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What the hell does this mean?

Bernie says:
;gj;jlekrgj kj dfkjdk jdflkjda

Bernie has left the conversation.

Mark | Sugar coated lies says:

Bernie says:
BADGEWRIOUKIND
Bernie says:
i AM THE WOSNORTTTTTTT
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
Wosnort?
Bernie says:
WOSTNORRR@@@@@
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:

Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
Terrible!
Bernie says:
TRAFFIC
Bernie says:
YWLO(EFJ
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
PANTHESIS
Bernie says:
PANTS!
Bernie says:
I'm warning pants
Bernie says:
!~
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
warning them about what?
Bernie says:
IBETEYYY!!
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
You're betty?
Bernie says:
I
N
V
I
T
E!
Bernie says:
WWOw0-o0wew0eo\

Bernie has left the conversation.

Bernie says:
XMZPPSDSD!1`

Bernie has left the conversation.

Mark | Sugar coated lies says:

Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
Indeed!
Bernie says:
SPAGGLEW!!!!!!!!!
Bernie says:
INITEEEE
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
SPAGGLEW to you as well
Bernie says:
INITTTTTIEEEE
Bernie says:
IN
VI
TE

Bernie says:
afgain!@
Bernie says:
pknmgdof
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
That's the nearest you've got to a English word!
Bernie says:
O leep hiotting exsa[;e
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
Can I post this convo on gpg.org?
Bernie says:
YTGEs
Mark | Sugar coated lies says:
If yes, answer in gibberish
Bernie says:
jkfg
Bernie says:
sporyt
Bernie says:
e
Bernie says:
yhe
Bernie says:
ss
Bernie says:
jusyinj meine
Bernie says:
inytie
Bernie says:
invuet
Bernie says:
wpr@!d

Bernie has left the conversation.

i think he is trying to get you out of your pants mark :|

We call them trousers in England.

i think the translation is "I'm drunk and on messenger"

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