Lacrowe Wrote:
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...Zoolder circuit...
Ah yes. Now I get it!
> I am convinced that GrandPrix Legend has been able
> to teach so much to the simulators created later...
Me too.
> Using some shoes with a bit of heel...
Good heavens woman! What were you thinking?
>it abandoned me...
What a marvellous way to put it.
> The animals are quite funny if placed at the edge
> of the Zolder circuit because I believe that
> animals are not so interested in seeing cars
> running at high speed.
Well it's funny you should say that because now I have an opposite day story to tell you...
Last year I found myself driving down a country lane with a farmer leaping about in the road and waving frantically at me to put into a gateway. Unfortunately I was too stupid to realise what he meant and I ended up stopping in the road, wondering why his face had a look of abject horror creeping over it.
With that, the ground started to rumble and two or three seconds later about 80 cows came charging around the corner. I mean really running. Including the grass verges there was about four feet to one side of my vehicle and about 4 feet to the other.
"Oh..., bother", I thought to myself as I contemplated my predicament. "This might not be a great day". With few options open to me I decided to try to project my aura into their consciousness with all the psychic energy I could muster. "Relax ladies. Please take it easy. Relax", I thought to myself as the tidal wave descended.
Amazingly, although several of the cows upon seeing their exit blocked by other cows looked absolutely guaranteed to leap through my windscreen they each somehow managed to break out of their stampeding mindset for just long enough to sidestep my vehicle like ballerinas without doing anything more than pushing back the wing mirrors. You should have seen me smile when the last one got through. "Well DONE girls!", I said out loud as I began to drive off. "That was absolutely f-ing amazing and I salute you", I continued, relieved that I hadn't quite peed myself.
That's a 100% true story and without a doubt you can be sure that I'd be honoured to do battle under the sign of the RedCow. I owe them one - although naturally I would endeavour not to be too hard on the pretty Pink sheep, especially if you promise to wear heels again.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2019 07:34PM by Noog.