lol on my hattrick of useless posts, out of curiosity whats your personal favourite 'ur mum' playground jokes?

'Your mommas so fat after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch'


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

Your mommas so fat, I swerved to aviod her and ran out of petrol half way round!


PSN/Xbox 360 ID - Ianwoollam



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careful, family forum , keep it nice

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Your mommas so fat, she's got her own moon.

I prefer insulting one's living conditions, insulting someone's mum has somewhat lost it's touch

Your house is so dirty, the roaches need to use dune buggies.


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your mommas so fat, she has her own zip code ^_^


your mommasso fat, that's not an eclipse.. that's your mom standing in the way!







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Your Mom's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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your mams so fat she walked past the tv and i missed the film

hahaahah! rofl at all!

espec last!!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Your mums so fat her blood type is bolognaise sauce

Your mums so fat she uses a boomerang to put a belt on


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/27/2005 06:10PM by danm.

Your Mum's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday.

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Did your birth certificate come with an apology letter from Durex?

Your mum is old she even remmebers all the "your mum" jokes.

Honestly - didn't these jokes become outdated sometime during the Pleistocene?

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maybe for you, but thats because your mums so old she gangbanged with the hebrews

(on that note, i think this thread should be closed lol, sorry!)


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

My fave is if someone calls me fat (which is pretty rare) i say

"Thats coz everytime i shagged her she gave me a biscuit.

haha! lol that is actually quite funny
but then i would never use these jokes lol

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

These jokes are for people who lack wit themselves and can't come up with anything better

H E L L O

My fave is if someone calls me fat (which is pretty rare) i say

"Thats coz everytime i shagged her she gave me a biscuit.

Did a certain cricketer said that as I remember there was an article about sledging (mouthing off at other cricketers) in a newspaper during the summer Ashes?

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Did your birth certificate come with an apology letter from Durex?

Your mum



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/29/2005 09:46PM by danny87.

Yo' momma so fat, she got stuck in the Grand Canyon!

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