Oh cool, an autumn 2005 one! Love old threads like this, you can check out who were the regulars at the time.
Sorry for OT, back to the subject - I do have a guitar, a Hohner acoustic which I got ages ago. It's a bit second-hand now too, having been the focus of attention at a lot of house-parties over the years, but it still plays fine.
I've had a few goes at teaching myself to play it, and keep meaning to teach myself properly till it sticks. Whenever I get plenty of spare time with no uni or other commitments, so maybe this Christmas break(famous last words). Strange really that I've not taught myself to play guitar yet, considering it's THE rock instrument and rock is the music genre I think of as being the mother of them all.
Also, I'll post a pic of it here at some point when I get round to it. Like I say, it's on the used side, unlike the gorgeous pics previously posted here, so I won't be offended if anyone laughs at it :P