OFFICIAL INSANITY THREAD

G'day all...

That should actually read....

I LOVEthreads like this! and me posting this has pushed it to the top again! yay!

G'day all..

Cut me a lil slack. I'm new at this UBB stuff, ok?

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Oh silly me, I didn't read it properly...

The-4th-Place

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Right, one of them should work at least.....




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Posted by Mika:
Where as us New South Welshmen simply laugh at the Tasmanians. And tell the Victorians their code of football sucks. And that Sydney is better than Melbourne.

Yeah, that's right Rupert

Hmm, well, we could have an all out slagging war between which is better, Melbourne and Sydney. Now representing Melbourne is Me, mortalwombat, Nick, and anybody else who wants to come forward.

Now representing Sydney...........um...............well I suppose they have Mika. Now who else?.....................................................emmmmmmmmmm........................................cant think of anybody else!

Bring It On!
AFL RULES, Rugby League is crap, Union is good. AFL draws more crowds, more money, more everything!
WE HAVE THE GRAND PRIX! HAHAHAHAHA, YOU NEVER HAD A SNIFF!
We hold the AUstralian Open Tennis, we have the MCG AND Colonial stadium. Our petrol is cheaper. Our water is better. Our city is better designed.

So There!
Ozzy
P.S by no means should this get personal, this is just fun.

Sydney has seen the Olympic Games!

Sydney is bigger than Melbourne!

Sydney is capital of Australia!

Sydney has the wonderful Opera House!

Sydney boasts the worlds largest mechanical action organ!

Sydney is home to 4 million people!

Sydney has 13 McDonalds restaurants! Beat that!

Sydney's AMP Tower is the tallest in the city at 305 metres!

Sydney is one of the world


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G'day all...

JESUS ALEX!! I thought this was gonna be an uphill battle for me!! Where the hell did you pull all that from?? But one complaint...

"Sydney has 13 McDonalds restaurants! Beat that!"

Ermm, maybe you meant per suburb or something, I don't know. But Sydney has about a gazillion macca's, I think I pass 13 on the way to school each day.

I know this is blatantly rude to you, Al, after that positive post for me, but still.. London's so dreary and glum, didn't you ever read Misery Guts by Morris Gleitzman? I recommend you all do. And besides, Alex... you dont live in London!

Hehe, seriously tho, thanks for those points on Sydney!

And Rupert, nothing personal taken. But Sydney kicks yo Melbourne ass.

Slovenia has 2 millions of ppl

BEAT THAT!!!

Yo Sup

Scotland has just unber 5 million people, which is less than the city of London. We have only 2 McDonalds, which is a good thing cos its basicly overpriced food=poisoning




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

"London's so dreary and glum"

TRUE, and...

"And besides, Alex... you dont live in London!"

TRUE!

But hey!

"But Sydney has about a gazillion macca's"

You see, I'm used to just one here in Stratford, the entertainment capital of the world. 13 seems like a hell of a lot to me

Stratford is home to 3638 badillion people! I bet you can't beat that!

:p




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maybe you've never heard about this city. i'm from Bogota (Colombia, South America). we're like 7millions here and 40millions in the whole country. (we have McDonald's too, I think like 10 in Bogotá) As you can see i'm in the 3rd world.




Saludos desde Colombia.

Sydney is capital of Australia!
Oh dear, WRONG WRONG WRONG! It is time for a geography lesson my friend. CANBERRA is the capital of Australia, and that is in the Australian Capital Territory, which is actually surrounded by New South Wales. It was placed half way between Sydney and Melbourne because they couldnt choose on a location for Australia's capital city.

Sydney is one of the world

MY GOD!!!!

I thought that thread would NEVER bloody end!!!

So much trivial bullshit information, I don't know where it stops and ends!!

Yes, I tried to lick my elbow....damn, stupid long arms 'n' short tongue!

And what about the word :

antidisestablishmentarianism as one of the longest words in the dictionary??

Adding my own 2 cents into the useless bullshit trivia competition, (and I always thought the 'net was just full of it....that, and porn), try going to this website :

www.miketheheadlesschicken.org

about one chicken's desire to live despite having a head....for 18 months (I think).

LS, some words of advice....go and sit down, have a aspirin, and try to leave the keyboard alone for a new weeks, there's a good boy!

well i havn't read more than 10 words in this thread, u all too intelligent for me to keep up



Chris C
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GPTC &amp; GPVWC Manager o' CVRT
HawkEyE '01WC' Driver o' CVRT
http://cvrt.tk

G'day all...

"It was placed half way between Sydney and Melbourne because they couldnt choose on a location for Australia's capital city."

Notice how its approximately 700 kilmoteres north of Melbourne, and only 300 kilometres south of sydney? so much for halfway

I love this thread.

"Oh dear, WRONG WRONG WRONG! It is time for a geography lesson my friend. CANBERRA is the capital of Australia"

Oh well, that's why I chose history instead of Geography However! Sydney I believe is the commercial capital of Australia! Anyway, I'll leave you Ozzies to slog it out on your own!






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FEAR THE QUIFF, FEAR IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

I think thats just about insane enough. Here are some scottish jokes (no offence ellis, but i happen to have "the worlds best scottish joke book" in front of me)

Q. How do you stop a scotsman being sea-sick?
A. Put 10p in his mouth

Q. How was the first census of scotland made?
A. They threw a 5 pound note in the middle of scotland

Or for those of you who are German, i.e. Vader and like to laugh at the austrians (most germans do) here is a great german proverb:

"Birds migrating south for the winter fly on their backs over Austria"

None are funny so ill shut up now

Vader, i found a great pic for you:



heehee....



(joke)

And i just found a great site!

[home.kimo.com.tw]

There is also some voice so turn on your speakers! LOUD
Yes if you wont set your speakers on loud, you wont enjoy that much.
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Whos is it goning to be that posts the 100th post in this new forum..?
Whoever it is it will be a lankmark :.)