Cox (with Kelso in the room): "Teddy, did you go ahead and tattle on me?"
Ted: "Oh please with the shocked looks, NEWSFLASH! I'm sterile!"
*Both look at him like "Huh?"
Ted (sheepishly): It's my guys. They swim in circles. It's probably the bike-riding.
Ted's great. Kelso's great. Nothing matches up to.....
"Show The Todd some love!"
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the
point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.