Birthdays

Posted by Vader 
Re: Birthdays
Date: March 10, 2005 10:51PM
Posted by: Vader
well heres a few questions to see if you really are English

a) do you refer to the weather as "good" if the rain gets a bit warmer?

b)do you enjoy one of the following "sports":
i)cricket
ii)crocket
iii)hurling
iv)curling
v)no sports

c)does moss grow on your hair because of all the rain?

d) do you feel funny after a life-time of eating British beef?

e) do you wear a black suit and bowler hat even at a sunny beach?

f) are you a drunken soldier somewhere deployed in Germany?

g) do you have the tendency to stand in line even if there is no queue?

h) does your humour always include a blonde dumb guy in Nazi uniform called Fritz?

i) do you enjoy cheap jokes at the expanse of French people?

j) do you actually enjoy drinking cider (the sweeter the better)?

k) do you prefer your beer warm like pee and non-sparkling?

l) does your food has next to no taste?

m) does your wife look like a horse?







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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 10, 2005 11:20PM
Posted by: Zcott
well heres a few questions to see if you really are a regular on these forums

a) do you refer to the forum as "homepage"?

b)do you enjoy one of the following "forum sports":
i) spamming
ii) abusing others
iii) posting funny pictures
iv) speaking like other users
v) reading the gp4 forum

c) have you ever spoken to another forumer on MSN?

d) have you ever spoken to one of the mods on MSN?

e) have you ever MET another forumer?

f) do you know about the blue whale's tongue?

g) write a brief report on cae9.

h) do you ever write "lol"?

i) do you enjoy cheap jokes at the expense of M Schumacher?

j) did you ever agree with oleg?

k) do you prefer your posting with punctuation or not?

l) do you remember the days when you didn't have to log in?

m) did you ever see zcott's old sig?

Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 12:29AM
Posted by: Muks_C
@ Chris, whats a 'hatred tractor'? did you mean 'hated actor'?.




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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 02:08AM
Posted by: Red Sam
a) do you refer to the weather as "good" if the rain gets a bit warmer?
Yes

b)do you enjoy one of the following "sports":
i)cricket Yes
ii)crocquet No
iii)hurling No
iv)curling Yes
v)no sports

c)does moss grow on your hair because of all the rain?
No

d) do you feel funny after a life-time of eating British beef?
British beef is fantastic - No

e) do you wear a black suit and bowler hat even at a sunny beach?
No

f) are you a drunken soldier somewhere deployed in Germany?
No

g) do you have the tendency to stand in line even if there is no queue?
Yes

h) does your humour always include a blonde dumb guy in Nazi uniform called Fritz?
No, although this is an English trait i think

i) do you enjoy cheap jokes at the expanse of French people?
.....

j) do you actually enjoy drinking cider (the sweeter the better)?
Yes

k) do you prefer your beer warm like pee and non-sparkling?
Yes

l) does your food has next to no taste?
Yes

m) does your wife look like a horse?
My girlfriend looks amazing - NO!

;););););)

I guess Im pretty British! None of this French lark for me!



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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 03:29PM
Posted by: Vader
a) do you refer to the forum as "homepage"?
I actually call it "my living room".

b)do you enjoy one of the following "forum sports":
i) spamming Yes
ii) abusing others If they ask for it - yes
iii) posting funny pictures Yes
iv) speaking like other users Yes
v) reading the gp4 forum Yes

c) have you ever spoken to another forumer on MSN? Yes

d) have you ever spoken to one of the mods on MSN? Yes

e) have you ever MET another forumer? Yes

f) do you know about the blue whale's tongue? Yes

g) write a brief report on cae9. He came, he saw, he spammed

h) do you ever write "lol"? LOL, yes

i) do you enjoy cheap jokes at the expense of M Schumacher? Yes

j) did you ever agree with oleg? I am Oleg

k) do you prefer your posting with punctuation or not? With punctuation, but with no sugar and no milk, please

l) do you remember the days when you didn't have to log in? Yes

m) did you ever see zcott's old sig? Yes

;););););)

I guess Im pretty Forum-ish! None of this ... this ... err ... this ... other forum's lark for me!







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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 04:20PM
Posted by: Red Sam
amazing. Apart from the different questions and different answers, we could almost be the same person!;)



RedSam
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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 06:25PM
Posted by: Vader
Insert a big Anze quote here.






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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 09:29PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
rofl vader

worryingly i would have to answer exactly the same answers as vader

yes on every account, and for k) definately with - if i can be arsed

as for cae9 you want a short description. Well it begins with "C" ends in "T" and has the letters "U" and "N" in between in that order
Re: Birthdays
Date: March 11, 2005 09:49PM
Posted by: Vader
ChrisB Wrote:
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> Well it begins with "C" ends in "T"
> and has the letters "U" and "N" in
> between in that order

Worringly I am sure that quite a few of my students would be hopelessly challenged when asked to complete that task.








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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 13, 2005 02:16PM
Posted by: SpaceAce
cnut?
did u spell cocunt wrong?



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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 13, 2005 04:03PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
SpaceAce Wrote:
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> cnut?
> did u spell cocunt wrong?




ChrisB Wrote:
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> as for cae9 you want a short description. Well it
> begins with "C" ends in "T" and has the letters
> "U" and "N" in between in that order



:|




Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 08:37AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
i think he was kidding, chris ;)
Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 01:04PM
Posted by: Vader
What a cunning stunt. :|






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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 03:47PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
maybe kidding but at least you [Vader] could make a proper joke, not one that doesnt work!




NB: THIS IS DEFINATELY DIRECTED AT VADER



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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 06:44PM
Posted by: Vader
My joke did work :|






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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 07:27PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
Vader Wrote:
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> My joke did work :|
>

I was saying it didnt





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2005 07:51PM by Vader.
Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 07:50PM
Posted by: Vader
Somehow I got the impression it was directed at me. ;)






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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 08:59PM
Posted by: Anonymous User
yes yes it definately was







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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 09:40PM
Posted by: Red Sam
LOL what the hells going on!;)



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Re: Birthdays
Date: March 14, 2005 11:56PM
Posted by: sasjag
Re: Birthdays
Posted by: ChrisB (IP Logged)
Date: March 14, 2005 08:59PM


yes yes it definately was

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