of the plan,
if i weren't to rip a few out about the dan
then i'd get myself in a sticky situation
more so than the GP4 forum's stickies infatuation

Isn't one or two stickies enough?
I think half the page is getting too much.
What the hell, i'm digressing,
this was meant to be about dan and giving him my blessing

So where to begin? He looks like that guy
that's younger to michael, and possibly bi.
yes, ralf is his name, and he's a bit creepy
but it's sure better than looking like SHEEPY

I'm not sure why I'm being so mean here then,
after all, I too played WoW with the best of them
But perhaps not to the level of 80 hours a week
week after week after week after week.

So to you, my friend sheepy, if you're reading still,
You should be flattered I chose you as the one to grill.
It could've been vader or LS or gav or chet,
or even madotter, far too easy i bet.

And to the rest of you, we must now part
so once again, don't eat too much tart
Oh wait, i never actually mentioned that idea
oh well, now i have, and it's time for more beer!

Last to spam here was ginger McHalp,
Is he still pale and covered in talc?
A Fourt-Thirty AM post, why wasn't he in bed?
I feel it's time we resurrected this thread!

Now Vaders in town, he's back in full swing,
Chet's still amused he has a ding-a-ling,
Ellis has changed his old username,
No doubt its our fault, one of us is to blame!

It's poem season fellow boys and girls,
Gui stop doing your ballet whirls,
We dont want more pics of your half scant torso,
And by that we all mean a definite no... NO!

I still can't comprehend Chetsons hair,
Error 404 mate, you look like a bear,
Get it cut, your mother should say,
Seriosuly dude, you look a bit gay!

So one year on, its 2008,
And who'd have thought our biggest hate,
He's f*cked it up, he makes me frown,
He sold our Gold, its Gordon Brown!

What a todge, get him out,
Bring in a Tory and a Maggie trout pout,
The petrols expensive for our cars to run,
Though driving on fumes is half the fun!

So the poety baton passes...next member,
Who is the reigning champ, or the defender?
Please keep them clean, but a little bit witty,
One liners to LOL making your pants a bit shitty


Mwahaha!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

Vodka jelly!
Ill be ready!
Vodka Jelly!
Gonna smash the telly!

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Before all hell breaks loose,
I'd like to help danm tie his noose
Cos we're ripping members at a tremendous rate
it's just a shame neil can't get a date

Seriously though that email we all got was bizarre,
taking our tenuous friendships a little too far
those sites are for losers freaks and weirdos,
so get on there chet, and tell us how it goes

It's world youth day in sydney at the moment
and frankly i don't at all condone it
I don't want to hear about Heaven and a man called jesus,
I'd rather drink some wine and eat various cheeses

What's this got to do with members of GPG?
well, to be honest, nothing, really.
But I need a way to get this poem onto chrisB
cos that motherf**ker is who I wanna be

He stole my sig and reversed the truncation,
and added some text, purely for provocation.
They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery,
but he's less replacable than gav's laptop battery.

That doesn't make sense but follows on to tech support
We should thank gav for all that he has taught
cos he's a fountain of knowledge mixed with some alcohol
a recipe for humorous assistance to warm your soul

If you're still reading this hoping to see your name,
Sorry, I'm wrapping up now and getting bored of the game
I'm gonna go see batman now cos i haven't been told it sucks
Hmmm i guess there's room for one more, yes, it's muks.

that is awesome mike.

Almost as good as the worst rap song

Truncated Mika plays Truncate This,
Why does it matter, it's none of your biz.
Confusion reigns when I read those posts,
then I realise it's Chris, so I laugh the most.

For Mike to be up at 4.30 in morn
Is not unusual, I did it in scorn
Many a time over this last year,
A screwed bodyclock and bad health. Oh dear.

The GP4 section has some great works,
Unfortunately, there are also many jerks;
People who rip, people who help,
People who fight, trying to take a scalp.

It doesn't bother me so, I don't play it much,
For a community to tear it apart, as such,
Is fundamentally wrong, mostly mentally,
Some mental ages worse than Dan's porno telly!

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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

I don't practice ballet, just FYI

thats right. you COMPETE!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

haha!

i just love reading this thread

Most of my poems are absolute sh*t
That's why I now stop writing it

You stand correct young pup NickV,
For you shall remain inferior to thee!
I pwned you once, and again for twice
And this line now has made it thrice!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

Bahahahaha :P

well I am quite gracious for my height



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/17/2008 07:07AM by Guimengo.

Dan, Dan, Dan,
When, when, when
Did you pwn me, I don't know
Let me see it
Show, show show

If you look above Gui's post,
You shall see what you fear most,
Once again Nick you've been pwned,
OHhh look at that, someone just phoned!

RING RING 'Hello?', voice of Vader speaking,
European adventure is what Mortal's seeking,
A skip across the atlantic pool, but...
I ain't gettin' on no plane...fooool!

Now come on folks, keep rhyming on,
Cuz this thread has got mighty strong,
And when your down and feelign sad,
Dig up this thread, and the fun we've had!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

If you meant the inferior bit
Then I think I now know it
My rhyming is sh*t
Which I did admit
Just repeating is what you did
So there is no pwnage, gettit?