Incident 2k9 Wrote:
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> Demon get a pair of Legges
>
> After race driver Zsigmond Somogyi left Demon
> Racing to begin a new lifestyle as the Hungarian
> equivalent of David Attenborough, the Australian
> team have come up with a novel solution to fill
> the vacant seat: cloning current driver Jake
> Legge.
>
> Whilst the cloning process gets up and running,
> tester Sebastian Nell will step up to the number
> 19 car since his name sounds like a certain F1
> champion.
>
> "Cloning Jake will be a great benefit to us" said
> a Demon spokesperson. "Although we'll now get
> through a projected 14 million teabags over the
> course of the season, we'll get a lot more
> sponsorship money now there will be two Jakes in
> the Tetley adverts. It'll be like a 30-second
> episode of ChuckleVision, although with 100% less
> moustache."
>
> "The only problem is on track; with two Jakes, we
> don't expect to win anything in a hurry."
Epic team PR is epic.
Except moustaches are needed, and a bit of "to tea, to you!"