mortal's drunk thread! W00t! Ask me a question.

Shades of GLP, it's my turn
I cracked the first bottle of my home made red, a sparkling Merlot. Sweet and fruity, and a bit young, the grapes were pressed in March. Tastes alright, what a buzz lol.
My patience is infinite, I waited six months.
Three and a half glasses and I'm off my face, hahaha! I'll take a few bottles to the coming up local comedy night and get everyone wasted hehehe.

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Woah....this could not be better timing! The morning afgter Arthur's Day - Guinness day basically - is not a day to go to work fully sober. At all! :D

edit: oh wait there was meant to be a question...hmmmm why doesn't Australia fall off the bottom of the Earth?

double edit: Wait, home made wine? Very nice! Made home-made cider there recently with some funky apples at home, resulted in very sweet cider, was gorgeous! Read the posts before replying to them, Owen, read the posts...



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/25/2009 01:21PM by The Lopper.

mortal Wrote:
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> Shades of GLP, it's my turn
> I cracked the first bottle of my home made red, a
> sparkling Merlot. Sweet and fruity, and a bit
> young, the grapes were pressed in March. Tastes
> alright, what a buzz lol.
> My patience is infinite, I waited six months.
> Three and a half glasses and I'm off my face,
> hahaha! I'll take a few bottles to the coming up
> local comedy night and get everyone wasted hehehe.

And so it begins...

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And so it begins...

LOL, +1

The earth is flat, so there is no bottom. There's an ice wall at the edge. Thought everyone knew that.

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mortal schrieb:
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> And so it begins...
>
> LOL, +1
>
> The earth is flat, so there is no bottom. There's
> an ice wall at the edge. Thought everyone knew
> that.

[www.theflatearthsociety.org]

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used to be GPGSL's Nick Heidfeld

I rest my case, there's the proof, flat as a tack. Next.

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Mortal is drunk *claps* whats 2444+2444? And while your doing that stand on one leg and touch your nose.
Hurry up and do it otherwise....

What is the Meaning of Life?

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What is the meaning of Australia? :O

What is the meaning of Gui?

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Peace, happyness, and joy! :D

chet Wrote:
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> What is the meaning of Gui?

Dude, nobody in their right mind, intoxicated or not, would answer that question with a straight face.

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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

yay drunkenesssssss ftw

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"Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the Special Olympics...Even if you win you're still retarded"

Nooooo, I haz hangover.....

4888
42
Godzone
Cannot be answered, my head will explode.

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turkey_machine Wrote:
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> chet Wrote:
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> > What is the meaning of Gui?
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> Dude, nobody in their right mind, intoxicated or
> not, would answer that question with a straight
> face.


Hahahahaha! true!!!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Why does the green upgrade bar say "November 2013 " ?

Because that is when the asteroid hits!

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*cough*

Looks like we will never see the upgrade

[nostradamus2012.com]

edit -

edit again, clearly I wanted an unhappy face!! :'!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2009 12:07AM by chet.

mortal Wrote:
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> Because that is when the asteroid hits!

damn!!!my birthday is on 20th of November ^^

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chet Wrote:
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> *cough*
>
> Looks like we will never see the upgrade
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> [nostradamus2012.com]
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> edit -
>
> edit again, clearly I wanted an unhappy face!!
> :'!

Nah, that bipolar smiley is much better! :P

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