Poetry thread
Posted by Vader
Now please be nice do keep it clean,
for naughty words should not be seen,
no words of vice or somethings' mean.
Can't get this haiku to work
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for naughty words should not be seen,
no words of vice or somethings' mean.
Can't get this haiku to work
[www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to.
[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Centralthere was a young man called Eenis, 
who had an incredibly long toe,
his toenails were never the cleanest,
but his teeth were as white as fresh snow.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
who had an incredibly long toe,
his toenails were never the cleanest,
but his teeth were as white as fresh snow.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
LOL hehehehe original work?
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[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Centralyep. everyone always says the first line of that, implying it's gonna be pen!$ in the next line, so i tried to make a clean one using that line.
i had the next verse's 1st line too, but couldn't think of the rest:
"he met a young lady called Regina,"
something something something but make it not rude.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
i had the next verse's 1st line too, but couldn't think of the rest:
"he met a young lady called Regina,"
something something something but make it not rude.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
@ LC:
As long as you don't have any proof
I consider your rhyme as a spoof
My rhyme may not have a strophe or three
But at least it's made by me
I highly doubt 'a strophe or three' is grammaticaly right in the language of yours
But the most important thing is that you understand it, of course.
There
As long as you don't have any proof
I consider your rhyme as a spoof
My rhyme may not have a strophe or three
But at least it's made by me
I highly doubt 'a strophe or three' is grammaticaly right in the language of yours
But the most important thing is that you understand it, of course.
There
Your move Locke Cole!
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Nickv shut your mouth
'cause your rhyming is poo
You look like a trout
and you smell like one too
'cause your rhyming is poo
You look like a trout
and you smell like one too
Children, play nice
I'll give some advice
From me, I'll tell ya, it's free....
Just shut the **** up
Stick your head in a cup
And pretend that you're drinking some tea.
Pwned!
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I'll give some advice
From me, I'll tell ya, it's free....
Just shut the **** up
Stick your head in a cup
And pretend that you're drinking some tea.
Pwned!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
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The thread that I created
Got this whole forum poet-ed
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Got this whole forum poet-ed
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
For Gui your rhymes should serve you time,
They're dreary and fickle and poo,
An Englishmans prose was never his strength,
So I bid farewell, Adieu
(and Vader I tried to find a thread from about a year ago likely longer with a list of posts of rhyming between you and I, I remember it being quite funny, can't find it though!)
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/06/2007 11:01PM by danm.
They're dreary and fickle and poo,
An Englishmans prose was never his strength,
So I bid farewell, Adieu
(and Vader I tried to find a thread from about a year ago likely longer with a list of posts of rhyming between you and I, I remember it being quite funny, can't find it though!)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/06/2007 11:01PM by danm.
@ Nick,
Your quest to trivialise my work
Raises only an ironic smirk
For in so doing, I think you'll find
You reveal whose is the stronger mind
But I tire of this heated debate
Let us sheath our swords and both abate
For now I fear it's getting late
So until tomorrow;
For my next reply, you must wait
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Your quest to trivialise my work
Raises only an ironic smirk
For in so doing, I think you'll find
You reveal whose is the stronger mind
But I tire of this heated debate
Let us sheath our swords and both abate
For now I fear it's getting late
So until tomorrow;
For my next reply, you must wait
There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Ouch!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
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Hello there, Turky_machine
Here is Nick, he's evil and mean
Why aren't you rhyming, lad?
Instead of interupting the rhyming in this thread
Here is Nick, he's evil and mean
Why aren't you rhyming, lad?
Instead of interupting the rhyming in this thread
Howdy, hiya, ooh it's Nickv!
Seems to want something to be wrong with me.
Whenever I post it seems to be a farce...
What he forgets is that mostly he's an arse!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
Seems to want something to be wrong with me.
Whenever I post it seems to be a farce...
What he forgets is that mostly he's an arse!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
NickV of the forum loves syllables,
He uses them here and there,
His last line was horrible
And its driving me to despair!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
He uses them here and there,
His last line was horrible
And its driving me to despair!
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