my favourite poor jokes (rated)
Posted by Vader
Q. How do you make a band stand??
A. Hide all the chairs poorness rating = 8
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. a walkie-talkie poorness rating = 7
Q. What did the envelope say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places poorness rating = 9 1/2
Q. Where do little fish go each morning?
A. To Plaice school poorness rating = 6
Q. What do you get if you cross a fish and 2 elephants?
A. Swimming trunks poorness rating = 4
Q. Why do birds fly South in the winter?
A. It's too far to walk poorness rating = 10
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the baa baas poorness rating = 8
Q.How do snails keep their shells shiney?
A. They use snail polish poorness rating = 7
Q. Why can't cars play football?
A. They only have one boot poorness rating = 9
Q. What sort of song would a ghost sing?
A. A haunting melody poorness rating = 10
Q. What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills?
A. Bernadette poorness rating = 3
Q. Why are fishmongers so mean?
A. Because their job makes them sell fish poorness rating = 6
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
A. Hide all the chairs poorness rating = 8
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. a walkie-talkie poorness rating = 7
Q. What did the envelope say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places poorness rating = 9 1/2
Q. Where do little fish go each morning?
A. To Plaice school poorness rating = 6
Q. What do you get if you cross a fish and 2 elephants?
A. Swimming trunks poorness rating = 4
Q. Why do birds fly South in the winter?
A. It's too far to walk poorness rating = 10
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the baa baas poorness rating = 8
Q.How do snails keep their shells shiney?
A. They use snail polish poorness rating = 7
Q. Why can't cars play football?
A. They only have one boot poorness rating = 9
Q. What sort of song would a ghost sing?
A. A haunting melody poorness rating = 10
Q. What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills?
A. Bernadette poorness rating = 3
Q. Why are fishmongers so mean?
A. Because their job makes them sell fish poorness rating = 6
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
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now she can shave both her legs
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now she can shave both her legs
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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
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