Oh dear, you boys are disturbed. I have dug up some facts from another forum.
Polar bears are left handed.
Alfred Nobel (he of the Peace Prize) invented dynamite.
There are more stars in the solar system than grains of sand on the earth.
The elephant is the only animal that can't jump.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times
Hippos kill more people in Africa when compared to crocodiles.
Zebras are not black with white stripes, but are actually white with black stripes, cause if any of you animal lovers happen to stare at it's butt, you'll notice that the black stripes end there.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs, covering a meter a second. If it were human size, it could run at speeds of 300MPH.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and white worms like fried pork rinds.
Crocodiles have brains no larger than a cigar.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Assuming that all the offspring survived, 190,000,000,000,000,000,000 flies could be produced in four months by the offspring of a single pair of flies.
Pigs can't look up in the sky.
Flush toilets were invented by a bloke named Thomas Crapper
Race car spelled backwards is Race car
In Star Wars, the Jawas can clearly be heard to say "Here comes the window cleaner" twice
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze, your heart stops
for a millisecond.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can
rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die. if you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period
of 80 years, no one reported a single case
where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
(or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up
into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a
version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for
the German market that consisted solely of
little pasta swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have
never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two
rats could have over million descendants.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the
English language.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the
Code of Federal Regulations, implemented
on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens
to have any contact with extraterrestrials or
their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows
why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are
caused by people sitting on them and photocopying
their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.
A cockroach can survive 14 days without it's head .....
Then it dies of starvation.
F**K does not come from the acronym's 'for unlawful carnal knowledge' or 'fornication under consent [of the] king.' It is actually a derivative of an Old English root word 'fokken,' meaning 'to beat against' or 'to strike' - the same root word also gave as the name for the fighter 'Fokker.' It was an acceptable term in the Anglo-Saxon language prior to the Norman invasion in 1066, as were many of the other now-dirty words. As the Normans established themselves as the ruling class, they treated the native Saxons and their language as inferior, and Saxon words were considered crude just because they were Saxon words. For example, f**k was replaced with 'fornicate,' p**s was replaced with 'urinate,' and s**t was replaced with 'excrement.'
The white part of your fingernail is called the lunula.
Pinnochio is Italian for "pine head."
The geographical center of North America is near Rugby,
North Dakota.
The infinity sign is called a lemniscate.
Hacky-sack was invented in Turkey.
If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures
87 feet long.
There are only three words in the English language with
the letter combination "uu." Muumuu, vacuum and
continuum.
The "Calabash" pipe, most often associated with
Sherlock Holmes, was not used by him until William
Gillette (an American) portrayed Holmes onstage. Gillette
needed a pipe he could keep in his mouth while he spoke
his lines.
The only word in the English language with all five
vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental."
Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.
Dirty Harry's badge number is 2211.
The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular.
The shortest French word with all five vowels is
"oiseau" meaning bird.
Camel's milk does not curdle.
"Mr. Mojo Risin" is an anagram for Jim Morrison.
The ball on top of a flagpole is called the truck.
A person from the country of Nauru is called a Nauruan;
this is the only palindromic nationality.
The word "modem" is a contraction of the words
"modulate, demodulate." (MOdulateDEModulate)
Oliver Cromwell was hanged and decapitated two years
after he had died.
The longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is
" floccinaucinihilipilification,
" which means "the act of
estimating as worthless."
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
Des Moines has the highest per capita Jell-O consumption
in the U.S
The Western-most point in the contiguous United States
is Cape Alava, Washington.
There are only three animals with blue tongues, the
Black Bear, the Chow Chow dog and the blue-tongued
lizard.
The first fossilized specimen of Austalopithecus
afarenisis was named Lucy after the paleontologists'
favorite song, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, by the
Beatles.
The first prime number after 1,000,000 is 1,000,003.
Hamster Useless Facts: Many hamsters only blink one
eye at a time.
The only "real" food that U.S. Astronauts are allowed
to take into space is pecan nuts.
The word "queueing" is the only English word with five
consecutive vowels.
The first Eagle Scout west of the Mississippi is buried
in San Marcos, Texas.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.
Roberta Flack wrote "Killing Me Softly" about singer
Don McLean.
The Greek version of the Old Testament is called the
Septuagint.
Spencer Eldon was the name of the naked baby on the
cover of Nirvana's album Nevermind.
All three major 1996 Presidential candidates, Clinton,
Dole and Perot, are left-handed.
The Madagascan Hissing Cockroach is one of the few
insects who give birth to live young, rather than laying
eggs.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which
does not mention the name of God.
Sheriff came from Shire Reeve. During early years of
monarchical rule in England, each shire had a reeve who
was the law for that shire. When the term was brought to
the United States it was shortened to Sheriff.
An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
Dracula is the most filmed story of all time, Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is second and Oliver Twist is third.
The silhouette on the NBA logo is Jerry West
The silhouette on the Major League Baseball logo is
Harmon Killebrew.
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the
army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
Lucifer is latin for "Light Bringer". It is a
translation of the Hebrew name for Satan, Halael. Satan
means "adversary", devil means "liar".
A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
Geller and Huchra have made three-dimensional maps of
the distribution of galaxies. In each layer of the map
some galaxies are grouped together in such a way that
they resemble a human being.
The company providing the liability insurance for the
Republican National Convention in San Diego is the same
firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.
Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their
birthdays. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture
dealer.
Deborah Winger did the voice of E.T.
Winston Churchill, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Theodore
Roosevelt and Eleanor Roosevelt were all cousins through
one connection or another. (FDR and Eleanor were about
five times removed.)
The Earth-Moon size ratio is the largest in the our
solar system, excepting Pluto- Charon.
Each unit on the Richter Scale is equivalent to a
power factor of about 32. So a 6 is 32 times more
powerful than a 5! Though it goes to 10, 9 is estimated
to be the point of total tetonic destruction (2 is the
smallest that can be felt unaided.)
Most snakes have either only one lung, or in some
cases, two, with one much reduced in size. This
apparently serves to make room for other organs in the
highly-elongated bodies of snakes. A twelve-foot anaconda
can catch, kill, and eat a six-foot caiman, a close
relative of crocodiles and alligators. While these snakes
are not usually considered to be the *longest* snake in
the world, they are the heaviest, exceeding the
reticulated python in girth.
Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur.
The story was changed in the 1600s by a translator. The
story was probably not changed deliberately by the 17th
century translator. The glass slipper is more likely to
have arisen from a confusion between the French, "une
pantoufle en vair" (a fur slipper) and, "une pantoufle en
verre" (a glass slipper.) It was the left shoe that
Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the
prince tried to follow her. Cinderella is known as
Tuhkimo in Finland.
If you come from Birmingham, you are a Brummie.
The names of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with, e.g. Asia, Europe.
There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which
occurs six times: Indivisibility.
The smallest port in Canada is Port Williams, Nova Scotia.
The Canadian province of Newfoundland has its own
time zone, which is half an hour behind Atlantic standard
time.
Cats in Halifax, Nova Scotia, have a very high probability of having six toes.
The second longest word in the English language is
"antidisestablishmenterianism".
Rats like boiled sweets better than they like cheese.
Big Ben was slowed five minutes one day when a passing group of
starlings decided to take a rest on the minute hand of the clock.
The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear
canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.
Soweto in South Africa ws derived from SOuth WEst
TOwnship.
Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to
clean elephants. (This is the most important info so it was saved for
last) in case you have a pet elephant that needs cleaning.
Some Facts About Marijuana
Aint Nobody's Business
(cannabis, hemp, pot, weed, joint, hashish, hash, roach, stash, doobie)
It has been called the miracle plant. It is a consciousness-altering
drug.
1. Human beings have cultivated cannabis for at least the past
6,000 years.
2. Hindu holy literature contains instructions from the god Shiva on the proper methods of planting cannabis. The people of India began breeding the plant for potency circa 300 B.C.
3. The cloth for the sails and ropes on Columbus's ships were made of hemp.
4. The Declaration of Independence was written on paper made from cannabis. Prior to 1883, there were no federal laws against the manufacture, sale, use, or possession of drugs.
5. George Washington, who had dental problems his entire life, grew hemp for personal consumption. (1765)
6. Benjamin Franklin started one of Americas first paper mills with
cannabis...which allowed America to have a free colonial press - not
having to depend on paper from England.
7. In the mid to late 1800