3 word story
Posted by msater
giant ham sandwich
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
decides to be
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a prostitute. They
giving you a
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...ysis of how
Ric Scott
Ric Scott
the french revolution...
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
ran its course.
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[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 CentralThe story so far....
Once upon a Maggot king was posting on the gaming forum maggotgames.org...When someone posted
I LIKE GOATSE, he was banned.
With Gui on a slutty bear, in a cocktail bar near the Gay Gui Inn where midgets live trying to find his vaseline tube stumbled upon a Gimp suit.
The midgets liked this and put it in their ears while riding a strange looking walrus. The banned user was called Bruninho Emilio de Estevez, a famous midget who lived in Paradise City, where the girls have no tits whatsoever and smell like something.
Meanwhile, the police had arrested Gui for his assault on a cam boy, who was found naked in the land of Gui's sick fantasies.
Later that day, the midgets went bowling at Mortal's backyard. Mortal decided to get totally ripped and started feeling up the imaginary girl who likes chicken.
Meanwhile, a strange man waited for some chicken, the imaginary girl tried the colonels recipe for fried chicken.
only to find cats in the fried chicken coating.
But those cats had already been skinned alive and eaten by large carniverous plants, which somehow escaped from mortal's backyard.
Mortal then proceeded to find a nice egg. Mortal likes them fried, but like the cats, he's skinned alive he got eaten by a very big, ugly, smelly snake called Monty Python.
The snake liked to eat GPG mods and DaveEllis complained because Gui said that Brnco should return.
Brnco returned and then proceeded to be a prick just like Mr DaveEllis.
Gui then fainted at the sight of DaveEllis who punched him with his beard.
The awesome Nickv wasn't as awesome as Byron thought. Brnco saw it and loved it like he loved watching beastiality p0rn starring Gui wearing a thong. But DaveEllis really wanted to correct someone on some incorrect information before going to gym.
Byron however is strong enough to take it and beat DaveEllis with a bramble.
Meanwhile, Susan Boyle just got uglier and uglier, although that was quite an improvement on an unimprovable situation. Brnco liked Susans back boobs, he posted a topic about them.
Pics or it didn't happen, said chet. So pics were posted of Brnco, his obsession with Guis very long tail.
Nick smelled Gui's armpits and died instantly. Muks then proceeded to bury Nick respectfully in the sewers. Sewer rats floated and Muks touched the biggest with his third leg.
Muks also spotted Byron eating a decaying ham sandwich smothered in creamy milk from a dead cow. He killed the cow using the force of the evil jumping Mario Brothers.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. Pancho disguised as a door, got his knob shot off. Unfortunate timing because Annie, disguised as a piano was fingered to death.
The large pianist had asked for mortal to be strapped to the rocket sled at a stunning 10 thousand miles per hour, stroking his python lovingly. However, his 2" 'python' made a mess of the mirror against which he pressed his cheeks inviting swarming pythons into his house. The pythons came from lands afar where milk flows in rivers from the North to the South.
The table spoon then proceeded to fly so high that a chipmunk got arrested for indecent use of fullstops.
The grammar police will live forever to correct chet on his wrong and inappropriate use of the word Jenson. But he continued using it despite several threats because chet is transvestite.
When MikaHalpinen arrived at work he felt something squirming in his pants. It was dirty yet pleasant, strange and titillating, exciting, weird and an excrutiating shade of deep purple.
It was the hand of Mr. Tinky-Winky. It pleasured MikaHalpinen in a moment of happiness, no-one noticed that while this was filmed by the GPGSL Donut Team a bank robbery took place at DaveEllis's house. The victim was Mr. Spock, a retired old transvestite that smelled like old underpants. His shoes he didn't use.
Mr. Spock went sailing on land yachts across the Suez Canal in the Middle East, in the South.
Anyhoo, back at Casa de GPG in the Off Topic Ask Vader Thread, Jorge Caranti was asking how he could juice a mouse with mango.
Maggot King returned and said, "Brnco, your my Queen".
Jorge then said Maggot King, you are a forum legend, tell us how you do make things like home made pr0n. "Easy" he said, the most important thing is a well lubed-up cod and two partially inflated, spherical sacks of pink s-hit. He also recommended a nice large latex inflatable dinghy, which he paddled vigorously up the creek with badminton bat.
