Ask Vader......

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 08, 2009 11:59PM
Posted by: Frantic
Im dead?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 09, 2009 12:21AM
Posted by: chet
I dont think this one has been asked...

What is Vaders favourite colour?






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 09, 2009 01:07PM
Posted by: The Lopper
Have you ever tried Updoc?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 09, 2009 06:20PM
Posted by: Vader
Gené and Tonic: What would happen if the unstoppable force and the immoveable object collided?

Vader: The result already has been shown October 2007.




Frantic: Im dead?

Vader: From my timeles point of you yes.




chet: I dont think this one has been asked...

What is Vaders favourite colour?


Vader: It might come as a surprise, but it's black.




The Lopper: Have you ever tried Updoc?

Vader: Be vewy quiet - I'm hunting wabbits.

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: April 09, 2009 06:43PM
Posted by: The Lopper
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 12:16AM
Posted by: Vader
Ask.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 12:45AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
How has six months passed with no further questions?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 01:18AM
Posted by: mortal
To pin or not to pin...that is the question.



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 02:02AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
do it. (zomg i'm encouraging a mod)
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 10:51AM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
Is the earth really flat?

If so, what shape does the flat earth has, more like a pancake, a triangel or
a square?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 02:16PM
Posted by: Vader
MikaHalpinen: How has six months passed with no further questions?

Vader: Obviously to most people ignorance is bliss.




mortal: To pin or not to pin...that is the question.

Vader: And if that pin pricks us, do we not bleed?




Iceman-Kimi: Is the earth really flat?

Vader: If you live at the poles, it almost is.

If so, what shape does the flat earth has, more like a pancake, a triangel or
a square?


It's an ellipsoid. A bit like a bloated loaf of Gouda.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 10:24PM
Posted by: Lex
Bridge, skyscraper or hydroelectric dam - which one do you jump from if you're 20 and have never had a boy/girlfriend?



Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 10:43PM
Posted by: Vader
Lex: Bridge, skyscraper or hydroelectric dam - which one do you jump from if you're 20 and have never had a boy/girlfriend?

Vader: If you are promiscuous don't kill yourself.

If you go for chastity, however, look for the highest turret in the monastry you live in and jump headfirst.







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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 10:46PM
Posted by: Lex
What if I am körperlich chaste but with a promiscuous mind?



Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 10:58PM
Posted by: Vader
Lex: What if I am körperlich chaste but with a promiscuous mind?

Vader: Don't dream it, be it.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 11:39PM
Posted by: LS.
Vader Wrote:
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> mortal: To pin or not to pin...that is the
> question.
>
> Vader: And if that pin pricks us, do we not
> bleed?
>
>
>


Thats a question not an answer




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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 11, 2009 11:41PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
You can answer a question with another question.

Can't you?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 12:13AM
Posted by: Vader
LS.: Thats a question not an answer

So all is well since the question to this answer hasn't been a question either.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 01:50AM
Posted by: Frantic
is this site really going to be updated in November 2013? ;)

Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 12, 2009 02:35AM
Posted by: Daniel Knott
Wouldst thou engage in 5th course splendour with guilherme in honour of the moment of his becometh?

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