First thing to do: shoot the moron who is my neighbor and his family who all come as close as it gets to being the German equivalent of white trash, rednecks and hillibillies in one. Cutting wood with a chainsaw around midnight, making HUGE bonfires like 3ft away from their own house, listening to loud and annoying "party" music all day, generally being a nusicance and having the German and
Bayern München flag hoisted all over the place. For some obscure reason they also had the US Confederate Rebel Flag for some time as well. Not to mention that all together don't have a complete set of teeth and uncle-father is an appropriate term to describe family relations.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS