Chat to a stranger!

The net is well wasted on youth.

danm Wrote:
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> Connecting to server...
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say
> hi!
> Stranger: hi
> You: Welcome. Press SPACE to continue
> Stranger: nah
> You: Please insert credit
> Stranger: you first
> You: GAME OVER Your Score is: 345901
>
>
> Stranger: En 2003, cuatro de los mejores foreros
> de Forocoches,que formaban un comando troll,
> fueron reportados por un post que no habían
> abierto. No tardaron en fugarse del semiban en el
> que estaban recluidos. Hoy, buscados todavía por
> el Electrik, sobreviven como trolls de fortuna.
> Si tiene usted algún problema y se los encuentra,
> quizá pueda contratarlos.
> You: GAME OVER Your Score is: 345901

ROFL!

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MikaHalpinen Wrote:
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> You: hi!
> Stranger: ...santa?
> You: ho ho ho, no.
> Stranger: you sound like santa
> You: i'm not santa
> Stranger: k
> Stranger: jesus?
> You: sure
> You: you jewish too?
> Stranger: yep
> Stranger: totally circ'd
> You: gross
> Stranger: k
> Stranger: gg


rofl!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

You: Hey there
Stranger: HI
Stranger: you are from
You: no, I am max
You: and you are?
You: hellooooooo
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: china
You: your name is china?
You: really?
You: thats a cool name
Stranger: I said I am Chinese
You: No you didnt, i asked who you were, you said you were China
You: But, i forgive you
You: What is your name?
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: i am ShenWei
Stranger: What about you
You: I am max, I said that before
You: hey are you smart?
Stranger: Some people call that kind of name? Really curious
You: I am Bi-Curious, are you?
Stranger: What clever
You: yes, every asian person i know is smart and makes enough money to buy mazdas
Stranger: I am very curious
You: oh my
You: so you have the clevers?
Stranger: Your view is wrong
You: how would one view to correct ones self?
Stranger: mazdas is WHY
You: why?
Stranger: Change the character of ah
You: i'm lost
Stranger: Do a good job to let others tell their own
You: so, can you help me with a problem i have
Stranger: You want me to help you?
You: if you can
You: are you domesticated?
You: do you wash your own clothes?
You: i have a problem to do with washing
You: I need to get peanut butter stains out of my underwear
Stranger: My God! Washing of the problem?
You: indeed i agree
You: I dont know how to get the stain out.
You: I have been up all night racking my brains
Stranger: Sorry this issue is very clear I do not
I would like to ask you a boy or a girl
You: I am a girl
Stranger: Sorry I was not doing their laundry in the ordinary boys
You: Lets just say i put some peanut butter in my underpants to entice something to lick it. and now i can not remove the stain
You: Turns out, i didnt even need the peanut butter
Stranger: Underwear? You play my girl, right?
You: oh yes, it was during play
Stranger: Even peanut butter to the underpants up onto it?
You: yes, well, I was trying to get something to lick them
Stranger: I am sorry I said you want to
You: and surrounding areas
Stranger: You make fun of me! ! !
You: no no
You: i am actually serious
You: ok, forget that then
You: lets talk about something else
Stranger: Why do you ask such a serious issue not
You: do you like german shepherds?
Stranger: NONO
You: no?
Stranger: I always do not like dogs
You: oh i love my german shepherd
You: his name is Stroker
You: and he loves peanut butter
Stranger: A domestic German shepherd you do?
You: thats correct
You: you guessed it in one
Stranger: My God! !
You: so how do i get the stain out?
Stranger: Do you want your German shepherd licking you? My God
Stranger: You say where the stain?
You: yes, its actually really nice, and there is no need to call me God..
You: the stain is in the crotch of my underwear
You: that is where i put the peanut butter
Stranger: Peanut butter where the stain?
You: yes
Stranger: Peanut butter you put where?
You: on the crotch of my underwear
Stranger: My God! You are too forceful a!
You: do you think i would be better off throwing the underwear away?
Stranger: I think you lost it! Otherwise, you will be talking about her husband
You: whos husband?
Stranger: Blame your husband will be the
You: i dont have a husband
You: i am only 14
Stranger: Ah! So you should also small
You: yes\
You: i still dont understand how a husband could be responsible for my peanut butter stained underwear
Stranger: I am 5-6 against you, oh great
You: well, thats only one behind, and who's keeping score anywho
Stranger: Sorry! ! I understand it correctly! Not ask which country you are
You: I am from Klakastan
Stranger: I still do not know!
You: it borders britain
Stranger: Which country is Klakastan
Stranger: I see!
You: anyway i must go finish trying to get this stain out
You: i am getting cold sitting here with no pants on
You: and stroker is being naughty
Stranger: Right! I support you! Ha ha you the spirit of direct
You: yes, a spirit. like whiskey?
Stranger: NO NO
You: yes yes
You: ok, bubbye
You: sleep well
You: eat merry and drink vulgar
Stranger: To be a friend?
You: Much guest was had with you, pleasant said I once did then
You: To be a friend, or not to be
You: Greater things have fallen upon lovers
You: gooodbye
Stranger: So you do not want to be friends with me ah! Low in mood! You are my first foreign friend
You: i was told not to make friends with strangers
You: bye now