He killed the whales. Some organisation, was needed to protect Mortal's golden nuggets. Cereal aside, he doesn't like the trunk of a rampaging elephant sniffing up his large vegetable patch.
Sheep aren't cheap for yearly maintenance so instead, Mortal bought a Llama from a farmer in the Caribbean Islands. It was faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic said Murray as the race of the century was won by Ferrari's Luca Badoer. He won by a bees-dick from someone who unfortunately died when the Hubble Telescope spotted a red dwarf hurling chilled watermelon in the supermarket.
Regardless, Luca's elephant was having troubles making its trunk swerve round corners because Tilke had added a chicane so that Jaime could stop and question Ukyo Katyama's reason for wearing nothing at all below his protective yellow carbon fiber bra.
His wife thought this was b-e-a-utiful. She died. With much pain.
During the funeral an infra-red beam from the HAARP struck the top of the church causing Matt Bellamy to pull out of his McDonald's Happy Meal box.
Meanwhile the chicken coated with eleven different types of pubes from various KFC workers that they had to remove for hygienic purposes unknown to all of mankind.
Later that night, a sheep named Sheepy killed all GPG users who were Jewish, he realized his genocidal plan for world domination was far away from perfect, deploying the nude-bomb to reveal 99's assets, was a very dumb thing however, it was shark jumping time.
Gay people, where are they? asked the Maggot King.
After the Maggot King decreed that everyone had to eat Macca's for dinner and then go to Burger Maggot. Burger Maggot said they should eat burgers, not fish and chips. Because those are fishy, a bit suspect for sure.
And after the edit by Mortal the story rolled further in the direction Bruninho took.
MikaHalpinen, however, always......Mika was wise, wise like a dolphin. That dolphin turned out to be stupid like the KFC workers.
To counter the invasion of Rosbergs fanboys, the officials introduced a policy to make a giant ham sandwich whenever a spammer decides to be a prostitute. They could be dangerous as they take your money without giving you a very exiting anal...ysis of how the french revolution ran its course.
It was like
completely over the
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Once upon a Maggot king was posting on the gaming forum maggotgames.org...When someone posted
I LIKE GOATSE, he was banned.
With Gui on a slutty bear, in a cocktail bar near the Gay Gui Inn where midgets live trying to find his vaseline tube stumbled upon a Gimp suit.
The midgets liked this and put it in their ears while riding a strange looking walrus. The banned user was called Bruninho Emilio de Estevez, a famous midget who lived in Paradise City, where the girls have no tits whatsoever and smell like something.
Meanwhile, the police had arrested Gui for his assault on a cam boy, who was found naked in the land of Gui's sick fantasies.
Later that day, the midgets went bowling at Mortal's backyard. Mortal decided to get totally ripped and started feeling up the imaginary girl who likes chicken.
Meanwhile, a strange man waited for some chicken, the imaginary girl tried the colonels recipe for fried chicken.
only to find cats in the fried chicken coating.
But those cats had already been skinned alive and eaten by large carniverous plants, which somehow escaped from mortal's backyard.
Mortal then proceeded to find a nice egg. Mortal likes them fried, but like the cats, he's skinned alive he got eaten by a very big, ugly, smelly snake called Monty Python.
The snake liked to eat GPG mods and DaveEllis complained because Gui said that Brnco should return.
Brnco returned and then proceeded to be a prick just like Mr DaveEllis.
Gui then fainted at the sight of DaveEllis who punched him with his beard.
The awesome Nickv wasn't as awesome as Byron thought. Brnco saw it and loved it like he loved watching beastiality p0rn starring Gui wearing a thong. But DaveEllis really wanted to correct someone on some incorrect information before going to gym.
Byron however is strong enough to take it and beat DaveEllis with a bramble.
Meanwhile, Susan Boyle just got uglier and uglier, although that was quite an improvement on an unimprovable situation. Brnco liked Susans back boobs, he posted a topic about them.
Pics or it didn't happen, said chet. So pics were posted of Brnco, his obsession with Guis very long tail.
