Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!

Posted by micky-cannonball 
Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 03:37PM
Posted by: micky-cannonball
Last night my mom brought 30 pcs of those big jumbo Toblerone Triangular Bar 400g, and she gave me 4 pcs, now last night i have eatin 2 milk chocolates and then the 1 whole 400g pound tobleron and i didn't know that i eaten them all, until i finish watching movie. and today i woke up! my lungs are roaring and its like i have a fever! and worse i feel chubby and my the shape of my face in middle in got bloat. i tried to drink alot of water and even taking my mom's diet pill 5 tablets, but it d oesnt affect me this aftertoon. can anyone help me? im so totally freaked out. i can't go to school like this.


Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 03:39PM
Posted by: Nickv
Defraggle the motherdisk.
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 03:51PM
Posted by: The Lopper
Try taking a shite.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2009 03:54PM by The Lopper.
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 05:09PM
Posted by: Guimengo
Drink quite a bit of milk and follow the Lopper's suggestion.
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 06:13PM
Posted by: senninho
micky-cannonball Wrote:
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> Last night my mom brought 30 pcs of those big
> jumbo Toblerone Triangular Bar 400g, and she gave
> me 4 pcs, now last night i have eatin 2 milk
> chocolates and then the 1 whole 400g pound
> tobleron and i didn't know that i eaten them all,
> until i finish watching movie. and today i woke
> up! my lungs are roaring and its like i have a
> fever! and worse i feel chubby and my the shape of
> my face in middle in got bloat. i tried to drink
> alot of water and even taking my mom's diet pill 5
> tablets, but it d oesnt affect me this aftertoon.
> can anyone help me? im so totally freaked out. i
> can't go to school like this.





Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 06:47PM
Posted by: smorr
Laxatives.

Take em. ;)


The Flanker is gone. :(
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 08:01PM
Posted by: Monza972
Don't take diet pills you eejit! (sorry to be harsh but those are suited to one person and cause you an adverse reaction causing a major problem that even before!)

Just drink water and take a rest. And as much as you love that toblerone, eat it in steps. Don't scoff it all down. That's my advice
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 08:38PM
Posted by: KGrant
Toblerone is lovely, but I prefer cadburys caremel,mmm now thats chocolate heaven.

Kx
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Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 09:32PM
Posted by: EC83
smorr Wrote:
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> Laxatives.
>
> Take em. ;)

Strong coffee, lots of it. It aids digestion, and it's a good laxative too if you drink more than about 2 cups. ;)



Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 03, 2009 10:14PM
Posted by: Locke Cole
Micky, let's jump straight to the heart of the issue here, because those symptoms sound out of character with mere gluttony...

Are you 100% sure you're not allergic to nuts? :s Because that sounds like an allergic reaction to something you've eaten. However trivial you may feel it is, I strongly advise getting tested for it, because there could be a lot worse round the corner than mild bowel discomfort if you have an intolerance.



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Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 12:23AM
Posted by: danm
lol! eating too much of anything always causes dodgy symptoms!

heck, ive 'dared' to eat four double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds piles as a mega burger. seemed nice during the first bite; but when that first bite takes about three minutes to chew and another two to swallow you rethink and feel like an idiot. lol

crisps are worse that! i ate about 7 packets of mccoys super chili flavours during the buildup to the Oz GP this year. I had stomach cramping from the saltyness for about 4 days after! Don't do it! :P


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
oh god, i just can't get myself into shape. pfffffff, now im lying in my bed and then my eyes, nose, throat, lungs, skin feels itchy, and i can;t breath. im taking now a prescriptions and the doctor inject me adrenaline (a.k.a. epinephrine),with Antihistamines.

and the one thing i hate he prescribe to me is not eating chocolate bars,
Muesli and fruited breakfast cereals,Salads and salad dressings... which is my fav..






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2009 02:31AM by micky-cannonball.
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 03:00AM
Posted by: Guimengo
I still think the Banjo String thread is superior to this :P
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 04:19AM
Posted by: EC83
Guimengo Wrote:
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> I still think the Banjo String thread is superior
> to this :P

Just searched for and read through said thread, and it is a LOLfest! It was also started 5 years ago today.
An omen? ;)



Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 07:28AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
well picked locke! Adrenaline and anti histamines will sort you out. You're definitely allergic to something in it, most likely the peanuts ;)
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 11:04AM
Posted by: The Lopper
Eat lots and lots of toast. That'll help.
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 04:28PM
Posted by: Guimengo
... or suck it up and develop immunity to the nuts!
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 05:00PM
Posted by: Monza972
Guimengo Wrote:
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> ... or suck it up and develop immunity to the
> nuts!


Yes... recommend that why don't you ;)
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 05:58PM
Posted by: chet
senninho Wrote:
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hahahahahhahahaha!!!!






"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
Re: Help! Just eated a big pound tobleron! seriously!
Date: September 04, 2009 11:26PM
Posted by: Gigi4
So, did i understand well? You eated more than 400 g of choco? Man you are incredible!







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