Chat to a stranger!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup homie
Stranger: HI
You: you like eggs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Second time round, I decided to only use quotes from the film Airplane!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: nope
You: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Stranger: cool
You: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Stranger: yeah
You: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and i am not JOEY
You: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Stranger: i cant see any faces at this web
You: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense
Stranger: dont believe your father said
You: I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
Stranger: its okey
You: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: y?
You: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone @#$%& again.
Stranger: do u drug
Stranger: still there
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2009 11:45AM by mclarenf1fan.

rofl! thats good!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: hey! - hows you?
Stranger: what time?
You: right noww
Stranger: you !what time?
You: .. 14:19
You: you?...
Stranger: 你猜
You: Chinese, Japanese, Dirtinese?
Stranger: oh!!!!
You: oh indeed
Stranger: china
You: Cool, like where the Olympics were?
Stranger: thank
Stranger: my english is very bad
You: not as bad as my chinese
Stranger: say chinese ``?
You: Chinese...?
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: HOLLE?
You: It's conversations liek these that started the Cold War don't you know
Stranger: i do not know....
You: Neither do I
You: Do you like Hu Jintao?
Stranger: can u speak chinese?
You: 再见！
You have disconnected.

LOL Tom!

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You: hi
Stranger: are you blue?
You: no, im steve
Stranger: I'm green
Stranger: This is my friens yellow
Stranger: frined
Stranger: friend
You: :O
You: in that case im orange
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: french fries...
You: but when a car hitted me i became black
Stranger: poor thing
You: yes
You: im like a camaleon
Stranger: Cool
You: but im not like a snake
You: are you like a snake?
Stranger: Me neither.
You:
Stranger: I'm more of the bear type
You:
Stranger: :3
Stranger: Bye


lol at this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: im batman
You: you?
Stranger: HI
Stranger: IM TAYLOR SWIFT
Stranger: U?
You: batman
Stranger: WANNA HAE SEX?
You: :O
You have disconnected.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/14/2009 01:38AM by Frantic.

Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: male of feamle
You: shemale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol...

kizz Wrote:
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> Stranger: Hi!
> You: Hello
> Stranger: male of feamle
> You: shemale
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
>


It's a shame other people haven't accepted you for who you really are, but don't worry! We love you here at GPG, Kizz!

ahh i was posing as you gui so i couldn't lie now could i

Stranger: hi asl?
You: Hello
You: 21/m/Eng
Stranger: 14 f uk :/
You: Have you heard the latest news?
Stranger: what is it?
You: Some Hollywood Actress has been stabbed in New York
You: Reece something
Stranger: who is it?
You: Can't remember her surname
Stranger: witherspoon
Stranger: i geddit
You: NO WITH A KNIFE
Stranger: ahhhhhhahahahahahahaha
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: Disconnect!

hahahahaha!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Were no strangers to love
You: Welcome, please insert 300 coins to continue
Stranger: You know the rules and so do i
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Stranger: ROCK ROLL'D NOW GIMMEH 600 COINS OR ILL GO RICK_ASTLEY_CHUCK_NORRIS ON YO ASS
You: Please insert 300 coins to Continue


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi !
Stranger: Hiya
You: you from ?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: you?
You: Canada
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lame
You: Province of QUébec, to be precise
You: I'm a frog !
Stranger: weak dude
Stranger: sick
You: yeh really
Stranger: no way
Stranger: GTFO
You: I'm getting a $4,200 tax refund this year
Stranger: i'm selling my body dressed out as a girl
You: I'd pay $4,200 for that =)
Stranger: oh i thought we made obvious lies
Stranger: gtfo
You: no no, I'm not lying
You: ok, I gotta go prepare myself for work now
You: bye

Another one :

You: Hola
Stranger: Cola
You: Como estas ?
Stranger: Are you Spaniard
You: Sorry, I don't know any other spanish words
Stranger: You must learn and go back to school.
You: Parlez-vous français ?
Stranger: NON
Stranger: I hate @#$%& French
You: I'm not french actually
You: I'm from Harper's Canada
Stranger: Belgium ?
You: I HATE STEPHEN HARPER !
Stranger: A Quebec
Stranger: Who's Harper ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2009 07:42PM by Briere.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bye
Stranger: hey
Stranger: oh bye ...?
You: I'll talk to you later
You: I need a shower
You: haha ! good one
You: no I don't know
You: hi !
Stranger: ok...?
Stranger: ur well confusing me hun
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi
You: Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
Stranger: hi
You: Connecting to server...
Stranger: wha?
You have disconnected.

Ok ok, last one for today :

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again.
Doesn't that make this moment special?
You have disconnected.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2009 08:04PM by Briere.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there, sorry to bother you, im looking for my lost wheelchair girl here on omegle, i need to find her
You: yo
You: u should have chained her up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and another one haha

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: I'm horny
You: OMG ME TOO
You: WE SO CONNECTED
Stranger: yahh
Stranger: what's your name?
You: u like anal
Stranger: no.
You: my name is Anal
Stranger: lol.
You: short for Analalot
Stranger: do something for me
Stranger: tell me something hot.
You: its 62 degrees outside
Stranger: tell mesomthing sexy
You: Jessica Alba



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/2009 02:26AM by SHEEPY.

LMAO James!