How would you like to die?

Posted by Vader 
How would you like to die?
Date: December 02, 2009 10:11PM
Posted by: Vader
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.






REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 02, 2009 10:38PM
Posted by: abdelkader
I know this joke. I think it exists in every language.


On the topic: I'd like to die in whatever way apart from suffocation. I've had suffocation moments in my life and I daresay it's the worst bloody thing which may happen to a human being.







Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/02/2009 10:39PM by abdelkader.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 02, 2009 10:46PM
Posted by: mortal
On the nest! ;)


[www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to. :-) [www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Central
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 12:06PM
Posted by: Locke Cole
I want to die by my own hand. ;) I'm such a control freak, I can't even leave my own passing to chance!



K*bots UK, specialist providers of 'fun science' Curriculum Enhancement days for Primary and Secondary schools in Britain.

Please find us on [en.wikipedia.org] for more information.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 01:16PM
Posted by: Vomit
i want to die like Bon Scott, but before that, i have to be a famous musician to make it cool.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 04:49PM
Posted by: senna9194
i'll never die,because i'm immortal;)



My GPGSL Career
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 07:48PM
Posted by: Frantic
I want to die sucked by a gypsy dancing vacuum cleaner

Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 09:51PM
Posted by: Nickv
Seeing the place I live, I'll probably die in a flooding.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 09:59PM
Posted by: mika19b
Drug fueled sex heart attack.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 10:30PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Nickv Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Seeing the place I live, I'll probably die in a
> flooding.

+1. No hills where I am.



Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 03, 2009 11:20PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
On the toilet.

Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 12:09AM
Posted by: Morbid
Fresh from memory, I can say, drowning is bad. Then it is better to die from overwhelming infection.



It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 07:30AM
Posted by: Locke Cole
Have you drowned recently, then? Are you posting from beyond the grave?



K*bots UK, specialist providers of 'fun science' Curriculum Enhancement days for Primary and Secondary schools in Britain.

Please find us on [en.wikipedia.org] for more information.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 09:14AM
Posted by: LS.
a long drawn out painful ingering death




LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 02:54PM
Posted by: Morbid
I die every year. The horrible part is that life goes on...



It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 03:22PM
Posted by: danm
Death.... by a single grain of couscous. Imagine!




Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2009 03:23PM by danm.
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 04, 2009 04:42PM
Posted by: Vader
Quote
turkey_machine
No hills where I am.

But where will you run to when white men come across the sea and bring you pain and misrey?

Quote
Morbid
I die every year. The horrible part is that life goes on...


I hear you, brother. I hear you.






REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Re: How would you like to die?
Date: December 05, 2009 12:09AM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Every time Dave Ellis posts, I die a little inside. So him posting a rant would be a good way to finish me off!



Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.

Click here to login

Maintainer: mortal, stephan | Design: stephan, Lo2k | Moderatoren: mortal, TomMK, Noog, stephan | Downloads: Lo2k | Supported by: Atlassian Experts Berlin | Forum Rules | Policy