Me and the Panda

Vader and a Panda walk into a bar. They sit at a table and a waitress comes over and asks them what'll they have. Vader orders a beer, and the Panda says "a ham sandwich". The waitress serves them their order. The Panda munches down the sandwich stands up, pulls out a gun, rips off 3 rounds into the ceiling and walks out. The waitress yells at Vader, "What the heck was that all about?" Vader shrugs and says, "I dunno know, look it up, you'll figure it out." So the waitress goes over to the computer, googles "Panda" and reads what the Wikipedia has to say: "Panda..black and white smallish bear indigenous of China and Southeast Asia. Eats shoots and leafs."

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Almost falls into the same category as
"why was 6 scared of 7? because 7 8 9..."
:-P

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wat category might that be Zaz?

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"Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the Special Olympics...Even if you win you're still retarded"

There is a similar version in Oz, only the crtitter 'eats, roots and leaves'.

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Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the Giant Panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. The Giant Panda may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available.

What Wikipedia actually says. Doesn't lend itself to humourous puns to the same extent though.

sorry to be pedantic, but the last word in the punchline has to be "leaves", or else it doesn't make sense, as "leaves" is the plural of leaf and also means 'to depart'.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/02/2009 08:28PM by Muks_C.

I was going to say that too, but correcting Vader....it's just not cricket. It's wrong somehow.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2009 01:03PM by The Lopper.

Its the consequences id be worried about!!!

i quite liked that joke, ill use it :p

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

dont start an arguement with vader, it'll be like the tyre/tire incident all over again, i cant watch

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"Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the Special Olympics...Even if you win you're still retarded"

Lol, nice joke Vader.

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Isn't there an old book called eats shoots and leaves?

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Age old joke with a twist vader !

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there's another one like that:

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Unless im very much mistaken, murray walker is on the front

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"Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the Special Olympics...Even if you win you're still retarded"

9/10!