I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.....

CELEBRITY Jade Goody has spoken for the first time about the terrible conditions she has been forced to endure since her death.
Currently stuck in a Travel-inn on the M3, Mrs Goody has no humane sanitation or catering facilities in what she described as nothing but a wooden box.
Problems arose as she was served a judicial order from Kevin Woland as she went to take her up her rightful throne in heaven.
Mr Woland claims he bought her soul for 50p, a claim denied by the Big Brother and Heat magazine celebrity.
Mrs Goody spoke to me through a special medium brought in amid the recent claims.
"This is not what I was told it was like, I asked for views across eternity and 5.000 angels playing Robbie Williams songs," the star said.
"They've shoved me in this, this box, and I'm being treated no better than a D-lister, I don't see that actress bird having to be forced to endure such a degrading situation.
"Don't they know who I was, I'm a bloody celebrity, I want out of here."
Mr Woland, said he still has the contract, which was carved in the back of a close associate of Mrs Goody, and would fight his case in the Europe Courts if he had to.
Mr Woland said: She is mine, she knows she's mine and she's trying to get out of her legal binds, we need her down here with us, or at least until Jim Davidson cashes in his chips."
God refused to comment but a close friend said he was livid and would move hell and high water to get her into heaven as he wanted the stars autograph to complete his Big Brother 3 scrap book.

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Seems in bad taste.

@#$%& bad taste, @#$%& her, thats brilliant!

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BeamingSauber07 Wrote:
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> Seems in bad taste.


Which is why it is awesome.

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Bad form. If you must, chase meaningless celebrity where it's bred, not when its suckers die without mercy, as any of us can.

Sim

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I don't necessarily find this in bad taste, I just don't think it's all that funny.

The media have been shoving Jade Goody news down my throat for weeks, I don't care! IMHO she's due a bit of tasteless targeting.

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I don't care if it's not that funnny, anything against Goody is good. Don't care if this is in bad taste, but good riddance. The world is screwed by recession, corruption, lying politicians, war and global warming and yet we've gotten Jade Goody on the front of newspapers for the last month "saying good bye to her children" and nonsense like that. No wonder the world is @#$%&.

yeah, not very funny really. does anyone outside the Uk know who Jim Davidson actually is?

have you seen the many facebook groups who love and hate Jade?

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Actually, I know SFA about her, even as to why she is supposedly a 'celebrity.'
I guess she must be important enough to warrant someone taking the piss as it were.

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mcdo Wrote:
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> Bad form. If you must, chase meaningless celebrity
> where it's bred, not when its suckers die without
> mercy, as any of us can.

I wish I would.

No hope=no fear and apart from that "shut up and suffer".

Jesus wept.

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I wonder if people were allowed to take Goody bags home from the funeral buffet?

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lol. she might have been a complete t*at but good on her trying to get the most for her kids and good on her helping raise awareness. otherwise she was a nobody and proof ANYONE could become slightly famous.

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

A) I think God stopped at BB2...

and

B) Goody dies and Bruno disappears? Coincidence...

Locke Cole Wrote:
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> The media have been shoving Jade Goody news down
> my throat for weeks, I don't care! IMHO she's due
> a bit of tasteless targeting.

In other words, you've taken the bait and spared the bastards.


Vader Wrote:
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> mcdo Wrote:
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> > Bad form. If you must, chase meaningless
> celebrity
> > where it's bred, not when its suckers die
> without
> > mercy, as any of us can.
>
> I wish I would.
>
> No hope=no fear and apart from that "shut up and
> suffer".
>
> Jesus wept.

No doubt Jesus would have thrown the journalists out of the final press conference.

mcdo Wrote:
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> Locke Cole Wrote:
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> > The media have been shoving Jade Goody news
> down
> > my throat for weeks, I don't care! IMHO she's
> due
> > a bit of tasteless targeting.
>
> In other words, you've taken the bait and spared
> the bastards.
>

Exactly.

Its not her fault shes on the news/papers... Its bloody people want see and read about her!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Its not her fault? she @#$%& sold her wedding and funeral out...

Also, even before all this farce, her kids have millions in the back, a big ass house worth alot. They have everything set for them already. Do feel sorry for the kids, its not nice for them to see their mum suffer, cancer isnt a nice thing for anyone to deal with.

End of the day. Everybody knows what cancer is, if people are getting smear tests just cos of this, then...thats stupid. Me personally, I know what cancer is, I know what cancer does. I dont want to walk into the shops to see her on the front of every magazine with no hair and covered in bandages and things. Its disgusting, theres clearly no moral fibre in seeking to make money of out such an illness, and eventually, your death. I just cant see the logic in ANYONE coming up with that thought.

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Dear Jackie,
I am so sorry to hear about your daughter Jade. I can't stop thinking about her little boys.
All my love,
Gary Glitter

Sim

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