jcaranti Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Plan B: > > > g > > Oh s**t, my arteries just gave me a heart attack!by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Don't forget that GP3 also is very sensitive to computer speeds. If one computer is slower than the rest, that computer will also slow down everybody elses.by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 3
ralv585 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @mortal > > can we advertise things to sell here? > > i'd rather offer stuff to people i know here than > some strangers, or do we just link to ebay or > something? I got a Formula Force EX from Morbid from here, so I'd say so. If it's a reasonable price, I'm sure somebodby turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Monza972 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > turkey_machine Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What? I was top at one point and I end up 5th. > > Dammit! > > > That's what she said Touché Monil, touché.by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
What? I was top at one point and I end up 5th. Dammit!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
Apparantly United fans have sold out Liverpool's supply of them dratted beach balls for the game this weekend!by turkey_machine - Other Sports
I had to re-read the original post a couple of times to make sure I wasn't missing anything. By rights Dan you should get your full deposit back and move out of there IMMEDIATELY! In fact, the landlord should be providing alternative accomodation as the place he's providing for you to kill yourself in is clearly not doing its job properly.</joke>by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Not bad from VSM, but could do better, frankly. Hope things get better from now on.by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
8th isn't too bad for me in Free Practice. Kev's 5th is a good showing, I only hope he translates that into a win. Charrel had better get a charge on in the race!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
I had the question, but it seems to have got lost between typing and posting. Forum error?by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
In science, if you want little bangs, do chemistry. If you want the really big bangs, do physics. Calculations matter in physics. If you're out by 0.1 x 10^1000, it's still out. No amount of rounding will compensate for that in the real world.by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
This is why I'm a test driver. I suckeh at teh racing!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
"Sorry, Service Temporarily Unavailable." Fail anyway, since Geocities is closing soon!by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Nickv Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So what if a driver runs out of fuel with ten laps > to go and refuels? Will he be disqualified or get > a penalty or something else? If the cars are anything like last time no refuelling was allowed, there will be no nozzle for refuelling in the pits to take place. It'll all be done with funnels.by turkey_machine - F1
Are you several sheets to the wind Lord Vader?by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Not a bad showing from Jalving. Kev crashing out was a bummer.by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
EC83 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Which reminds me - imagine the LOLfest they'd have > if George Michael died! If he did die, nobody could wake him up before he go-go's! Sad to hear Stephen Gately's died so young. 33 is a rather short lifespan. Hopefully an autopsy will give a conclusive cause of death.by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
You can answer a question with another question. Can't you?by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
I can haz post #2000!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
Not bad that. 2nd and 3rd for VSM testers! Clearly Donington suits us, and should help us improve for the rest of the season!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
Is now a bad time to say that "Starkey's Brigge" should be "Starkey's Bridge" on the trackmap? Ta for this BTW, Donington's an awesome circuit.by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
How can Charrel have only scored 3 points in 4 races? Puts my result in a good light!by turkey_machine - Grand Prix 4
n00binio Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > every day is your lucky day on the forum with the > highest troll density known to man Nah, that's Cable Forum. /runs and hidesby turkey_machine - Off-Topic
Morbid Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No straight answers here it seems... tsk, tsk, > tsk! > > On the question you offer, "are you the same > person", I would answer you, turkey_machine: "That > really depends". > > On a molecular level, certainly not: an almost > uncountable number of molecules have beby turkey_machine - Off-Topic
EC83 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Morbid Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I am not sure I get it. What is out of > character > > EC83? > > Well, you're just usually among the first to > notice these things... Absolutely no offense to Morbid, but no he ain't. He'by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
EC83 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Turkey-machine, those vids make sweet viewing! > Thanks for that! My favourite of all those is Alesi's barnstormer in the Ferrari. That was an awesome lap!by turkey_machine - F1
SHEEPY Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Amasterdam! Booze, drugs and hookers till ya dick > falls off :D ROFL, how very succinct!by turkey_machine - Off-Topic
I swear my computer just blue-screened. Thank f**k for that!by turkey_machine - Off-Topic