I'm horny

Anyone want to lend me their girlfriend?
I'll be done a few minutes, you wouldn't even know i touched her.

A few minutes???........good grief man...get your act together.

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If it is only a for a few minutes, I don't think she is up for it.

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Better than Boris Becker!

And i won't leave a trail of destruction like Tiger Woods.

@morbid, how long would she prefer?

I can stretch to maybe 7 minutes, but that's my absolute maximum. We got a deal?





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2009 01:24AM by ralv585.

No dice dude... She is used to getting off many times... usually in the 2 digit range. You won't make that in 7 minutes.

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What if i bring my friend Sybian?

I've got a cute little rabbit she could play with too?

That would be more than enough, come on mate, have a word, i'm losing wood.

If your friend is who I think it... erhm he is, we both watch waaaaaaayyyyy too much porn, lol! But yes, that ought to do the trick. However, it would not be YOU doing the work would it now? She would be all over your "friend", and then done with it.

Your best bet would be to go to your local mall, approach all women you find attractive and say "Hey, how's it going?" No matter what she responds you just reply with "Wanna come back to my place and play shoots and ladders?". You don't even have to own the game, she will know what you mean. If you are cool, you can expect a 15-10% positive response rate, no further conversation needed. You should be able to strike gold in less than an hour.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.


You can thank me later.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2009 02:40AM by Morbid.

Morbid Wrote:
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> She is used to getting off many
> times... usually in the 2 digit range.

Possibly accidental, but possibly the best pun i've ever seen?

"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces."

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Morbid Wrote:
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> If your friend is who I think it... erhm he is, we
> both watch waaaaaaayyyyy too much porn, lol! But
> yes, that ought to do the trick. However, it would
> not be YOU doing the work would it now? She would
> be all over your "friend", and then done with it.
>
> Your best bet would be to go to your local mall,
> approach all women you find attractive and say
> "Hey, how's it going?" No matter what she responds
> you just reply with "Wanna come back to my place
> and play shoots and ladders?". You don't even have
> to own the game, she will know what you mean. If
> you are cool, you can expect a 15-10% positive
> response rate, no further conversation needed. You
> should be able to strike gold in less than an
> hour.

If i used that method, would my chances increase if i used Sex Panther from Odeon?
Apparantly, 60% of the time, it works everytime.

Plus it wouldn't matter if my friend was doing all the work, last time i checked, there were three points of entry.

ralv585 Wrote:
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> If i used that method, would my chances increase
> if i used Sex Panther from Odeon?
> Apparantly, 60% of the time, it works everytime.

No. Btw, I am dead serious. I know guys who have done spreadsheets on this. And no Mika, that is not a pun!

> Plus it wouldn\'t matter if my friend was doing all
> the work, last time i checked, there were three
> points of entry.

What makes you think you would get access?

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Ask Vader

You guys make me laugh.

My boyfriend is big, black and owns a gym so he has plenty of stamina

Kx
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Pics or it didn't happen....

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Of my bf?

Kx
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I don't think you're compatible with the file format of my girlfriend

Morbid Wrote:
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> What makes you think you would get access?

As you can see, i'm a charmer. She'll be powerless to say no.



KGrant Wrote:
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>My boyfriend is big, black and owns a gym so he has plenty of stamina

Pics, with said boyfriend, preferably POV style, or it didn't happen.
Maybe throw in some hi-def vids to make sure.

Covfan Wrote:
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>I don't think you're compatible with the file format of my girlfriend

Don't do jpegs or gifs unfortunately

I agree. Pics or shut up

And yes, this is a forum filled with guys. They are ALL DYING to see pictures of YOUR BOYFRIEND, lol!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/31/2009 04:14AM by Morbid.

Hell yeah!!!

Nothing more sexy than a big, black body builder, mmm mmhhmmm