Somewhere in China, some guy is awfully confused...but a little bit turned on...

or just jumped out the window

Would not think you were a girl!NeilPearson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You: Hey there > Stranger: HI > Stranger: you are from > You: no, I am max > You: and you are? > You: hellooooooo > Stranger: Wait > Stranger: china > You: your name is china? > You: really? > You: thats a cool name > Stranger: I said I am Chinese > You: No you didnt, i asked who you were, you said > you were China > You: But, i forgive you > You: What is your name? > Stranger: SORRY > Stranger: i am ShenWei > Stranger: What about you > You: I am max, I said that before > You: hey are you smart? > Stranger: Some people call that kind of name? > Really curious > You: I am Bi-Curious, are you? > Stranger: What clever > You: yes, every asian person i know is smart and > makes enough money to buy mazdas > Stranger: I am very curious > You: oh my > You: so you have the clevers? > Stranger: Your view is wrong > You: how would one view to correct ones self? > Stranger: mazdas is WHY > You: why? > Stranger: Cha

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Every guy is from China is this thing. I'd swear it's the same person. I know but China is big country, but even so...

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NeilPearson Wrote:
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> You: Hey there
> Stranger: HI
> Stranger: you are from
> You: no, I am max

I cant believe he stayed connected for as long as he did Neil!!!! He must have had no clue at all lol!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Stranger: if you dont speak english
Stranger: my parents told me
Stranger: your worth less
Stranger: as a human
Stranger: and jesus doesnt love you

this made me laugh so hard!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hia
You: nakajima
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone obviously doesnt like Kazuki :p!!

Ima try with Piquet !

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

msater Wrote:
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> Every guy is from China is this thing. I'd swear
> it's the same person. I know but China is big
> country, but even so...


army of the clones, why are you surprised that they talk the same?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: team rocket blast off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

chet Wrote:
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> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say
> hi!
> You: hi
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
>
>


LOL

St.Hubbins Wrote:
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> Stranger: hello
> You: hi
> Stranger: where?
> You: in the conservatory
> Stranger: what?
> You: lead pipe
> Stranger: k bye

LMAO!


