What is taking up space in your garage.....?

Posted by mortal 
What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 11, 2010 02:25PM
Posted by: mortal
Just loads of stuff that I've stolen over time, including:


An Egyptian mummy I stole from a museum when I worked on security there
An ornamental fountain from the park
Flowers from the same park
A bench from the same park
Boxes of women's shoes
Clothes stolen from various washing lines
A road sign
Numerous garden gnomes
Part of a fence
A child's bicycle
Some boxes which I haven't opened yet so I don't know what's inside
A few other odds and ends


That's it, really..


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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 11, 2010 08:03PM
Posted by: Dahie
Remind me never to give you access to my parks.

I don't have a garage, but if I had to list stuff taking up space, I guess I had to refer to som electronic equipment I never got around to get rid of.
I have all my files from school, which take up some shelves.
And I got my secret box of notes, scribbles, ideas and designs I did over the past 10 years.

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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 11, 2010 09:28PM
Posted by: harjinator
so that's where my gf's shoes went!

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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 11, 2010 09:39PM
Posted by: Guimengo
You probably don't want to find out how they ended up there then ;)
Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 12:05AM
Posted by: gav
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mortal
An Egyptian mummy I stole from a museum when I worked on security there

You sucked at your job.
Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 12:07AM
Posted by: mortal
I forgot to mention two drums the military asked me to look after, I suspect there's bodies in there, one of the lids is weeping some foul smelling substance, perhaps I'll pop the lid and have a look and see what's in there....


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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 07:35AM
Posted by: Dahie
Leave some mysteries… keep it closed and have your kids find it in a few years only for them to discover your dark and terrible secret… :)

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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 07:46AM
Posted by: mortal
Now there's a thought, I could put those drums in my will. :-) Also taking up valuable space is about 70 bottles of home made Merlot, and 6 crates of home brew beer, about 80 or so bottles. Hey, I could have a party! There's also a table saw, a Black and Decker workmate thingy, an old pantry full of assorted crap, two saw horses, a chest of drawers full of tools, nails and screws and more assorted crap, a mini trailer for the ride-on mower, and a partridge in a pear tree. Actually I tell a lie, there's no partridge or a pear tree, but it would be pretty cool if I did have one. ;)


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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 10:52AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
judging from this thread, I suspect you have some sort of hydroponic setup going as well? ...;-)
Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 11:21AM
Posted by: mortal
Now that you mention it, there used to be some 8 foot tall leafy plant life behind the passion fruit vine, but now that the bathroom has been renovated, said plant life is no longer required. :-)


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Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 12:18PM
Posted by: ferrariman
this needs to be a picture thread
Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 12:44PM
Posted by: ferrariman
2x Desktop PCs
2x 17" monitors
1x Apple Macbook
1x Advent 5480DVD laptop


Re: What is taking up space in your garage.....?
Date: August 12, 2010 12:44PM
Posted by: LS.
mortal Wrote:
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> I forgot to mention two drums the military asked
> me to look after, I suspect there's bodies in
> there, one of the lids is weeping some foul
> smelling substance, perhaps I'll pop the lid and
> have a look and see what's in there....

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