well heres a few questions to see if you really are french
a) do you ever find yourself turning your back and running away with your arms raised at 90' from the vertical from a potentional arguement
b) do you have a bike, if yes, does it have one or more of the following:
i) a basket
ii) less than 2 gears
iii) an onion loop
iv) painted in white red and blue
c) how often do you wear the beret
d) have you got any plans in removing the tash
e) are you wildly inefficient at work
f) do you have a tendancy to go on strike for the hell of it
g) have any past or present girlfriends had vast amounts of body hair, especially directly under the breasts
h) do you enjoy watching the ridiculously boring sport of tractor pulling
if yes:
have you ever been known to jam your pitchfork through the tv just your hatred tractor comes on and then run away (with arms raised as in "a)"
and sought safety by a radio
Answers on a stamped address bagette to the French Embassy