Stupid Tara Reid
Posted by Muks_C
hello.
was flicking through sky last night and saw a show about Tara reid (the actress) going round the world partying. well in this one she was in Monaco, so i watched it to see if they said anything about F1.
she went to a sort of racing learning club place, and had an instructor called Sebastian to help her.
the car looked something like this F3 car:
before she got in, she put her racesuit on, and kept complaining that she doesn't know how to drive 'stick shift', and that "i'll be learning to drive stick in a Formula 1 car!!"
so she got in, but just kept on stalling, maybe 20 or 30 times. the instructor was sat on the sidepod guiding her on what to do to not stall it, but she kept doing it. finally she pulled away and went off round the track.
after about 10 minutes, they got worried so the instructor got on a moped and went to find her. she was still driving, but never changed up from 1st gear, thats why she was so slow.
finally it ended, and she got out of the car, and proclaimed to everyone "i've never driven stick before, but I learnt how to in a Formula 1 car!!"
she then showed us she'd been driving in flip-flops, and the instructor said maybe next time she should wear a helmet, and also try to get out of 1st gear.
then one of her friends/helpers said "wow, you drove a formula 1 car, aren't you great! its unbelievable!!"
i cringed everytime they said it was an F1 car.
the end.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
was flicking through sky last night and saw a show about Tara reid (the actress) going round the world partying. well in this one she was in Monaco, so i watched it to see if they said anything about F1.
she went to a sort of racing learning club place, and had an instructor called Sebastian to help her.
the car looked something like this F3 car:
before she got in, she put her racesuit on, and kept complaining that she doesn't know how to drive 'stick shift', and that "i'll be learning to drive stick in a Formula 1 car!!"
so she got in, but just kept on stalling, maybe 20 or 30 times. the instructor was sat on the sidepod guiding her on what to do to not stall it, but she kept doing it. finally she pulled away and went off round the track.
after about 10 minutes, they got worried so the instructor got on a moped and went to find her. she was still driving, but never changed up from 1st gear, thats why she was so slow.
finally it ended, and she got out of the car, and proclaimed to everyone "i've never driven stick before, but I learnt how to in a Formula 1 car!!"
she then showed us she'd been driving in flip-flops, and the instructor said maybe next time she should wear a helmet, and also try to get out of 1st gear.
then one of her friends/helpers said "wow, you drove a formula 1 car, aren't you great! its unbelievable!!"
i cringed everytime they said it was an F1 car.
the end.
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
you fancy her 
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oh my god.
never heard of this tara reid (doesn't sound like i'm missing much), but i want to kill her.
never heard of this tara reid (doesn't sound like i'm missing much), but i want to kill her.
Lemming Wrote:
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> oh my god.
>
> never heard of this tara reid (doesn't sound like
> i'm missing much), but i want to kill her.
>
> need something imaginitive and amusing to put
> here...
after careful examination of google images, i've decided to retract that statement.
still want to kill her for the silly f1 thing though.
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> oh my god.
>
> never heard of this tara reid (doesn't sound like
> i'm missing much), but i want to kill her.
>
> need something imaginitive and amusing to put
> here...
after careful examination of google images, i've decided to retract that statement.
still want to kill her for the silly f1 thing though.
lol
yes its the same actress from those teen-movies.
and no i don't fancy her. she's like Paris Hilton MKII.
@ Dave, yeah thats true, but someone could have told her that it wasn't an F1 car, namely the instructor.
and she didn't wear shoes or a helmet. did she really think people drive F1 cars like that? she could have worked it out for herself. (oh no, that would have involved owning a set of brains)
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
and no i don't fancy her. she's like Paris Hilton MKII.
@ Dave, yeah thats true, but someone could have told her that it wasn't an F1 car, namely the instructor.
and she didn't wear shoes or a helmet. did she really think people drive F1 cars like that? she could have worked it out for herself. (oh no, that would have involved owning a set of brains)
RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
"did she really think people drive F1 cars like that?"
maybe she has an interest for F1 history
maybe she has an interest for F1 history
*tips hat*
she was awesome in scrubs 
nah Elliott i would've gone before tara reid, elliott's so much better in every respect
i would do her.
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> nah Elliott i would've gone before tara reid,
> elliott's so much better in every respect
Disagree there... Yeah shes damn fine, no doubt about that! But shes the most annoying character now in scrubs! in Season 1 and 2 she was annoying but made up by just been clumsy and been walked all over all the time, which was comedy genius :D problem is now she ain't really clumsy and shes found a backbone, so that part of her ain't funny anymore..
I cheered when I **thought** she was been written out (storyline moving her to a different hospital)... but no shes gonna remain... yippee.
Oh well... just have to mute when she comes on and stare
PSN/Xbox 360 ID - Ianwoollam
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> nah Elliott i would've gone before tara reid,
> elliott's so much better in every respect
Disagree there... Yeah shes damn fine, no doubt about that! But shes the most annoying character now in scrubs! in Season 1 and 2 she was annoying but made up by just been clumsy and been walked all over all the time, which was comedy genius :D problem is now she ain't really clumsy and shes found a backbone, so that part of her ain't funny anymore..
I cheered when I **thought** she was been written out (storyline moving her to a different hospital)... but no shes gonna remain... yippee.
Oh well... just have to mute when she comes on and stare
PSN/Xbox 360 ID - Ianwoollam
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