Annoying Flatmates!
Posted by sasjag
Oh man, ROFLMFAO @ this thread!! Legendary.
It brings back loads of memories for me too, since between May 2004 and September 2005 I lived in student accommodation in Dundee and for some of that time actually had an anti-social and unfriendly flatmate who the rest of us played jokes like this on!
It brings back loads of memories for me too, since between May 2004 and September 2005 I lived in student accommodation in Dundee and for some of that time actually had an anti-social and unfriendly flatmate who the rest of us played jokes like this on!
turkey_machine Wrote:
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> Guimengo Wrote:
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> Go on then, what's your excuse?
I do believe I've already posted here regarding uni roommates I've had, as an example. If not, I'll post a summarized version eventually, it's nowhere near the level of the beauty here as I couldn't really do anything evil back
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> > You're not allowed to bump this without new and
> > good stories! Shame on you!
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> Go on then, what's your excuse?
I do believe I've already posted here regarding uni roommates I've had, as an example. If not, I'll post a summarized version eventually, it's nowhere near the level of the beauty here as I couldn't really do anything evil back
.actually, funny this thread has been brought up.
i went to a birthday barbeque of one of my home mates from school last week, couple of them there ive not seen in about 3 or 4 years whilst away at uni. was good to catch up.
had some classic chat with one of my best mates back in school, a guy who i use to sit with during chemistry and biology and engineering classes. we would always talk about horrible situations and the worst ways you could get injured by whatever happened to be the theme of the lesson.
needless to say, a lot of chat revolved around tightening fingers and body parts into various vices, dipping fingers in molten aluminum and rubbing iron filings into wounds. lol.
luckily we have both grown up since then, so the chat was less disturbing.
instead, we thought itd be funny to empty some of the party poppers onto he table, remove the paper stringy stuff inside and spoon in a good heap of taramasalata (that horrible pink strawberry mousse dip thing thats actually made from cod roe fish eggs!), coleslaw and crushed crisps that get left in the bototm of the bowls.
long story short, the celebrations went down a blast.
the crisp party poppers had resemblance to what I cna only imagine world war 1 shrapnel to be like. as for the cod roe... my god. stuff went everywhere!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
i went to a birthday barbeque of one of my home mates from school last week, couple of them there ive not seen in about 3 or 4 years whilst away at uni. was good to catch up.
had some classic chat with one of my best mates back in school, a guy who i use to sit with during chemistry and biology and engineering classes. we would always talk about horrible situations and the worst ways you could get injured by whatever happened to be the theme of the lesson.
needless to say, a lot of chat revolved around tightening fingers and body parts into various vices, dipping fingers in molten aluminum and rubbing iron filings into wounds. lol.
luckily we have both grown up since then, so the chat was less disturbing.
instead, we thought itd be funny to empty some of the party poppers onto he table, remove the paper stringy stuff inside and spoon in a good heap of taramasalata (that horrible pink strawberry mousse dip thing thats actually made from cod roe fish eggs!), coleslaw and crushed crisps that get left in the bototm of the bowls.
long story short, the celebrations went down a blast.
the crisp party poppers had resemblance to what I cna only imagine world war 1 shrapnel to be like. as for the cod roe... my god. stuff went everywhere!
LMAO Dan!
I'd imagine the cod roe stuff made the party poppers make a kind of "squelch" noise too, instead of the normal bang. :P
I'd imagine the cod roe stuff made the party poppers make a kind of "squelch" noise too, instead of the normal bang. :P
danm Wrote:
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> actually, funny this thread has been brought up.
>
> i went to a birthday barbeque of one of my home
> mates from school last week, couple of them there
> ive not seen in about 3 or 4 years whilst away at
> uni. was good to catch up.
>
> had some classic chat with one of my best mates
> back in school, a guy who i use to sit with during
> chemistry and biology and engineering classes. we
> would always talk about horrible situations and
> the worst ways you could get injured by whatever
> happened to be the theme of the lesson.
>
> needless to say, a lot of chat revolved around
> tightening fingers and body parts into various
> vices, dipping fingers in molten aluminum and
> rubbing iron filings into wounds. lol.
>
> luckily we have both grown up since then, so the
> chat was less disturbing.
>
> instead, we thought itd be funny to empty some of
> the party poppers onto he table, remove the paper
> stringy stuff inside and spoon in a good heap of
> taramasalata (that horrible pink strawberry mousse
> dip thing thats actually made from cod roe fish
> eggs!), coleslaw and crushed crisps that get left
> in the bototm of the bowls.
>
> long story short, the celebrations went down a
> blast.
>
> the crisp party poppers had resemblance to what I
> cna only imagine world war 1 shrapnel to be like.
> as for the cod roe... my god. stuff went
> everywhere!
I need a change of underwear after that! You've made me laugh twice in succession with posts like that! Good man!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
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> actually, funny this thread has been brought up.
>
> i went to a birthday barbeque of one of my home
> mates from school last week, couple of them there
> ive not seen in about 3 or 4 years whilst away at
> uni. was good to catch up.
>
> had some classic chat with one of my best mates
> back in school, a guy who i use to sit with during
> chemistry and biology and engineering classes. we
> would always talk about horrible situations and
> the worst ways you could get injured by whatever
> happened to be the theme of the lesson.