Nick smelled Gui's armpits and died instantly. Muks then proceeded to bury Nick respectfully in the sewers. Sewer rats floated and Muks touched the biggest with his third leg.
Muks also spotted Byron eating a decaying ham sandwich smothered in creamy milk from a dead cow. He killed the cow using the force of the evil jumping Mario Brothers.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. Pancho disguised as a door, got his knob shot off. Unfortunate timing because Annie, disguised as a piano was fingered to death.
The large pianist had asked for mortal to be strapped to the rocket sled at a stunning 10 thousand miles per hour, stroking his python lovingly. However, his 2" 'python' made a mess of the mirror against which he pressed his cheeks inviting swarming pythons into his house. The pythons came from lands afar where milk flows in rivers from the North to the South.
The table spoon then proceeded to fly so high that a chipmunk got arrested for indecent use of fullstops.
The grammar police will live forever to correct chet on his wrong and inappropriate use of the word Jenson. But he continued using it despite several threats because chet is transvestite.
When MikaHalpinen arrived at work he felt something squirming in his pants. It was dirty yet pleasant, strange and titillating, exciting, weird and an excrutiating shade of deep purple.
It was the hand of Mr. Tinky-Winky. It pleasured MikaHalpinen in a moment of happiness, no-one noticed that while this was filmed by the GPGSL Donut Team a bank robbery took place at DaveEllis's house. The victim was Mr. Spock, a retired old transvestite that smelled like old underpants. His shoes he didn't use.
Mr. Spock went sailing on land yachts across the Suez Canal in the Middle East, in the South.
Anyhoo, back at Casa de GPG in the Off Topic Ask Vader Thread, Jorge Caranti was asking how he could juice a mouse with mango.
Maggot King returned and said, "Brnco, your my Queen".
Jorge then said Maggot King, you are a forum legend, tell us how you do make things like home made pr0n. "Easy" he said, the most important thing is a well lubed-up cod and two partially inflated, spherical sacks of pink s-hit. He also recommended a nice large latex inflatable dinghy, which he paddled vigorously up the creek with badminton bat.
He killed the whales. Some organisation, was needed to protect Mortal's golden nuggets. Cereal aside, he doesn't like the trunk of a rampaging elephant sniffing up his large vegetable patch.
Sheep aren't cheap for yearly maintenance so instead, Mortal bought a Llama from a farmer in the Caribbean Islands. It was faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic said Murray as the race of the century was won by Ferrari's Luca Badoer. He won by a bees-dick from someone who unfortunately died when the Hubble Telescope spotted a red dwarf hurling chilled watermelon in the supermarket.
Regardless, Luca's elephant was having troubles making its trunk swerve round corners because Tilke had added a chicane so that Jaime could stop and question Ukyo Katyama's reason for wearing nothing at all below his protective yellow carbon fiber bra.
His wife thought this was b-e-a-utiful. She died. With much pain.
During the funeral an infra-red beam from the HAARP struck the top of the church causing Matt Bellamy to pull out of his McDonald's Happy Meal box.
Meanwhile the chicken coated with eleven different types of pubes from various KFC workers that they had to remove for hygienic purposes unknown to all of mankind.
Later that night, a sheep named Sheepy killed all GPG users who were Jewish, he realized his genocidal plan for world domination was far away from perfect, deploying the nude-bomb to reveal 99's assets, was a very dumb thing however, it was shark jumping time.
Gay people, where are they? asked the Maggot King.
After the Maggot King decreed that everyone had to eat Macca's for dinner and then go to Burger Maggot. Burger Maggot said they should eat burgers, not fish and chips. Because those are fishy, a bit suspect for sure.
And after the edit by Mortal the story rolled further in the direction Bruninho took.
MikaHalpinen, however, always......Mika was wise, wise like a dolphin. That dolphin turned out to be stupid like the KFC workers.
To counter the invasion of Rosbergs fanboys, the officials introduced a policy to make a giant ham sandwich whenever a spammer decides to be a prostitute. They could be dangerous as they take your money without giving you a very exiting anal...ysis of how the french revolution ran its course.
It was like
completely over the
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never gonna' eclipse...
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
the race win
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