Oh dear. Im not the one to be nasty, but I got into a bit of a scrap on thursday night. Tut tut.
My 'lovely' girlfriend is a little naive to say the least, and last week ended up being the only girl in a group of 4 or 5 spotty never-spoken-to-a-girl-but-im-loaded-with-cash guys after a night out with all her guy and girl coursemates. Theyre really sleazy, if a bit immature, and its clear they are waiting for a drunk opportunity.
Of course, being a guy, I can smell a rat a mile off when 'nice guys' want to walk girls home/look out for them. Yeah, if theres a whiff of nookie.
Naturally sceptical of these guys she was with, I then found out they all were meant to go to a house party after, but these guys led her back to their house when my girlfriends girl friend didnt get in the same taxi to 'grab some booze' before supposedly heading back to the party. I never got a call all night, and normally i get a text to say shes ok. So I phoned up, and low and behold, I am told 'It's OK dan im with these guys and girls from my course, were at their house, its fine. So and so is outside havign a cigarette, and the other girl is in the room'. She is a bit drunk. Long story short, its silent in the background, for whats meant to be a party, and I just hear guys laughing and sniggering. Fishy!
Turns out infact there are no other girls, her friend didn't go back with her, the guys made sure it was only them and my girlfriend in the taxi and its four guys and her. Yeah right!
Needless to say I found out where she was and went straight round to get her back. I don't trust them for a second!
So that was a week and a half ago! On THURSDAY these same guys were out. It gets more amusing... its a gay guys birthday, and its kids tv and movies fancy dress theme. It is full of mona the vampires, alice in wonderlands, scooby doo, spongebob, ace ventura etc.
I am dressed.... as a ghostbuster.
I get eyeballed at and shifty looks from some guys ive never seen before in my life. No idea who they are. All night, righ tup until we went to a club, still giving me shiftys. I then discover that captain shifty eyes and his buddy were the guys who took my girlfriend back to their flat that night. Makes sense!
One of the guys during the night finds it amusing to steal my girlfriend away from my side and drag her to the dancefloor backwards. Only adds to my scepticism that he's a bit of a bell end. She isnt impressed.
And later on, he finds it funny to pull my proton back hoover hose and wave it around. I am slightly more pissed off. But, the creme de la creme was when he went from behind *BOOM BOOM* lol and pulls my night vision goggles off. Kaboom. I flipped out.
I would love to see a video of this replayed, as some tall skinny runt is faced off by a guy a good 6 inches shorter dressed in a full on ghostbusters pack and suit giving him some good eyeballing and abuse right back. I must have looked like scrappy doo, but all his cronies pulled me back, and I then felt a bit like a tit.
Very funny though. If I ever see him, I will castrate him and remove his testes with an ice-cream scoop. A plastic one. From poundland.
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole itEdited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/07/2009 01:06PM by danm.