Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible

Posted by Vader 
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 23, 2008 06:45PM
Posted by: matt3454
why do black gangstas like basketball?

cos its the only game that you can run shoot and steel.



whats brown and sticky?

a stick


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Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 23, 2008 07:08PM
Posted by: SexySam182
So a blind man is in a shop, spinning his guide dog round his head by the tail. The shop assistant, bemused, walks over to him and asks him if he is ok. The blind man replies "Yeah fine' I'm just looking around."

Ba doom doom tsh!







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Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 23, 2008 09:24PM
Posted by: Vader
I'm not a random person, I'm just ... oooh, squirrel.






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Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 23, 2008 11:41PM
Posted by: iCeMaN pAuL
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 01:37AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
i've never rooted a poof but i've rooted a guy that has
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 02:01AM
Posted by: Guimengo
I've prevented a chipmunk and a squirrel from being run over today
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 06:24AM
Posted by: gareth
A dyslexic man walked into a bra...
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 06:30AM
Posted by: Guimengo
and saw two baboons...
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 09:43AM
Posted by: gav
Guimengo Wrote:
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> and saw two baboons...

When drunk, never look at yourself in the mirror.
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 02:34PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
Seen something you didn't like Gav? ;)



Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

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Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 02:38PM
Posted by: Nickv
I thought I looked better when I looked in the mirror when I was drunk.
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 24, 2008 07:08PM
Posted by: salvasirignano
SexySam182 Wrote:
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> So a blind man is in a shop, spinning his guide
> dog round his head by the tail. The shop
> assistant, bemused, walks over to him and asks him
> if he is ok. The blind man replies "Yeah fine' I'm
> just looking around."
>
> Ba doom doom tsh!


That's brilliant :)
Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 25, 2008 09:49PM
Posted by: Vader
gareth Wrote:
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> A dyslexic man walked into a bra...

My dog lay awake all night wondering what a dyslexic atheistic insomniac might think about it.






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Re: Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible
Date: September 26, 2008 06:00PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
LMAO Vader! Try saying that when you're several sheets to the wind, please! ;)



Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

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