NeilPearson Wrote:
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> You: Hey there
> Stranger: HI
> Stranger: you are from
> You: no, I am max
> You: and you are?
> You: hellooooooo
> Stranger: Wait
> Stranger: china
> You: your name is china?
> You: really?
> You: thats a cool name
> Stranger: I said I am Chinese
> You: No you didnt, i asked who you were, you said
> you were China
> You: But, i forgive you
> You: What is your name?
> Stranger: SORRY
> Stranger: i am ShenWei
> Stranger: What about you
> You: I am max, I said that before
> You: hey are you smart?
> Stranger: Some people call that kind of name?
> Really curious
> You: I am Bi-Curious, are you?
> Stranger: What clever
> You: yes, every asian person i know is smart and
> makes enough money to buy mazdas
> Stranger: I am very curious
> You: oh my
> You: so you have the clevers?
> Stranger: Your view is wrong
> You: how would one view to correct ones self?
> Stranger: mazdas is WHY
> You: why?
> Stranger: Change the character of ah
> You: i'm lost
> Stranger: Do a good job to let others tell their
> own
> You: so, can you help me with a problem i have
> Stranger: You want me to help you?
> You: if you can
> You: are you domesticated?
> You: do you wash your own clothes?
> You: i have a problem to do with washing
> You: I need to get peanut butter stains out of my
> underwear
> Stranger: My God! Washing of the problem?
> You: indeed i agree
> You: I dont know how to get the stain out.
> You: I have been up all night racking my brains
> Stranger: Sorry this issue is very clear I do not
> I would like to ask you a boy or a girl
> You: I am a girl
> Stranger: Sorry I was not doing their laundry in
> the ordinary boys
> You: Lets just say i put some peanut butter in my
> underpants to entice something to lick it. and now
> i can not remove the stain
> You: Turns out, i didnt even need the peanut
> butter
> Stranger: Underwear? You play my girl, right?
> You: oh yes, it was during play
> Stranger: Even peanut butter to the underpants up
> onto it?
> You: yes, well, I was trying to get something to
> lick them
> Stranger: I am sorry I said you want to
> You: and surrounding areas
> Stranger: You make fun of me! ! !
> You: no no
> You: i am actually serious
> You: ok, forget that then
> You: lets talk about something else
> Stranger: Why do you ask such a serious issue not
> You: do you like german shepherds?
> Stranger: NONO
> You: no?
> Stranger: I always do not like dogs
> You: oh i love my german shepherd
> You: his name is Stroker
> You: and he loves peanut butter
> Stranger: A domestic German shepherd you do?
> You: thats correct
> You: you guessed it in one
> Stranger: My God! !
> You: so how do i get the stain out?
> Stranger: Do you want your German shepherd licking
> you? My God
> Stranger: You say where the stain?
> You: yes, its actually really nice, and there is
> no need to call me God..
> You: the stain is in the crotch of my underwear
> You: that is where i put the peanut butter
> Stranger: Peanut butter where the stain?
> You: yes
> Stranger: Peanut butter you put where?
> You: on the crotch of my underwear
> Stranger: My God! You are too forceful a!
> You: do you think i would be better off throwing
> the underwear away?
> Stranger: I think you lost it! Otherwise, you will
> be talking about her husband
> You: whos husband?
> Stranger: Blame your husband will be the
> You: i dont have a husband
> You: i am only 14
> Stranger: Ah! So you should also small
> You: yes\
> You: i still dont understand how a husband could
> be responsible for my peanut butter stained
> underwear
> Stranger: I am 5-6 against you, oh great
> You: well, thats only one behind, and who's
> keeping score anywho
> Stranger: Sorry! ! I understand it correctly! Not
> ask which country you are
> You: I am from Klakastan
> Stranger: I still do not know!
> You: it borders britain
> Stranger: Which country is Klakastan
> Stranger: I see!
> You: anyway i must go finish trying to get this
> stain out
> You: i am getting cold sitting here with no pants
> on
> You: and stroker is being naughty
> Stranger: Right! I support you! Ha ha you the
> spirit of direct
> You: yes, a spirit. like whiskey?
> Stranger: NO NO
> You: yes yes
> You: ok, bubbye
> You: sleep well
> You: eat merry and drink vulgar
> Stranger: To be a friend?
> You: Much guest was had with you, pleasant said I
> once did then
> You: To be a friend, or not to be
> You: Greater things have fallen upon lovers
> You: gooodbye
> Stranger: So you do not want to be friends with me
> ah! Low in mood! You are my first foreign friend
> You: i was told not to make friends with
> strangers
> You: bye now

Genius.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :D
You: Hey
Stranger: whats your name? xo
You: Mika.
You: What's yours?
Stranger: I'm Sarah :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OK. :S

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Was it something you said?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like your wrists
Stranger: my wrists??
You: yeah, you like mine?
Stranger: r u mad??
You: no, but i need a kidney donor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lulz!

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