>
> needless to say, a lot of chat revolved around
> tightening fingers and body parts into various
> vices, dipping fingers in molten aluminum and
> rubbing iron filings into wounds. lol.
>
> luckily we have both grown up since then, so the
> chat was less disturbing.
>
> instead, we thought itd be funny to empty some of
> the party poppers onto he table, remove the paper
> stringy stuff inside and spoon in a good heap of
> taramasalata (that horrible pink strawberry mousse
> dip thing thats actually made from cod roe fish
> eggs!), coleslaw and crushed crisps that get left
> in the bototm of the bowls.
>
> long story short, the celebrations went down a
> blast.
>
> the crisp party poppers had resemblance to what I
> cna only imagine world war 1 shrapnel to be like.
> as for the cod roe... my god. stuff went
> everywhere!
I need a change of underwear after that! You've made me laugh twice in succession with posts like that! Good man!
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld
GPGSL S5 Race driver for IED.
EC83 Wrote:
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> LMAO Dan!
> I'd imagine the cod roe stuff made the party
> poppers make a kind of "squelch" noise too,
> instead of the normal bang. :P
oh no, we prototyped several over next doors' fence before lol, and found that as long as you retain the card circle disc at the bottom of the popper, the popper bangs as usual, if not louder and just creates a sort of launchpad platform for the taramasalata projectile.
the ones that didn't go off inside during the 'happy birthday' chants we did out the back garden and shot a good 10 metres in a ridiculously good arc of attack. theyre better than 95% of the weapons in Battlefield 2, and half of the official add on packs.
shame we didn't do it earlier on. people had already eaten all the prawns and pickled onions hahaha.
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
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> LMAO Dan!
> I'd imagine the cod roe stuff made the party
> poppers make a kind of "squelch" noise too,
> instead of the normal bang. :P
oh no, we prototyped several over next doors' fence before lol, and found that as long as you retain the card circle disc at the bottom of the popper, the popper bangs as usual, if not louder and just creates a sort of launchpad platform for the taramasalata projectile.
the ones that didn't go off inside during the 'happy birthday' chants we did out the back garden and shot a good 10 metres in a ridiculously good arc of attack. theyre better than 95% of the weapons in Battlefield 2, and half of the official add on packs.
shame we didn't do it earlier on. people had already eaten all the prawns and pickled onions hahaha.
Haha, epic! Prawns... now that's an idea.
Genius :D
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2009 08:46PM by EC83.
Genius :D
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2009 08:46PM by EC83.
another classic is ice cube experiments.... but thats another dimension altogether that ill save for another time and place!
but for the time being... think soy sauce / worcester sauce ice cubes in coke cola so they camoflague with the coke to look like really clear, refrshign ice :P
bloody awful things.
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
but for the time being... think soy sauce / worcester sauce ice cubes in coke cola so they camoflague with the coke to look like really clear, refrshign ice :P
bloody awful things.
lol gui!
you could also caramelise picked onions, and embed the stalks of real apples onto them. fob them off as 'baby mini halloween apples'.
annoyingly un-cute girls will think theyre cute. and puke.
fat bratty kids won't care if they're cute. they'll eat 10 before they realise. and then puke.
WIN / WIN.com
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
you could also caramelise picked onions, and embed the stalks of real apples onto them. fob them off as 'baby mini halloween apples'.
annoyingly un-cute girls will think theyre cute. and puke.
fat bratty kids won't care if they're cute. they'll eat 10 before they realise. and then puke.
WIN / WIN.com
Having read this thread I've come to the conclusion that I've probably drank cum, laxatives and pig's blood during my college career. Sweet.
Sweet.The Lopper Wrote:
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> Having read this thread I've come to the
> conclusion that I've probably drank cum, laxatives
> and pig's blood during my college career.
> Sweet.
You never know what they serve in the cafeteria
One of my mates was flat sharing with a pillock. He came in one night steaming and shouting his head off and decided to head to bed, this woke my mate up so he decided to annoy him (he was a very heavy sleeper)
He managed to turn the bed around while his flatmate was sleeping in it.
He painted the walls a different colour
Found the keys and locked the door to stop his flatmate coming out.
He spent two days in that bedroom thinking he had been kidnapped and actually decided to call the police at one stage.
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> Having read this thread I've come to the
> conclusion that I've probably drank cum, laxatives
> and pig's blood during my college career.
> Sweet.
You never know what they serve in the cafeteria
One of my mates was flat sharing with a pillock. He came in one night steaming and shouting his head off and decided to head to bed, this woke my mate up so he decided to annoy him (he was a very heavy sleeper)
He managed to turn the bed around while his flatmate was sleeping in it.
He painted the walls a different colour
Found the keys and locked the door to stop his flatmate coming out.
He spent two days in that bedroom thinking he had been kidnapped and actually decided to call the police at one stage.
Covfan Wrote:
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> He spent two days in that bedroom thinking he had
> been kidnapped and actually decided to call the
> police at one stage.
ROFL!
X (@ed24f1)
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> He spent two days in that bedroom thinking he had
> been kidnapped and actually decided to call the
> police at one stage.
ROFL!
X (@ed24f1)
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