Nickv Wrote:
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> Now the Wang vs HANS case.
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> Judge: "Mr and Mrs Wang, tell your story."
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> Mr Yang-Pa Wang: "Duling hel clash a long, hald
> piece of HANS penetlated hel. And the piece was so
> long and it damaged hel. When the piece finally
> got out, it was alleady too late. Flicks neckvain
> was not plopelly stitched. It bloke open again and
> she died. So it's all the fault of HANS! We demand
> 2 million dollars for damages."
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> The Wangs lawyer: "The story my client tells is
> fully correct. If HANS was well built, she would
> have been alive."
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> Judge: "Interesting story. HANS, what is your
> story?"
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> HANS: "My lawyer will tell the story for me."
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> HANS' lawyer: "My client has done nothing wrong.
> He was were he was meant to be. That he broke when
> Ms Wang hit the wall, is not his fault. If she had
> driven better, nothing would have happened."
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> Judge: "Also an interesting story. I will now make
> a decision."
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> Judge: "Mr HANS, Mr and Mrs Wang and their
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> Mr and Mrs Wang, you have won the case. You get
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> Signed,
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> The Judge
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> Do you have W300/WGP news or stories? PM them to
> me! I'll make a press release of it!
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> {o,o}
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> O RLY?
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