ever had that annoying thing where a fish swims up your penis?

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I had this pain in my shlong and the doctor found a pod of full grown sperm whales living in my urethra. Okay, whale is not fish but I think this gives the name "Moby Dick" a complete new meaning.

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i was in the ER the other day when a guy came in with a calculator stuck in his arse. A freakin' calculator.

yeah coz quite often when your cleaning out a fish tank you hold the fish in your hand! even more disturbing was rather than put the fish in some receptecle full of water he took it into the bathroom with him whilst he went for a pee.

hmmmmm?

Reminds me of the story Ricky Gervais told about the guy in casualty who ended up with a ketchup bottle stuck up his ass after he'd locked himself out of the house after going shopping



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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 09/18/2008 03:24PM by LS..

LS. Wrote:
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> yeah coz quite often when your cleaning out a fish
> tank you hold the fish in your hand! even more
> disturbing was rather than put the fish in some
> receptecle full of water he took it into the
> bathroom with him whilst he went for a pee.
>
> hmmmmm?

lmao, the mind boggles.

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now how the hell does that happen

MikaHalpinen Wrote:
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> i was in the ER the other day when a guy came in
> with a calculator stuck in his arse. A freakin'
> calculator.

He must like maths, ALOT!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Maybe he was that goatse guy.

Ive heard about it before, though the fish normally goes into other fish' gill, they are attracked by some mote coming out of the fish' gill, that same mote is in human pee, so thats why the fish swam into it, or is this another case? :P

I've heard about that kind of fish. They are attracted by pee. And if you're unlucky and pee in the river, they might just sneak into your willy.

Iceman-Kimi Wrote:
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> Ive heard about it before, though the fish
> normally goes into other fish' gill, they are
> attracked by some mote coming out of the fish'
> gill, that same mote is in human pee, so thats why
> the fish swam into it, or is this another case? :P

Didn't realise we actually had a teenager posting from India. Shows what a diverse forum this is!

The fish, which is thought to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide




Oh dear, I have 3 fish in my tank of the betta genus, id better watch out now

gav schreef:
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> Iceman-Kimi Wrote:
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> > Ive heard about it before, though the fish
> > normally goes into other fish' gill, they are
> > attracked by some mote coming out of the fish'
> > gill, that same mote is in human pee, so thats
> why
> > the fish swam into it, or is this another case?
> :P
>
> Didn't realise we actually had a teenager posting
> from India. Shows what a diverse forum this is!


owh shut up

iCeMaN pAuL schreef:
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> Re: ever had that annoying thing where a fish swims up your penis?

No but it kept me busy about 3 and a half years ago

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

just how big 'hole' in the penis has he that a fish with measures 2cm * 1.5cm could swim into it?

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His story is most likely a lie, he or someone else put it there

candiru fishies are cool :P

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

MikaHalpinen Wrote:
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> i was in the ER the other day when a guy came in
> with a calculator stuck in his arse. A freakin'
> calculator.


I hate you, I spent 20 minutes thinking of a pun to go with that and....nothing

he found a way to push his own buttons

there was no room for any more digits

something about the whole thing didn't add up