THE-2ND-OFFICIAL-INSANITY-THREAD
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You all know the score, it's now111, the original thread is taking a bit too long to load, let's bump this one to 200+ before INSANITY THREAD 3 starts 
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I wonder what the bible says about madness. SEARCHBUTTON-MAN, would you please come and help us on that topic?
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I wonder what the bible says about madness. SEARCHBUTTON-MAN, would you please come and help us on that topic?
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Ok, here we go:
"The LORD will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind."
(Deuteronomy 28:28)
You may read "Vader" instead. The next one applies to all newcomers in here that still have no experience whatseoever with the madness we use to have in here:
"Then I applied myself to the understanding of wisdom, and also of madness and folly, but I learned that this, too, is a chasing after the wind."
(Ecclesiastes 1:17)
"At the beginning his words are folly; at the end they are wicked madness-- "
(Ecclesiastes 10:13)
Guess whoever wrote that knows us very well.
"On that day I will strike every horse with panic and its rider with madness"
(Zechariah 12:4)
i.e.: the day GP4 is going to be released we all go nuts.
Even the Koran has something to say about it:
"Or do they say: There is madness in him? Nay! he has brought them the truth, and most of them are averse from the truth."
(The Believers 23.70)
Now you got it black on white. Vader is not mad, he speaks the truth.
"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."
(Matthew 7,7)
"The LORD will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind."
(Deuteronomy 28:28)
You may read "Vader" instead. The next one applies to all newcomers in here that still have no experience whatseoever with the madness we use to have in here:
"Then I applied myself to the understanding of wisdom, and also of madness and folly, but I learned that this, too, is a chasing after the wind."
(Ecclesiastes 1:17)
"At the beginning his words are folly; at the end they are wicked madness-- "
(Ecclesiastes 10:13)
Guess whoever wrote that knows us very well.
"On that day I will strike every horse with panic and its rider with madness"
(Zechariah 12:4)
i.e.: the day GP4 is going to be released we all go nuts.
Even the Koran has something to say about it:
"Or do they say: There is madness in him? Nay! he has brought them the truth, and most of them are averse from the truth."
(The Believers 23.70)
Now you got it black on white. Vader is not mad, he speaks the truth.
"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."
(Matthew 7,7)
Here is my TOP 51 of "Insane things to do at McDonald's
1. Ask if they want fries with the money
2. Order an item from another place (i.e. the 8pc. original bucket)
3. Ask for extra meat
4. Order a Big Mac in a Crispy Chicken box (or something similar)
5. Order an apple pie box
6. Order a sundae without the container
7. Ask them to make sure the cow is dead this time
8. Ask for change for a penny; when they say they can't, ask if they really want your business or not
9. Say no when they ask if they can take your order
10. Ask if you can talk to Ronald
11. Repeat everything they say
12. When they repeat the order, say that's not right, then repeat it exactly as they did
13. Ask how much the sign outside cost
14. Tell them Ray Kroc is outside
15. If they say that he's dead, respond "Not anymore!"
16. Recite Hamlet's entire soliloquy, adding "cheeseburger" at various places
17. Specify the order is to go
18. Order a roll of toilet paper
19. Order a Big Mac without the Mac
20. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry
21. Question them as to how to say "French Fries" in Italian
22. Hand them your garbage sack, and ask if they can recycle it
23. Ask for 45 mints and 1 French Fry, no salt
24. Order a box of napkins
25. Ask what kind of ketchup they use, then order 40 of the little paper containers for it
26. Order a semicolon
27. Try to work the words "downloading" and "FTP" into the conversation
28. Tell them you came to "get a few"
29. Order a value meal one higher than what they have, or maybe just ... "Yeah, I'll take a #27, super-sized" (then ... "Well you had it YESTERDAY!)
30. Ask if they take American Express
31. Order the source code to a cheeseburger
32. Make modem-like noises
33. Ask for a Quarter Pounder.com with a large side order of fries.net
34. Refer to ordering as "uploading"
35. Ask if this is really McDonald's, or just another JFK cover-up
36. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."
37. Drive in backwards
38. If the restaurant has two windows, ask where the third is
39. Say, "I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number." Then pull away normally.
40. Make sure they know that you want "pepperoni and extra cheese" on that
41. Recite your order in poem form
42. ... and begin it with "A poem - by Henry Gibson"
43. Use large words, such as "condiments" and "intermingled." For example, "Please do not intermingle the condiments on the quarter pound of beef that is going to be specially made for my possession."
44. Ask if its the party to whom you are speaking.
45. If they sound irritated or are laughing, tell them "please treat the order box with respect"
46. Ask for a cheeseburger with a view.
47. Repeat everything they say.
47.5 Repeat everything they say.
48. Ask if they can give you the fries without putting them through "that horrible torture of cooking."
49. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away
variation: scream "Call 912!" and speed away
50. Say your favorite lines from movies. i.e., I canna do it Captain! She's gonna blow!, Show me the MONEY!, or Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?.... Fries? I don't need no stinking fries!
51. Read the entire contents of this list, preferrably in the HTML source code, and pronouncing words like "period" and "close quotation mark"
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2004 12:51AM by Vader.
1. Ask if they want fries with the money
2. Order an item from another place (i.e. the 8pc. original bucket)
3. Ask for extra meat
4. Order a Big Mac in a Crispy Chicken box (or something similar)
5. Order an apple pie box
6. Order a sundae without the container
7. Ask them to make sure the cow is dead this time
8. Ask for change for a penny; when they say they can't, ask if they really want your business or not
9. Say no when they ask if they can take your order
10. Ask if you can talk to Ronald
11. Repeat everything they say
12. When they repeat the order, say that's not right, then repeat it exactly as they did
13. Ask how much the sign outside cost
14. Tell them Ray Kroc is outside
15. If they say that he's dead, respond "Not anymore!"
16. Recite Hamlet's entire soliloquy, adding "cheeseburger" at various places
17. Specify the order is to go
18. Order a roll of toilet paper
19. Order a Big Mac without the Mac
20. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry
21. Question them as to how to say "French Fries" in Italian
22. Hand them your garbage sack, and ask if they can recycle it
23. Ask for 45 mints and 1 French Fry, no salt
24. Order a box of napkins
25. Ask what kind of ketchup they use, then order 40 of the little paper containers for it
26. Order a semicolon
27. Try to work the words "downloading" and "FTP" into the conversation
28. Tell them you came to "get a few"
29. Order a value meal one higher than what they have, or maybe just ... "Yeah, I'll take a #27, super-sized" (then ... "Well you had it YESTERDAY!)
30. Ask if they take American Express
31. Order the source code to a cheeseburger
32. Make modem-like noises
33. Ask for a Quarter Pounder.com with a large side order of fries.net
34. Refer to ordering as "uploading"
35. Ask if this is really McDonald's, or just another JFK cover-up
36. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."
37. Drive in backwards
38. If the restaurant has two windows, ask where the third is
39. Say, "I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number." Then pull away normally.
40. Make sure they know that you want "pepperoni and extra cheese" on that
41. Recite your order in poem form
42. ... and begin it with "A poem - by Henry Gibson"
43. Use large words, such as "condiments" and "intermingled." For example, "Please do not intermingle the condiments on the quarter pound of beef that is going to be specially made for my possession."
44. Ask if its the party to whom you are speaking.
45. If they sound irritated or are laughing, tell them "please treat the order box with respect"
46. Ask for a cheeseburger with a view.
47. Repeat everything they say.
47.5 Repeat everything they say.
48. Ask if they can give you the fries without putting them through "that horrible torture of cooking."
49. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away
variation: scream "Call 912!" and speed away
50. Say your favorite lines from movies. i.e., I canna do it Captain! She's gonna blow!, Show me the MONEY!, or Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?.... Fries? I don't need no stinking fries!
51. Read the entire contents of this list, preferrably in the HTML source code, and pronouncing words like "period" and "close quotation mark"
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2004 12:51AM by Vader.
btw in case you didn't see the last few posts on the first thread Vader clearly won that round with the Vaderfone post. Now see what your up against Gonna be hard to top that one. This seasons fun and games are gonna be good, both on and off the track
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Gonna be hard to top that one. This seasons fun and games are gonna be good, both on and off the track [www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to.
[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Central"btw in case you didn't see the last few posts on the first thread Vader clearly won that round with the Vaderfone post. Now see what your up against Gonna be hard to top that one. This seasons fun and games are gonna be good, both on and off the track "
btw in case you don't have the three days time it takes to let this thread load here is said post again:
"As it seems Ferrari has been the victim of a fatal misunderstanding. They thought their sponsor for 2002 was Vodafone. No, it is really Vaderfone, my little company. Guess how much money they'll get in 2002. How far they will come with a 2-cycle lawn.mover engine and the used up full-rubber tyres from my old wheel-barrow?
"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."
(Matthew 7,7)
Gonna be hard to top that one. This seasons fun and games are gonna be good, both on and off the track "btw in case you don't have the three days time it takes to let this thread load here is said post again:
"As it seems Ferrari has been the victim of a fatal misunderstanding. They thought their sponsor for 2002 was Vodafone. No, it is really Vaderfone, my little company. Guess how much money they'll get in 2002. How far they will come with a 2-cycle lawn.mover engine and the used up full-rubber tyres from my old wheel-barrow?
"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."
(Matthew 7,7)
I may have something rather smashing for you (and for you and for the lady in the green dress over there, yes ,you behind the man with the turban and the box of tandoori-chicken. Would you please come up to stage? Ladies and gentleman, a warm welcome for - what's your name? Carol? A round of applause for Carol)
The "Institute for Unlimited creative knowledges" (try to read this as an acronym) proudly presents the way TO LOOK like your idol, Micael Schumacher without having to undergo the rather painful procedure of cosmetic surgery. Just order a bottle of our premium CHIN TONIC. Just rub your chin with this lotion three times a day (preferable after the meals) and in no time you'll have the chin of the champ.
A little note on this "Eye Examination Chart" posted by LS in another thread.
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This might explain why Ralf Schumacher is wearing glasses now. Sadly he found out only AFTER his marriage. *
* to a girl that would not even bother tolaugh at him if he was the boy next door.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
The "Institute for Unlimited creative knowledges" (try to read this as an acronym) proudly presents the way TO LOOK like your idol, Micael Schumacher without having to undergo the rather painful procedure of cosmetic surgery. Just order a bottle of our premium CHIN TONIC. Just rub your chin with this lotion three times a day (preferable after the meals) and in no time you'll have the chin of the champ.
A little note on this "Eye Examination Chart" posted by LS in another thread.
[www.grandprix3.com]
This might explain why Ralf Schumacher is wearing glasses now. Sadly he found out only AFTER his marriage. *
* to a girl that would not even bother tolaugh at him if he was the boy next door.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
I don't know if you have heard about the austrian [sic!] philosopher and linguist Ludwig Wittgenstein. In his "Philosophical Investigations" he wrote,
'The meaning of a word is what the explanation of the meaning of that word explains'. Try to replace 'a word' with the the more specific term 'meaning' itself. Now we have: 'The meaning of "meaning" is what the explanation of the meaning of "meaning" explains'. Now, I have shot other people for less. Just try to tell this to your math teacher:
'The square root of 2445? Well, the square root of 2445 is exactly the number that the square root of 2445 is' Wittgenstein should have sticked to his first book "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" where he came up with the conclusion: '"What we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence".
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
'The meaning of a word is what the explanation of the meaning of that word explains'. Try to replace 'a word' with the the more specific term 'meaning' itself. Now we have: 'The meaning of "meaning" is what the explanation of the meaning of "meaning" explains'. Now, I have shot other people for less. Just try to tell this to your math teacher:
'The square root of 2445? Well, the square root of 2445 is exactly the number that the square root of 2445 is' Wittgenstein should have sticked to his first book "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" where he came up with the conclusion: '"What we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence".
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Ludwig Witgenstein and his favourite intimate foeman Sir Karl Popper were walking through Manhattan when they saw a little girl, maybe three years old, with a doll. Wittgenstein, who was known to be a collector, saw at once that this child's toy was handmade. He asked the little girl, 'Has this doll a name?' 'Kathy', was the answer. 'And who has made Kathy for you?' The kid answered, 'Ma done her'.
'Must be a very rich family', Popper said later. 'Why?' asked Wittgenstein puzzled. 'Well', Popper replied, 'If Madonna is making dolls for them'.
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'Must be a very rich family', Popper said later. 'Why?' asked Wittgenstein puzzled. 'Well', Popper replied, 'If Madonna is making dolls for them'.
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Another one about Wittgenstein and Popper. Both were invited to a "fancy dress" evening. Popper decided to dress up as the roman emperor Nero. Shortly before leaving the house, but yet in full costume, their host rang up and asked Popper to bring with him some good music. So he went to his office where his PC stood to make up an audio CD with his CD-R. When Wittgenstein came to pick him up at home he asked Popper's wife, 'Where is Nero?' The wife answered, 'Nero is in his room, probably burning ROM'.
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During their time as students Wittgenstein and Popper had lodgings with an elderly landlady in Vienna. This lady was very fond of her cats for they were her only family. Popper, known to be a passionate hunter and taxidermist, was strolling through the woods behind the house trying to find something to shoot and and stuff. Suddenly he saw a movement and pulled the trigger. When the smoke had cleared he saw that he had shot one of his landlady's cats. Wittgenstein, who stood beside him, was shocked for he feared the fatal consequences of Popper's action. The landlady would virtually kick them out and they would have to spend the night in the streets.
'Do you know what this is, you fool?' he shouted at Popper.
'Yes', Popper answered, 'a cat as trophy'.
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During their time as students Wittgenstein and Popper had lodgings with an elderly landlady in Vienna. This lady was very fond of her cats for they were her only family. Popper, known to be a passionate hunter and taxidermist, was strolling through the woods behind the house trying to find something to shoot and and stuff. Suddenly he saw a movement and pulled the trigger. When the smoke had cleared he saw that he had shot one of his landlady's cats. Wittgenstein, who stood beside him, was shocked for he feared the fatal consequences of Popper's action. The landlady would virtually kick them out and they would have to spend the night in the streets.
'Do you know what this is, you fool?' he shouted at Popper.
'Yes', Popper answered, 'a cat as trophy'.
**********
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I was walking down the High Street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)
Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven't you got a light boy?)
"Here, where do you come from?"
(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"Oh, really?"
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song
Right, let's hear it
Here, what's that clicking noise?
(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
"Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
(No, we're gnomads)
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)
Now they're staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's the-er (what?)
It's the Gnome service of course
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, dear me
(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)
Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven't you got a light boy?)
"Here, where do you come from?"
(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"Oh, really?"
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song
Right, let's hear it
Here, what's that clicking noise?
(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
"Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
(No, we're gnomads)
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)
Now they're staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's the-er (what?)
It's the Gnome service of course
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, dear me
(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Yo Sup
Yup, this is the insanity thread, just checking
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
Yup, this is the insanity thread, just checking
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
hey tonight whilst in a vodka frenzy i decided to visit our friends in the german section of the website, they tend to cross over every now and again, i had to use the babel fish translator though coz when i was at school german was'nt on the curriculum,
so please excuse the dodgey translations
i do feel slightly embarressed about this considering vader & morbids usage of the english language,
reading their posts you would'nt know there native language was'nt english.
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
so please excuse the dodgey translations
i do feel slightly embarressed about this considering vader & morbids usage of the english language,
reading their posts you would'nt know there native language was'nt english.
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
and you know at the end of a MS victory, how they ask him to speak a few words in his native language?
i wish i could understand german to be able to hear how he says "its down the stradegy and him cheating to able him to win"
and by the way, all you shitmacher fans, i'm being ironic
look it up if don't understand
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
i wish i could understand german to be able to hear how he says "its down the stradegy and him cheating to able him to win"
and by the way, all you shitmacher fans, i'm being ironic
look it up if don't understand
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
whatever it is LS is on, I'll have some
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