1) When you get handed the completely wrong coursework for over 8 months, you won't pass that course.
2) Having regular checkups at the doctor's even when you feel fine can result in being put down on the waiting list for a heart operation.
3) Jobcentre's actually buy you very nice christmas presents.
4) When mum's give up being full-time housewives and start working to earn more money, you have to make your own sandwiches.
5) If you try and cross the road without looking both ways you're going to get a bruised arm, or worse, caused by a bloody great bus.
6) When your driving instructor says "stop", it's usually best to stop.
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