Happy Australia Day
Posted by NeilPearson
Dutch were first every were, but they had ways of selling all nice places, like New York and Australia etc, and all that;s left is Suriname and some islands full of drugs and lazy people.
But i'll eat some kangaroo to celebrate Australia.
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And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
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Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
But i'll eat some kangaroo to celebrate Australia.
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
Muks_C Wrote:
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> my cousin who lives in Bunbury (Western Australia)
> has come over for a holiday before she goes back
> and starts university. one of her friends back
> home rang up yesterday and they chatted about it a
> bit.
>
> she then told me it was Australia Day, and
> explained it's celebrating when Captain Cooke
> discovered the country, or something.
>
> she was born in Ireland though, so maybe her
> history of Australia is not all that.
First of all, Is she hot, and second of all, bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
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> my cousin who lives in Bunbury (Western Australia)
> has come over for a holiday before she goes back
> and starts university. one of her friends back
> home rang up yesterday and they chatted about it a
> bit.
>
> she then told me it was Australia Day, and
> explained it's celebrating when Captain Cooke
> discovered the country, or something.
>
> she was born in Ireland though, so maybe her
> history of Australia is not all that.
First of all, Is she hot, and second of all, bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
mortal Wrote:
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> I went to the beach.....chugged beer and got
> sunburnt
Australia bites back
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
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> I went to the beach.....chugged beer and got
> sunburnt
Australia bites back
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
NeilPearson Wrote:
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> First of all, Is she hot, and second of all,
> bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
you might think she was hot if you saw her, she turned 18 last September. she'll be going to Curtin uni next month or whenever term starts again.
yeah i've been to Bunbury, but most of my dads family live in Perth, same as you i think?
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
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> First of all, Is she hot, and second of all,
> bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
you might think she was hot if you saw her, she turned 18 last September. she'll be going to Curtin uni next month or whenever term starts again.
yeah i've been to Bunbury, but most of my dads family live in Perth, same as you i think?
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
Muks_C Wrote:
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > First of all, Is she hot, and second of all,
> > bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
>
>
> you might think she was hot if you saw her, she
> turned 18 last September. she'll be going to
> Curtin uni next month or whenever term starts
> again.
>
> yeah i've been to Bunbury, but most of my dads
> family live in Perth, same as you i think?
18 hey... nothing wrong with that
Yeah I am 15 minutes Drive south of perth. and curtin is about 10 minutes away from me.
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > First of all, Is she hot, and second of all,
> > bunbury is only 2 hours south of where i live.
>
>
> you might think she was hot if you saw her, she
> turned 18 last September. she'll be going to
> Curtin uni next month or whenever term starts
> again.
>
> yeah i've been to Bunbury, but most of my dads
> family live in Perth, same as you i think?
18 hey... nothing wrong with that
Yeah I am 15 minutes Drive south of perth. and curtin is about 10 minutes away from me.
Nickv schreef:
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> Sapo schreef:
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> > But i'll eat some kangaroo to celebrate
> Australia.
>
>
> I actually did that yesterday, it tasted quite
> good :P
Is it expensive?
________________________________________
Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
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> Sapo schreef:
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> > But i'll eat some kangaroo to celebrate
> Australia.
>
>
> I actually did that yesterday, it tasted quite
> good :P
Is it expensive?
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
Just to clear certain misconceptions up....
26th January 1788 is when Arthur Phillip landed at Sydney Cove and established 'modern' Australia.
Cook sailed up the east coast of Oz some 18 years earlier having already sailed around and charted NZ. Cook 'claimed' the land and raised the Union jack over what he named New South Wales at Possession Island which is in the Torres Strait, named after a Portugese guy who sailed through there several years earlier.
The Dutch and Portugese had been getting shipwrecked and landing up the western and southern coastlines of Australia for close to two hundred years prior to this but as was said earlier, didn't find what they were looking for eg untold wealth and a population ripe to be coverted to Christianity.
Interestingly, just days after Phillip established Sydney around what today is known as Circular Quay, two French ships sailed over the horizon and into Botany Bay so if the Dutch, Portugese and English couldn't have been bothered, us Aussies could well have been French. Now that's a scary thought
And yes the colony was originally a penal settlement, but so were some of the colonies in the US, and we export our most dastardly back to the UK with our soapie stars doing Xmas pantos each year
/history lesson off
26th January 1788 is when Arthur Phillip landed at Sydney Cove and established 'modern' Australia.
Cook sailed up the east coast of Oz some 18 years earlier having already sailed around and charted NZ. Cook 'claimed' the land and raised the Union jack over what he named New South Wales at Possession Island which is in the Torres Strait, named after a Portugese guy who sailed through there several years earlier.
The Dutch and Portugese had been getting shipwrecked and landing up the western and southern coastlines of Australia for close to two hundred years prior to this but as was said earlier, didn't find what they were looking for eg untold wealth and a population ripe to be coverted to Christianity.
Interestingly, just days after Phillip established Sydney around what today is known as Circular Quay, two French ships sailed over the horizon and into Botany Bay so if the Dutch, Portugese and English couldn't have been bothered, us Aussies could well have been French. Now that's a scary thought
And yes the colony was originally a penal settlement, but so were some of the colonies in the US, and we export our most dastardly back to the UK with our soapie stars doing Xmas pantos each year
/history lesson off
I'd say you would have loved to speak Portuguese, but the Portuguese from Portugal sounds funny, and especially bad for women and except for Brazil, apparently, all the other colonies have the same issue, so never mind you loving Portuguese
I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded land
NeilPearson Wrote:
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> I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> land
But you'd have a better language, better food and better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have such a ridiculoud accent
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> I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> land
But you'd have a better language, better food and better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have such a ridiculoud accent
he would look like this guy then:
and speak like this one:
luckily germans didn't discover anything, if they did
dkpioe would look like this:
vader?
are you blind? -no, I'm deaf, can't you see? -no, I'm blind.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2008 10:19AM by brnco.
and speak like this one:
luckily germans didn't discover anything, if they did
dkpioe would look like this:
vader?
are you blind? -no, I'm deaf, can't you see? -no, I'm blind.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2008 10:19AM by brnco.
Brnco: the silly character who isn't the brightest one around.
gary42 Wrote:
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> > land
>
> But you'd have a better language, better food and
> better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have
> such a ridiculoud accent
if i wanted to talk like a fag, eat frogs, and just be a complete and utter ****wit i would. but i would much rather talk like a heterosexual man, eat cows and be awesome.
edit
bvious 
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2008 08:46PM by mortal.
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> > land
>
> But you'd have a better language, better food and
> better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have
> such a ridiculoud accent
if i wanted to talk like a fag, eat frogs, and just be a complete and utter ****wit i would. but i would much rather talk like a heterosexual man, eat cows and be awesome.
edit
bvious Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2008 08:46PM by mortal.
gary42 Wrote:
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> > land
>
> But you'd have a better language, better food and
> better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have
> such a ridiculoud accent
Yeah, but then you'd be a cheese eating surrender monkey as well as just plain being "French", which in my experience is never a good thing.
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> NeilPearson Wrote:
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> > I'd kill myself if i were from a french founded
> > land
>
> But you'd have a better language, better food and
> better drink.... Not to mention you'd not have
> such a ridiculoud accent
Yeah, but then you'd be a cheese eating surrender monkey as well as just plain being "French", which in my experience is never a good thing.
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