World Cup Fun Thread

Not sure if anyone already knew this or not, but that pale sattelite dish face looking singer Sophie Ellis Bextor was killed the other day by that famous french footballer guy...












































(Apparantley it was murder on Zidane's floor!) woop woop!



Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/14/2006 07:41AM by danm.

Hahahaha!! Awesome. That reminds me...

A oscar winning actress was killed the other day... Reese something or other.


"Witherspoon?"

Nah, with a fork.

Or something like that

LOL!
Oh dear, this threads 'gone' then :P

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

took me awhile to get the first joke. I was saying zidane without the s so it didnt make sense

What is Ruud Van Nistlerooy's favourite soap opera?














NEIGHbours.

what makes brazilians such great lovers?



they can lob over seaman from 30 yards... boom tish

What did the Trinidad and Tobago manager say to his angry striker?




Don't be Stern, John.

It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 Brazil vs Scotland Carlos says "We can't be bothered to play Scotland they are to easy".

"I'll take them on single handedly" Ronaldo said. "You go to the pub."

So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 0

Then they turn it of later on they say "the game should be finished check the score". Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 1 89:00 mins

Then Ronaldo comes down and says "I let you down" NO you didn't you got a draw Carlos said "No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute.


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

LOL!

hahahahaha

Alex Ferguson
Sex organ fuel

David Ginola
A livid gonad

Super John McGinlay
Sperm launching joy

Andy Gray
Randy Gay

Robbie Elliott
Better boil oil

Teddy Sheringham
He'd shag dirty men

Nathan Blake
An ankle bath

Stan Collymore
Measly control

Paul Merson
Lump on arse

Peter Shilton
Enter hot lips

Martin Keown
I'm not wanker

Peter Beardsley
Beery plastered

Maine Road
I Am A Drone
A Dire Moan
No! I Am A Red

Neil Cox
Lexicon

Karlheinz Reidle
He killer red Nazi

Match Of The Day
They of mad chat

George Best
Go get beers

Gudni Bergsson
Undressing bog
Guns on bridges

Fabrizio Ravanelli
Evil Brazilian afro

Gareth Southgate
Treat to huge shag

David Lee
Evil Dead

Dennis Bergkamp
Pink German beds


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Theo Walcott
The Cool Tw*t

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> Hahahaha!! Awesome. That reminds me...
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> A oscar winning actress was killed the other
> day... Reese something or other.
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> "Witherspoon?"
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> Nah, with a fork.
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> Or something like that
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> YA RLY


this is the thread, it was awesome

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I'm against sigpics

Not meaning to sound completely incompetant, but I don't get the Brazil-Scotland joke earlier in the thread. Enlighten me please!!

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Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld

GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.

well he scored in the 10th minute, scotland equalized in the 89th, but Ronaldo got sent of in the 12th minute. the joke is implying Scotland are utter shite if they could only score in the 89th minute, with no-one from the opposing team on the pitch!

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael