Hollywood shock ... that's so terrible

OMFG, it's so terrible, you won't believe it. That famous Hollywood actor got STABBED. "Reese" ot something .......

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

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SportsCarArchives.com

With a chainsaw?

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

"Witherspoon?"

"Nah, with a knife..."

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Circuit Thermalito

Liverpool Waterfront Circuit (WIP)

Again?! She needs to be more careful

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LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

YOU STOLE MY JOKE

CALL THE POLICE







H E L L O



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oh dear vader, this joke is older than time itself

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Come on Vader, you must surely know jokes older than this.

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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

better old joke than russian joke

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE TELL YOU!!

light up, light up, as if you have a choice

Even if you can not hear my voice, I'll be right beside you dear

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

I love you Simon. Will you be with me?

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Have you got any fish?"
Puzzled, the barman says: "No, sorry, I don't have any fish."
The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes back to the bar, and asks: "Have you got any fish?"
Annoyed, the barman says: "Look, I told you yesterday, I don't have any fish!"
The duck walks off.
The next day, the duck comes back, and asks: "Have you got any fish?"
The barman is very pissed off by this stage and says: "No, I haven't got any f**king fish." He grabs the duck by the throat. "NEXT TIME YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR FISH, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR HEAD TO THE BLOODY WALL!!! CLEAR OFF!"
Unabashed, the duck walks off.
The next day, the duck comes back and asks the barman: "Have you got any nails?"
The barman, taken aback by the question, says: "No, I haven't got any nails."
"Good, have you got any fish?"

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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK :D

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole