Race Stories...

I once managed to get the lead (All the other cars had retired for some reason. Dodgy pitlane I think) and I managed to crash at 5mph . In the aftermath I lost both front wheels and I had to retire. but I Won! :D

lol ok then..............:P



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Bit like what DC did in the pitlane in 1995. Crashed doing about 5mph

got AP1 on DVD for xmas, it makes the watching of a certain scene a helluva lot easier

i don't just love Shannon, i think the films are fantasticaly funny no matter how many times you watch them




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Doubtless you've been in the BATHroom! SPRAYING your BELLY with sticky
white LOVE piss!






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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

Crashed doing about 5mph

closer to 70mph actaully :P




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

Doubtless you've been in the BATHroom! SPRAYING your BELLY with sticky
white LOVE piss!

LMAO!!!!!

Crashed doing about 5mph

closer to 70mph actaully :P

Yeah, maybe thats more accurate, but to an F1 car thats slow. Jeez, could you imagine driving an F1 car down the motorway. It'd be so easy to get caught speeding. Good job they dont have numberplates!

Doubtless you've been in the BATHroom! SPRAYING your BELLY with sticky
white LOVE piss!
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yeah, what's ya point?

yeah, what's ya point?

You are on candid camera. We have the tapes

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And I shall upload them. But ive got no webspace. If somebody can give me a meg ill happily upload them