The old Mafia Don....

Posted by mortal 
The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 05, 2010 09:53PM
Posted by: mortal
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business........you
gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos"

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe
find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to your Rolex and say "Times up"?


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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 05, 2010 10:57PM
Posted by: Vader
Now imagine Al Pacino playing this grandad.

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe
find you WIFE INNA BED with another man.

WHADDA you gonna do then....... pointa to your Rolex AND SAY "TIMES UP"? HOOYA."






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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 06, 2010 02:20PM
Posted by: SchueyFan
Vader Wrote:
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> Now imagine Al Pacino playing this grandad.
>
> "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe
> find you WIFE INNA BED with another man.
>
> WHADDA you gonna do then....... pointa to your
> Rolex AND SAY "TIMES UP"? HOOYA."

lol! ;)





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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 06, 2010 08:20PM
Posted by: Muks_C
bow down to Pacino:





(and that guy is Hank Azaria who does Apu and other character's voices in The Simpsons, in case you didn't know)

and a good impersonation of Al, with a nice "HOOWA" at the end:








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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 06, 2010 09:40PM
Posted by: Vader
The ones by Frank Caliendo are great as well - like most he does. However he's been repeating himself for years now.





His John Madden probably is more Madden than Madden himself.





4:52 is a sure LOL and 5:20 when he does the wizard of us narrated by Robin Willimas (NOT Robbie) it gets hysterical ... judt watch the change of facial expression between 5:34 and 5:35 - amazing.



And Rob Magnotti has some great skits as well and also does Pacino in between (who doesn't - even I do at work) ...





4:19 is hilarious and 5:44 I roflmapatofl






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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 06, 2010 10:18PM
Posted by: Muks_C
yep, good stuff. i really liked Magnotti's Bill Cosby.

there's an impersonator who mainly does Christopher Walken and he's really good at it, but i can't remember his name.




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Re: The old Mafia Don....
Date: January 06, 2010 10:39PM
Posted by: Vader
I know a good impersonator who mainly does Mark Wahlberg. He's called Matt Damon. Or was it vice versa?

Same as Robert Redford/Richard Dreyfuß; Meryll Streep/ Glenn Close or Jodie Foster/Helen Hunt ... I never know who is who (and neither do I care)






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