Best singles ad ever!!

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (0409/434328) and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...





















Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA St Kilda Victoria Australia.

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You see, now that's just classy.



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Aww cute puppy!

the ad could also have included:

"i'll jump all over you and stick my head in your crotch as soon as you get home from work!"

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

it could also have included "i'll eat your vomit off the floor", but it didn't.

'I can devour kitchen sausage before you even realise where it went'


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

"I can lick myself."

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

We have a winner!

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"you can tell your friends i'm a b!tch and i won't complain"

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

She can't cook? Then what's the point.